CobsonTALKS (detractor perspective)

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CobsonTALKS (detractor perspective) is a JewTuberHow South Park empowers womenA retrospective on how South Park empowers womenA brief retrospective on South Park in less than 10 seconds Reacting to "An essay on how South Park empowers women" While I have my First PeriodToday I learned that South Park empowers women, but is this true?Actually, South Park empowers womenI love how South Park empowers womenYou're an evil bigot who should be decapitated and skinned alive if you don't like South ParkThe South Park x Dandys World Multiverse shipping drama is crazySouth Park and empowers womenThe science behind South ParkSouth Park: the masterpiece that empowers women Why South Park isn't as bad as you think 10 gorillion hours of South Park to fall asleep toSouth Park is peak and you should be killed by a Cartel for hating itSouth Park: A complete analysisThe rise and fall and rise again of South ParkEverything you need to know about South Park and how the creator of it should be murdered (4:10:08)

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

It's slowing down...My peer-reviewed studies indicate that it's not over yet...
But it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER.

>Effortposting is rearry bad ev&oe I do it arr the time or whatever frips the burger

CobsonTALKS, also known as Greg Dylan, CobsonBRAPS, CobsonEFFORTPOSTS, CobsonLEAKS, and unfunny is a halfbreed gookmutt that ruins everything with his fursona soysona. As of 2026, he has not discovered the art of compressing his troon-coded videos before uploading them to the 'ru, making its servers bloated and bursting at the seams. This inability to compress files is also seen in the videos on his neutral 'ki page, adding over 20 megabytes per minute of nobaldi. Considering his history of 'blox and effortposting, Snopes estimates that he will become a heckin' wholesome transbian before 2027.

Herstory

A typical CobsonClittyleaks video.

Greg displaying his EPI cuckold fantasy.

He entered the soysphere by pushing his singularity brapsona onto /soy/, The Everything Board. He would soon use it to post vantablack videos on every website known to man, including, but not limited to JewTube, the 'gram, ChinkTok, and brapjak.farty. Through catering to normalcacas, he gained immense, undeserved popularity.

Along with his short-form videos, he has created many long-form videos, such as the Tales From the Bottle of Soy, an effortpost brapfest that wasn't funny or interesting and nothing.

He is also well-known for various failraids, consisting of two 'blox raids, making him a colossal faggot. Apparently everything else is such SNCA, even for nutroons, that the only other raid listed on the neutral article only gets one, grammatically incorrect sentence.

Facts

• He's a hybrid of gook and mutt.
• He will never be a gem.
• He 'leaks over effortposting, unable to see the irony due to his gook intelligence.
• He's practically a literal who from the depths of Whoville at this point.
• He will NEVERbe a gem.
• He was the president of some stupid shit nobaldi cares about.
• Being involved in a torrential downpour of SNCA tends to be a theme of his.
• He's likely so irony-poisoned from a combination of EPI and being 'aped.
• HE WILL NEVER IN A THREMBILLION YEARS BE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A GEM.

See also

• The (((neutral))) version