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Cobblestone (talk) 14:26, 1 June 2025 (EST)

Check it out

Soyjak Wiki:Approver policy Cobblestone (talk) 05:33, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

SIR YES SIR! Statis (talk) 12:49, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

statis goons

statis faps Cobblestone (talk) 22:20, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

You are now a helper!

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Cobblestone (talk) 03:16, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

OYY

Considering you're online, could you ban this nigger? https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Moderation&modaction=show&modid=38692 Thanks North (talk) 14:40, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

What did he do --Username entered already in use (talk) 19:14, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

He was using a proxy which messes up wikitext and spams IPs all over the page. North (talk) 19:16, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

Who's IPs doe? --Username entered already in use (talk) 19:17, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

He was using a web proxy, most likely croxyproxy. It rewrites links to point back to the proxy IP instead of the site itself, which breaks wikitext or something. North (talk) 19:22, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks, this was the work of a ban evader. --Statis (talk) 19:15, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

You're welcome. North (talk) 19:24, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

Hi Statis

How's it like moderating /a/, /an/, /asp/, /bait/, /biz/, /caca/, /cado/, /craft/, /dem/, /fit/, /fnac/, /g/, /gem/, /giga5/, /hobby/, /int/, /jak/, /jiren/, /mlp/, /mtv/, /nate/, /news/, /ohio/, /plier/, /pol/, /ptb/, /qa/, /qa5/, /r/, /r9k/, /raid/, /raisin/, /sci/, /shrk/, /sneed/, /soy/, /soya/, /sude/, /tech/, /tv/, /v/, /voice/, /x/, /yyyyyyy/? Synonymous (talk) 22:42, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

It must be nice being a SUPERJANNY, huh? Synonymous (talk) 22:46, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

I genuinely thought the Soysphere was being handled professionaly but I was wrong. --Statis (talk) 22:59, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

^ jannies for epstein's island Synonymous (talk) 23:19, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

^^^^^^ 2 profesonals above Cobblestone (talk) 23:00, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

Bookerbookbook show a good hunky some boobs Synonymous (talk) 23:19, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

btw

if the serial ban evader you banned is the cartoon south park hanna barbera retard then he got unbanned and he posts on the booru too Cobblestone (talk) 13:46, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

i was not informed of this --Statis (talk) 13:47, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

asked mustard and he told me to ban him still, i guess its only a boorum thing --Statis (talk) 14:49, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, I thought so too Fenriris 🐺 17:01, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

congrats

big congrats on the promotion! 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 16:21, 27 July 2026 (UTC)

thanks! --Statis (talk) 16:44, 27 July 2026 (UTC)

aryan Cobblestone (talk) 16:45, 27 July 2026 (UTC)

Superpedo Template in the Satan and Admin 7 Pages

Could you add the Superpedo template back to the pages Satan and Admin 7? You replaced Superpedo with Pedo when the Superpedo template was archived but now that it's back I think it should be returned as those are the exact type of joke articles Superpedo was meant for. I can't do it myself for obvious reasons. Thanks, SumerianArcheologist (talk) 13:11, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

ok --Statis (talk) 13:12, 29 July 2026 (UTC)

Nigger

>THREADFAGGING! ON MY WIKI!!!

jigaboo, I was neither going to post my image on /soy/ or the 'ru, because I don't want to, LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Sandisk (talk • contribs)

can someone tard wrangle this speddy eddie already ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 11:48, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

THREADFAGGING! ON MY WIKI!!!--Statis (talk) 12:31, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

can you bring back this page

AwardedAccountAward? he samefagged it for attention but i think i can save it. Cobblestone (talk) 15:13, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

ok --Statis (talk) 15:15, 31 July 2026 (UTC)

Oy vey

How is the article I made advertisement content

that bot used to link to a discord server, i've heard it has since been removed but it's best to not risk it --Statis (talk) 21:16, 1 August 2026 (UTC)

what other ways should i use to make a download link for my file, and put the download link here on the wiki?

you denied my edit earlier saying google drive links arent allowed, but i dont know any other way to make a download link which lasts long and doesnt need maintenance

make an account and upload it to the wiki itself, but depending on the file you can't, so no choice but to use catbox.moe or similar Cobblestone (talk) 16:30, 2 August 2026 (UTC)

are bzzhr.co links allowed here? the file im trying to upload is 955 mb so its too big for uploading it here or on catbox.moe

Use pone.rs, max 1gb. Tar (talk | email) 16:51, 2 August 2026 (UTC)

^ this --Statis (talk) 16:55, 2 August 2026 (UTC)

that image

we both moved and deleted it at the same time, please undelete it from the new name Cobblestone (talk) 12:41, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

which image? --Statis (talk) 12:43, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

File:SoyvilWarFiveConflictImage.jpeg undelete this and delete the redirect to it with the hyphen Cobblestone (talk) 12:43, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

image is gone can you reupload it again --Statis (talk) 12:51, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

track it down from File:-SoyvilWarFiveConflictImageReuploaded.jpeg it got moved around a bit Cobblestone (talk) 12:56, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

it leads to an empty file marked for deletion, all i got was a lower quality webp from my cache --Statis (talk) 12:59, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

@Fenriris can you reupload it pls? Cobblestone (talk) 13:03, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

Is this what you were looking for? File:-SoyvilWarFiveConflictImage.jpeg Fenriris 🐺 13:11, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

yet another wiki janny is fooled by caching Cobblestone (talk) 13:14, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

i told u guys about this before, hit edit source Cobblestone (talk) 13:14, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

Stasis faps Mist (talk) 13:15, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

Barnstar

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		For fixing all the image links I uploaded, thanks for dealing with the spam. Rickert (talk) 15:34, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

add ts to the wiki ❤️‍🩹🔥

papercreature --Statis (talk) 11:25, 11 August 2026 (UTC)