Jews (Jewish perspective)

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Why yes, we, the Chosen People, are gigachads.How could you tell?

Jews are (((Jewish))), how could you tell?

Jews are an Abrahamic, monotheistic, ethnoreligious people originating from the Israelites of Ancient Israel and Judah. Jews are the greatest people to ever exist, so much so that they're literally chosen by God, but gentiles and mudslimes alike will continue to try to kill us gigas.

A pair of semites seeing Hanukkah, a traditional Jewish festival.

Jewish people are scientifically proven to be more intelligent then the average retarded gentile, with the average Jew having an IQ above 100.

Jewish ethnic groups

We, the chosen people, have many ethnic divisions, though we will focus on the primary groups. Why? we jewish fuck nigga!!! better take your sensitive ass back to the aryan page.

• Ashkenazi - Known as THE chosen ones, this group emerged in the Rhineland of Western Germany and Northern France during the 10th century. They make up to about 80% of the global Jewish population, and 99.9% of all billionaires.
• Sephardic - This lesser type of chosen one comes from the Iberian peninsula, though they were unfairly kicked out by christcucks. they later immigrated to North Africa, the Ottoman Empire, other parts of Europe, and the Americas, where they developed the Judeo-Spanish language Ladino. They make up to about 20% of the Jewish population.
• Mizrahi - These other lesser type of chosen ones are a grouping of Jewish communities that lived in the Middle East, North Africa, and some parts of Central Asia, all next to mudslimes. Like Sephardic Jews, they were also expelled by retarded gentiles. They make up to about 40% of the Jewish population.

Notable Jews

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• Albert Einstein - Theoretical physicist best known for developing the theory of relativity, contributing to quantum theory, and being incredibly smart. He was born into an Ashkenazi family, and self-exiled during the Nazi regime.

Notable contributions

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• Polio vaccine - Jonas Salk (1950s)
  • Salk developed the first safe and effective inactivated polio vaccine (IPV). It was licensed in 1955 and caused U.S. polio cases to plummet. Salk was the son of Russian-Jewish immigrants.

• Oral polio vaccine - Albert Sabin (1950s–60s)
  • Sabin developed the live-attenuated (a weakened, but still living, version of a germ to teach the body how to fight it) oral polio vaccine (OPV), which became particularly important for mass vaccination campaigns because it could be administered as oral drops.

• Modern video-game console - Ralph Baer (1960s)
  • Baer developed the first home video-game system, eventually commercialized as the Magnavox Odyssey. He is widely called the “father of video games.” Baer came from a Jewish family in Germany and fled Nazi persecution.

• Television remote control - Robert Adler (1950s)
  • Adler invented the first practical wireless TV remote, Zenith's Space Command, introduced in 1956. It used ultrasonic sound rather than infrared. Adler was Jewish and had fled Austria after the Nazi annexation.

• Modern ballpoint pen - László Bíró (1930s)
  • Bíró developed the successful modern ballpoint design, using a rotating ball to transfer fast-drying ink onto paper. His invention was subsequently adopted by the British RAF because it worked well at altitude. Bíró was born into a Jewish family in Budapest.

• Gramophone/flat-disc record - Emile Berliner (1880s)
  • Berliner developed the gramophone and flat-disc recording system, a major step toward mass-produced recorded music. He also made important improvements to telephone microphones.

• Frequency-hopping communication system - Hedy Lamarr & George Antheil (1940s)
  • Lamarr, born to a Jewish family in Vienna, and composer George Antheil patented a frequency-hopping system intended to make radio-guided torpedoes harder to jam. It wasn't the direct invention of Wi-Fi or Bluetooth, but the underlying concept became influential in later wireless communications.

• Laser technology - Gordon Gould (1950s–70s)
  • Gould coined the term LASER and developed and patented important laser technologies. His patents eventually covered technology used extensively in industrial, medical and commercial lasers. The invention of the laser itself was a collaborative scientific development, so Gould shouldn't be presented as its sole inventor.

• Computerized word processor - Evelyn Berezin (1960s–70s)
  • Berezin and her colleagues developed the Data Secretary, one of the first computerized word processors. It could store, edit, delete and reprint text and was specifically designed to automate office typing work.

• Quasicrystals - Daniel Shechtman (1982)
  • Shechtman discovered quasicrystals, a previously unknown form of ordered matter whose atomic patterns don't repeat periodically. The discovery fundamentally changed crystallography and earned him the 2011 Nobel Prize in Chemistry.