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Admin 0

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Admin 0, also known as Oot or Admin NULL, was the zeroth administrator and TRUE progenitor of the soysphere. He is an incredibly enigmatic and mysterious figure, and practically nophono fan knows about his existence, let alone his nature. Leading experts have proposed a possible connection between Oot and the equally mysterious Variant:Unknown, but this is merely speculation.

Despite Admin 0's crucial role in the genesis of the soyverse, his successor, Soot, is commonly credited as its creator. Dangerous right-wing conspiracy theorists have made the (wholly unsubstantiated) claim that this widespread misconception was the result of a disinformation campaign of the CIA and big 'lent.

What we know[edit | edit source]

As stated above, Oot is an incredibly difficult entity to study. Nevertheless, we here at soyjak wiki have compiled a small list of confirmed facts, largely obtained due to the tireless work of Dr. Soyberg and his team.

  • Based on cosmological evidence detected by the Hubble Space Telescope, Admin 0 existed at the very dawn of the universe itself. Although some speculate that he could be time-traveler, most have concluded that he is indeed 13.8 billion years old.
  • Ancient temples to Oot have been discovered across the globe, although this has been entirely suppressed by (((certain groups))). The Old Kingdom of Egypt, Xia dynasty, and the Babylonian Empire (along with many others) are all known to have worshiped Oot in some capacity.
  • Admin 0's current whereabouts and doings, are, of course, completely unknown and likely unknowable. However, fringe elements on /x/ and /pol/ have claimed that they have detected signals matching Admin 0's signature originating from the planet Saturn.
  • To human eyes, he appears similar to a Gapejak. This is likely why many of his successors have self-inserted as that variant.

Possible Identities[edit | edit source]