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North

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This page is about janniesjoonsjanitorstranny-janniestranitorsjan-jansyellow dogsMr. Morris from ArthurArchive every post (You) see. Read the banpage to learn the truthremember that they do it for freesee that this is no jokemock whoever got 'nishedsee who made them leakremember to kiss their feetknow your place on this websitepay your respectsremember to be nice to the janny.
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This person is a furry btw, if that matters

North is one of the biggest contributors to this very wiki, and is also a furfag. He self inserts as a soyjak or a furry cat with a military uniform and a beanie. He created the now-defunct Soychiver archiving service.

He was one of the main combatants in the Battle of the Sharticle,[1] being one of the first to attempt to gem up the Sharticle by including information about Sharty culture and deboonking falsehoods about our ties to terrorist attacks and mass shootings.

On March 28, 2026, following the demotion of BBQ Sauce Cobblestone would proclaim North as the numanager of the sharty via a sitenotice on this very wiki.[2] This led to general confusion and outrage from most of the Soymmunity, along with severe clitty leakage from Limeade and Broot. This turned out to not be true but was generally perceived as a funny harmless prank to bait the nusois and the rest of the administration that wasn't in on the joke.

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