CobsonTALKS (detractor perspective)

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CobsonTALKS (detractor perspective) is a JewTuberHow EarthBound stimulated my neovaginaA retrospective on how EarthBound stimulated my neovaginaA brief retrospective on EarthBound in less than 10 seconds Reacting to "An essay on how EarthBound stimulated my neovagina" While I have my First PeriodToday I learned that EarthBound stimulated my neovagina, but is this true?Actually, EarthBound stimulated my neovaginaI love how EarthBound stimulated my neovaginaYou're an evil bigot who should be decapitated and skinned alive if you don't like EarthBoundThe EarthBound x Dandys World Multiverse shipping drama is crazyEarthBound and stimulated my neovaginaThe science behind EarthBoundEarthBound: the masterpiece that stimulated my neovagina Why EarthBound isn't as bad as you think 10 gorillion hours of EarthBound to fall asleep toEarthBound is peak and you should be killed by a Cartel for hating itEarthBound: A complete analysisThe rise and fall and rise again of EarthBoundEverything you need to know about EarthBound and how the creator of it should be murdered (6:17:07)

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

It's slowing down...My peer-reviewed studies indicate that it's not over yet...
But it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER.

>Effortposting is rearry bad ev&oe I do it arr the time or whatever frips the burger

CobsonTALKS, also known as Greg Dylan, CobsonBRAPS, CobsonEFFORTPOSTS, CobsonLEAKS, and unfunny is a halfbreed gookmutt that ruins everything with his fursona soysona. As of 2026, he has not discovered the art of compressing his troon-coded videos before uploading them to the 'ru, making its servers bloated and bursting at the seams. This inability to compress files is also seen in the videos on his neutral 'ki page, adding over 20 megabytes per minute of nobaldi. Considering his history of 'blox and effortposting, Snopes estimates that he will become a heckin' wholesome transbian before 2027.

Herstory

A typical CobsonClittyleaks video.

Greg displaying his EPI cuckold fantasy.

He entered the soysphere by pushing his singularity brapsona onto /soy/, The Everything Board. He would soon use it to post vantablack videos on every website known to man, including, but not limited to JewTube, the 'gram, ChinkTok, and brapjak.farty. Through catering to normalcacas, he gained immense, undeserved popularity.

Along with his short-form videos, he has created many long-form videos, such as the Tales From the Bottle of Soy, an effortpost brapfest that wasn't funny or interesting and nothing.

He is also well-known for various failraids, consisting of two 'blox raids, making him a colossal faggot. Apparently everything else is such SNCA, even for nutroons, that the only other raid listed on the neutral article only gets one, grammatically incorrect sentence.

Facts

• He's a hybrid of gook and mutt.
• He will never be a gem.
• He 'leaks over effortposting, unable to see the irony due to his gook intelligence.
• He's practically a literal who from the depths of Whoville at this point.
• He will NEVER be a gem.
• He was the president of some stupid shit nobaldi cares about.
• Being involved in a torrential downpour of SNCA tends to be a theme of his.
• He's likely so irony-poisoned from a combination of EPI and being 'aped.
• HE WILL NEVER IN A THREMBILLION YEARS BE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A GEM.

See also

• The (((neutral))) version