Bible foretold the Sharty

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>Therefore, thus saith the LORD, I am a GEM among the COAL, a SWEETNESS in the DUST. He that seeketh after GEMS shall stumble, but he that beholdeth Me shall find TOSSES beyond GEMERALDS.

As with many such things on Earth, our small but quaint party was foretold multiple times in the writings of the Bible[1]. Not only that, but older surviving copies of the Bible suggest the Bible may have originally used soy speak when translated to English. While such revisions reviewed by those who shall not be named or "other cultures" versions of the Bible may have tried to wipe us clean from the words of the Lord himself, there's still lingering evidence in the Bible and subsequent versions obviously left on "accident" by brave warriors of Christ, who were later █████ ██ ████ and ██ ██ ███ as punishment, condemned by the brainwashed minds of the innocent churchgoers.[2]

Original Bible Quotes and Their Replacements[edit | edit source]

Proverbs 32:13 - >A gemmy Vessel doeth shine in reflections. [1]

was replaced with:

Proverbs 17:22 - >A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.[3]

surviving original Bible page, including old quotes taken by a trespasser from the ruins of the Library of Alexandria.

REASON: Unknown

Old Meanings of Surviving Bible Quotes[edit | edit source]

Matthew 7:15 – >Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. [4] This is an obvious quote about dem/ presidents, false flaggers and splinter owners. Don't they believe us? Let's take a closer look, shall we? Okay, so this quote is believed to warn against deceitful religious leaders who appear holy but have corrupt intentions, but that's only a quarter of the meaning and a corrupted version at that. First, let's look at the false-flagging meaning of false-flaggers.[5]

>False prophets

False prophets are everywhere in Soysphere. Judging from the theories and double meanings discussed later, I think it's talking about creators and admins of splinters and dem/ presidents. They are false prophets. they promise a better site or a better dem/ just for it to become niggerhell by the end of the week.[5]

>Sheep’s clothing

A wolf in sheep's clothing means a person or thing that appears friendly or harmless but is really hostile. This could be taken in the context of a 'teen LARPing as a known figure (like a dem/ president, namefag or admin.) but really being a mastermind trolling the masses.[5]

>ravenous wolves.

A reference to false-flaggers' real intentions are too derails threads, push agendas while LARPing as others, incites useless turd-chucking wars and SNCA drama, or spreads misinformation. They feed on division and demoralization like a wolf would feed on a corpse.[5]

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