Brapjak.farty

This page is Brappy. Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito before you read this page o algo

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THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX The subject of this article is about as real as the shoally is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

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>This page is a braperald, o algo

Brapjak.farty, otherwise known as the Farty, is a hypothetical/joke splinter imageboard that would supposedly be dedicated to brapping 'jaks. AND IT IS A PURELY FICITIOUS WEBSITE UND YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER!!!

History

The concept of "brapjak.farty" originally started with a video made in 2025 of a glowie denying the existence of the website. (Even doe ".farty" isn't even a real top level domain.) Theoretically it could be (geek babble ahead)

Soon after that, there would be a video about a "fartycuck" telling the viewer about himself, brapping all over the 'log and proclaiming that brapjak.farty is his favourite website.

After that, he tells the viewer that his favourite smell is the smell of big meaty braps, before ending his introduction with "brap you later, chuds."

Eventually, it would become a real splinter that would last for a month, making plenty of inside jokes and OC before it shut down, with the websim archives completely gone.

What ultimately started as a joke turned into a legitimate community, but at the end of the day, no matter how attached one may have been to the 'farty, the 'farty was meant to be a joke, nothing more.

Potential Nu' Splinter

There was been a thread in /soy/ dedicated to OP announcing if he should make a new splinter to make the Farty real under the name Admin ## Toot.

Not only is Admin ## Toot planned to make the Farty into an official splinter by communicating to the Admins, but there has also been a new mascot dedicated to Farty users, known as Hugh Janus, as well as a remake of the Fartycuck.

To work, it would be interesting to make the splinter in a different language other than English, in this case being Spanish, with Catalan (for obsessed Andorrans), Portuguese and Tagalog also being allowed.

The website launched in an AI coding sandbox called Websim in early 2025^{[it just was, okay?]}, having moderate PPH during its lifespan. At some point, they also had a Vichan version running at a specific domain.^[When?] That one, unfortunately, got 'nished because foodists mass-reported the domain name with claims about it having malware. The original Websim version went down shortly afterwards due to WS jannies seizing it.

Boards ideas

• /brap/ - Toilet humor
• /jak/ - Soyjaks and company
• /qa/ - NAB and NAS
• /br/ - Bostil (in Portuguese only)
• /ph/ - The Philippines (in Tagalog only)
• /a/ - Anime and Manga
• /toon/ - Non-Japanese Cartoons and Comics
• /v/ - Vidya
• /televisa/ - Entertainment and Sports
• /oxxo/ - Food and oil
• /ch/ - Chespirito
• /pol/ - Politics (less fascist and more libertarian and harsher on crime)
• /r/ - Request
• /peloton/ - Raids
• /meta/ - Meta
• /int/ - International (normal languages plus English allowed)
• /basura/ - NSFW dump place

Downfall

The 'farty shut down and it was raided by 'corders that started a heckin' operation called "brapjak.losy". (The joke died anyway kek)^[Marge...]

Gallery

To be researched: Are there any more screenshots of the 'farty? Can (You) help us?

• >The farty is not real.
• >Hello, I'm a fartycuck.
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  Hugh Janus, the "mascot" of brapjak.farty.
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  >mfw i brap all over the 'log
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  A fartyCHAD soyquoting a glowie. (THIS IS PRQQF THAT THE FARTY IS REAL!!!)
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  The 200th GET on the 'farty
• Fartycuck's final message

Citations

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