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People that post this are GOONERS!Xhey have severe porn addictions induced by years of being terminally online clittycels

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The awful thing

Soytan , also called Sloptran by haters, is a coally goonslop character that is a personification of a cacao Soylent bottle. She was the mascot for a large part of Soot's ownership, but was replaced by Nate Higgers. Historically, this horrid creature has been associated with splinters, especially the Jarty, as Jartycucks were obsessed with her and loved to goon to her. In fact, the Jarty was so obsessed with Soytan, that their emperor, Lutius Jartyglius Cuckius made soytan the main mascot of der jerdee for its whole existence.

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Soytan is often considered NAS due to her lacking many IAS features (since she has hair and is a woman). Despite this, she CONTINUES to be posted on /soy/, which is supposed to be only for Soyjaks. The only reason why this happens is because she's the heccin feminine personification of mah niche interest or however the clitty is leaked.

Gooning to ‘tan

Soytan porn has existed for a long tine since her creation, with the most infamous instance being the Soytan rape comic., as well as that one image of her shitting which has been up on the ‘ru for an entire week. Speaking of the ‘ru, another has been up since 2024 with Nate sniffing her asshole. Gooners argue Nate is 18 or something because of the cacacaust, but this is obviously wrong because (1) this post already existed for over a year before 1/28 and (2) the average user of the site is STILL underage no matter how Admin 6 rulecucks the site, since Nate was already only 15 when the minimum age to use the Sharty was 16. In conclusion you should stop gooning to a fucking bottle of goyslop, you sick fuck.

Soytan is Satan theory

Soytan is the IAS manifestation of Satan within the Soysphere. When Satan's name is prefixed with the word soy, as is conventional in Soyspeak, you get Soytan. There was once a bone-chilling article on this very wiki that pointed this out, but LimeAIDS deleted it, which demonstrates how corrupted the Soysphere has become.

Additionally, the word for Satan in Arabic is "shaytan", which is pronounced in a similar fashion to Soytan. This means Muslims predicted the manifestation of Satan as Soytan, hundreds of years before the Soyboy Woahjack was even conceptualized. They tried to warn us. ISLAM WON.