Neon Genesis Evangelion
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>My wife Chino has blue hair though.
Neon Genesis Evangelion (Soyspeak: EvanGEMion, Japanese: 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン) is a top ten see-it-before-you-die psychological horror mecha anime with realistic adult themes and complex characters (who have exactly one defining trait each) plus a banger soundtrack and COOL FIGHTS!!. It is beloved by groomers, meximutts and trannies everywhere. This franchise is split into the original 90's franchise and the later Rebuild franchise which are four movies in a different universe, or something. This essential see-it-before-you-die anime follows the average Japanese boy, Shinji, as he is forced to pilot a robot creature to save the world from psuedo-Catholic BIBIALLY ACCURATE angels that are attacking the WALKABLE CITY of Tokyo-3, making sure they don't touch the crucified Jesus-blob miles underground. He is accompanied by an Aryan girl that he will later jerk off too, a clone of his dead mom that he is encouraged to fuck, a twink he's gay for, as well as his 29-year-old operations chief MOMMY MISATO AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA. At the end of the original series the Jews use devil magic to turn the world into one lifeform, truly fulfilling Klaus Schwab's Agenda 2030 by creating a utopian collective society where our spirits float around in orange goo, or something...
