Hygiene

>Though maybe you were looking for another type of grooming?

This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!

Why yes, Hygiene is important for every GigachadHow could you tell?

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Hygiene is ARYANbtw, if that matters

>NOOO SARR I DON'T WANT TO SHOWER OR BRUSH MY TEETH!

Hygiene, known to soyentists as hygienics, is when you make an effort to keep your body clean and tidy. This includes activities such as regularly bathing/showering, brushing your teeth, combing your hair, shaving, trimming your nails, wiping after shitting, and so on. The act of cleaning and tidying yourself, or another person or animal, is also commonly known as grooming (OOOOYYYY). There are many animals in nature that instinctively groom by preening their feathers or picking bugs out of each other's fur and whatnot. Less commonly, the term "grooming" can also refer to mentorship or training.

Maintaining your hygiene has various health benefits, both mental and physical .

Shower

>shower is obsessed brimstone o algo BRAAAAAAP

>showers make me fucking terrified .

A shower is an optional important hygiene routine where a person bathes under a spray of water. It is best known for being used to clean yourself, and is sometimes practiced by 'teens as well as all normal people. It is commonly done every day to every other day, unless you're a jeet and take to a biweekly routine of cow urine and dung instead of water.

It is required to have water and soap for you to take a shower, though the water must be clean in order for you to successfully take a shower and must not be from some polluted shithole like India because it will be contaminated with excrement and garbage. You should also use shampoo to remove dirt and oils from your hair (assuming that you still have hair) and conditioner to give your hair a smooth texture and silky sheen.

How to take a shower

1. Take off your clothes and accessories and enter the shower.
2. Thoroughly wet your body with warm water.
3. Lather your body with soap, then rinse. Repeat until all visible grime is removed (be sure to pay extra attention to smelly areas of your body, such as your armpits, your gooch, your ass, and your foreskin, if any.)
4. Apply shampoo to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
5. Apply conditioner to your hair and let sit for 2 minutes, then rinse.
6. Dry yourself with a towel.

Congratulations! You should now be clean. Now go out into society and be a normal decent human being, CHUD.

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  Be careful not to let the soap go into your eyes
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  You, after having successfully taken a shower

Deodorant

Deodorant is a hygienical product that lubrificates your armpits with H−C(=O)−OH and some type of cream when you apply it. Most predditors and 'corders don't use deodorant, and possibly half of the Soyim, make sure to use this after showering as it avoids bacteria and dry skin, you stinky fuck.

People With Poor Hygiene

• Indians
• Fat people
• 4cucks
• Weebs
• You^{[You just do, ok?]}

See also

• Soap
• Sleep