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Hygiene
Hygiene, known to soyentists as hygienics, is when you make an effort to keep your body clean and tidy. This includes activities such as regularly bathing/showering, brushing your teeth, combing your hair, shaving, trimming your nails, wiping after shitting, and so on. The act of cleaning and tidying yourself, or another person or animal, is also commonly known as grooming (OOOOYYYY). There are many animals in nature that instinctively groom by preening their feathers or picking bugs out of each other's fur and whatnot. Less commonly, the term "grooming" can also refer to mentorship or training.
Maintaining your hygiene has various health benefits, I guess.
Deodorant[edit | edit source]
Deodorant is a hygienical product that lubrificates your armpits with H−C(=O)−OH and some type of cream when you apply it. Most predditors and corders don't use deodorant, and possibly half of the Soyim, make sure to use this after showering as it avoids bacteria and dry skin, you stinky fuck.