Admin Ϫ
Admin Ϫ is prophesized to be the thremboth (between 6 and 7) admin of soyjak.party. He is rumored to be the anti-anti-teen and the successor to Admin 6. Little is known about him, other than that he is prophesied in The Soyble to restore the 'sphere after a catastrophic event and perhaps one day lead soyteens back to their primordial home of /qa/. He is sometimes called the Jesus of Soyjakking, and is a prophetic and God-like figure in soy culture.
Identity
[edit | edit source]Due to the mythical nature of Admin Ϫ, we can only merely theorize his identity. Nearly every site owner (with the exception of Quote 
- fucking up the site almost immediately after being appointed, or;
- stacking enough controversies until general consensus drops enough
To be considered Admin Ϫ, one must:
- buy the site (therefore only owners could logically be Admin Ϫ)
- succeed who's considered to be Admin 6 (though that's nearly everyone at SOME point)
- bring back the Soysphere from the brink of doom and lead it to prosperity
- possibly lead the 'teens back to the motherland (though this is more myth than fact)
Here are the running candidates and theories so far:
Soot or Kuz
[edit | edit source]When soyteens first learned of the prophecy of Admin Ϫ, many believed he was merely a returned Soot or Kuz. This, however, is unlikely. Soot seemingly has no interest in interacting with the soy community anymore, however he did do 2 Q&As in 2024. Kuz, even with his relatively enjoyed reign, fell out of favor after the faggot died of AIDS and the Kaguya leaks revealed he was a 'corder.
Doll
[edit | edit source]The most likely candidate. Despite controversies with the Soypocalypse, his alleged involvement with Kuzcord and ABDL fetish, he is still regarded as one of the best owners; most teens still consider themselves Dollists.
Chood
[edit | edit source]Chood was thought to be Admin Ϫ once he brought back the site for a few hours and reversing all Soypocalypse bans until it was later revealed by Doll that it was Dr. E (Froot) larping, and THEN it was revealed to actually be Max.
The Soypocalypse and subsequent creation of bunker.soyjak.party led many to speculate that Admin Ϫ was Angeleno. He stood as the most likely candidate before Chood's arrival. Due to controversies regarding his political beliefs, his datamining, and his usage of Discord, it's safe to say that it is now very unlikely for him to be Admin Ϫ.
Froot
[edit | edit source]Was once considered due to his reversal of the Soypocalypse, but is no longer a respected and beloved figure due to his extremely controversial actions, and his candidacy is much weaker now.
Root
[edit | edit source]One of the least likely candidates. Was not an owner. Shat up the site and permitted and committed various controversies such as multiple downtimes and domain drops and was generally hostile towards 'teens; also considered himself Admin 6.
One of the least likely candidates. Was an unironic clopper who wanted xer own board to post MLP porn
Also known as Captain Gem, he is the mighty 'teen that made soyjak.party great again. Through the elimination of 4cuck he is considered by many soystorians to be a good contender for being Admin Ϫ (also because he was the de-facto admin of 4cuck during the 'set).
Boot
[edit | edit source]Was the closest candidate until it was revealed to be yet another Limeade larp.
A heretical sect of Thremboists believe that Admin Ϫ is not the savior promised in the Soyble, but rather a pawn of Admin 6. This is generally considered to be a coaly demoralizing dangerous alt-right conspiracy theory with no peer-reviewed studies to support it and should not be taken seriously.
Salt
[edit | edit source]Some Soyteens have suggested the idea that Salt, the new admin of the Sharty, is Admin Ϫ due to his positive changes and banning of generally hated variants and characters, and his purging of Quote era bullshittery. This could be true, though it's more likely that Quote simply set the bar for our new admin VERY low, and is likely false due to a few issues with his rule.
Admin Ϫ Site Acquisition
[edit | edit source]For Admin Ϫ to buy the site, we'll have to think. Soyjak.party brings little profits to the owner. The only profits seen are the Gem account status and advertisement banners. Thoughever, if Salt were to sell the website, the only real thing the buyer would be paying for is the source code and the pinned threads. Soyjak.party likely has about 100,000 members[1], and assuming each member costs a cent, and the website source and pinned threads cost 100 dollars, soyjak.party would cost $1,100 USD. Assuming that some people will immigrate to splinters or stop using the site, $1,100 is the best case scenario. I really don't get why it costs $8k. The Booru, however, even with all its posts, would cost less, as soyjak.party has more active users and as all images uploaded are not copyrighted, therefore making them public domain due to the lack of SoyBooru copyright status indicators.
The wiki would cost $500, for all it's information and images, and due to being one of the last resorts for 'teens.
Now, considering soyjak.party has a Minecraft server, we can add $200 to the value due to the costs for keeping it up.
I’ve actually done the math and verified with Snopes® Fact Check, Doll originally acquired the site for 100 USD, after which he put it up for sale at 800 USD. The speculative domain value is around 270 USD in total accounting cost. Therefore, Doll is actually cutting us a very decent deal an idiot who got scammed.
Signs of Admin Ϫ
[edit | edit source]- Positive changes, such as the banning of Nameniggers and things done to help the Sharty and its sister sites run smoothly, and the election of proficient jannies and coders to assist in the site's upkeep.
- The admin being a Soyteen, obviously.
- Subjective but generally positive changes, like the banning of certain baits and variants that are widely hated, and the relaxation of certain rules that some consider harsh, or that are used to ban innocent dissenters.
- The unbanning of people falsely banned by previous admins.
- An influx of new, high-quality users like artfags, OC posters, and the return of some oldfags.
- More successful raids and high-profile involvement in the greater internet.
- A more positive image of the Sharty to outsiders
- More racism, more transphobia, more homophobia, and slightly less autism.
- Fewer brown users and fewer baiters.
- The creation of a Party-Saving Gem.
Alternative
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While many 'teens believe that Admin Ϫ will rebuild the Sharty and establish sovereignty among 'jakkers, there is an alternative prophecy that Admin Ϫ will be banned, forgive us for our coal, and usher in a new era of soyism, where adherents to his ideology continue on, hoping for his return.
Admin Ϫ never comes theory
[edit | edit source]Perhaps the most pessimistic theory is that the Sharty is either too far gone now due to numerous factors to be saved by any admin, or that an admin competent enough to save the Sharty will never be able to come due to the actions of the Doll-Froot-Root-Quote Janny Cabal and the non-thrembo admins that succeed them, or perhaps even a mixture of both, as the coaliness of the Sharty caused partially by the aformentioned DFRQ cabal could repel any potental Sharty-saving admins from becoming a Soyteen and vying for the position of Administrator. If this theory is true, then it means that the Sharty will suffer a slow decline and death, just like 4Cuck is experiencing right now. This, however, is unlikely as many people still enjoy soy culture through all o the brim and coal, and due to the simple fact that there have been recent nu-admins in the Sharty's history, such as Quote or Salt.
