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Talk:2026 Soysphere outage

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We hear you Rickert (talk) 09:13, 7 August 2026 (UTC)


"August Soypocalypse" is going to be a fairly confusing title for future readers considering that the actual Soypocalypse was also in August. --Quote (talk) 09:59, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

Indeed, a better title would work with something like "August Soypocalypse of 2026" Fenriris 🐺 10:18, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
I'll suggest something different from "Soypocalipse" since it only lasted about a day before Soybooru came back and two before 'wiki. Extralargebbc (talk) 10:57, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
Looks like it is decied on 2026 Soypocalypse though, unless teens actually come up a good name for this of course :) Fenriris 🐺 14:14, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
i don't like the name "soypocalypse" being used here since it sounds much more grim than the actual outage that happened --Statis (talk) 14:15, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
2026 outage? Cobblestone (talk) 14:17, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
good enough --Statis (talk) 14:19, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
i did it Cobblestone (talk) 14:18, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

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Moving this to the talkpage. 'kiGOD (talk) 15:33, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

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marge? --Silohpso (talk) 21:41, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
some of these templates images are broken G-Man (talk) 21:42, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
i mean this is like out of context for this page dough--Silohpso (talk) 21:54, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
Most of them got fixed though, we just need to do the rest. I dont mind new images for templates tbh Fenriris 🐺 21:43, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
I copied these over because somebaldi put them in the article itself. All of them were broken, but lot of them have been fixed now. 'kiGOD (talk) 21:44, 7 August 2026 (UTC)
Also noified @User:Quote about that thumbnail issue Fenriris 🐺 21:49, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

"quote" (probably not actually him) did a psuedo-ama on the swinny

this "quote" (idk if he's real) said that the party ran on 5 used 18 terabyte ssds and one of the ones he bought recently had died due to a "header crash", which fucked up the main site and was the cause of the files being lost. the site apparently won't come back until he can migrate stuff and recover what was lost. idk if this "quote" is legit or his claims can be backed up, but he sounds like he knows what he's talking about, and he kind of typed like quote. unfortunately some obsessed swinny jeanie baleeted the thread so i can;t get snopes. Glisterald (talk) 01:59, 8 August 2026 (UTC)

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