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SNCA:Bad Bunny
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This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
Bad Bunny also known as Benito Martinez is a Puerto Rican faggot and unprofessional singer who still blew up for mumbling over reggaeton beats like a yeh yeh yeh.
Bad Bunny is a whiny nasal reggaetoner ey ex from Puerto Rico, he likes to perrear all day, ayyy mami!
Ey! he started his career as dropping tracks on Soundcloud like all the wannabe rappers niggas, but he was lucky somehow to became a global star by slurring his words with a heavy island accent.
Yeh yeh yeeeeh eeeh, his whole career is just mumbled Spanglish with vocal fry started as how he got his Pinga inside girls, while the beat goes brr.
Vocal style[edit | edit source]
Bad Bunny sounds like a lazy douch having an emotional breakdown mid-perreo session, Eyyy.
His voice is all dragged out and nasal with that thick Puerto Rican drawl dropping sounds left and right, yeh yeh yeh ayyy.
Eyyy every song turns into the same low sleepy mumble-rapping mixed with sudden high-pitched whines like he's about to cry, mami.
Tengo mucha novia the autotune hides how off-tune and low-effort it really is but NPCs still eat that shit up, yeh yeh yeh. Ayyy he switches from talking over the beat to gasping for air like he forgot how to breathe properly, Eyyy.
Noises he makes[edit | edit source]
Eyyy he hits long stretched "Eyyy" and "Ayyy" like he's moaning during perreo every other bar, yeh yeh yeh. Bad Bunny drops "Yeh yeh yeh" randomly when he runs out of actual lyrics, ayyy mami.
Eyyy random "Mami baby" and "Perro" calls get thrown in for no reason at all, tengo mucha novia. Yeh yeh yeh even when flexing or venting about foids he still adds those breathy hiccups and gasps, Eyyy.
Ayyy the Super Bowl halftime was just nonstop "EYYYYYYYY" for fifteen minutes straight while every single white boy and girl pretended it was fire, mami. Because since they were haters of ICE and Donald Trump.