Derailing
When a thread is gemmy, derailing it is coal. 
When a thread is coally, derailing it is a gem.
Derailing, as a whole, is a neutralized equinox combined with enchanted iron and enhanced carbon that did NOT save nor destroy the soyverse.
Derailing is the action of making a thread about something other than what it originally was meant to discuss/be about (e.g. a /v/ coombait thread being turned into a ‘jakker’s paradise). Derailed threads can eventually get back on topic, but not always. It’s banned on both the ‘cuck but not on the 'arty, because having fun isn’t stunning and brave or something. Much like trolling the best way to derail is to post in a way that can technically still be considered a discussion of a thread. For example, if you were on /pol/, you would simply give the wrong opinion and shill Joe Biden. While it's obvious derailing. it can still be technically considered "just sharing your opinion on things" and as such the mods can't ban you. Derailing can come in many shapes and sizes however if you want to be a pro derailer then follow these steps:
The following is the perfect example of a derailment: https://archive.ph/qjEHH there were at least five individuals who successfully derailed my thread (even though we got the dox) attempting to dox nyanwolf (the nigger who made don’t touch my pizza) The reason for derailment was defending a zoopedophile is heckin aryan shemmycuck.
from what we could gather, the individuals were from
1. Foodist websites defending a furry for some reason trying to Think that drawing a 14 year-old minor was OK
2. Leftypol niggers Who tried to gaslight everyone into believing that WE were the offsiters and the pedos
3. Htsm spammers trying to defend a furry again
4. People from nyanwolfs discord and community, trying to spam nyanwolf ‘jaks before getting banned.
this gives you a rough idea on who are the people who derail threads. furries, Pedophiles, htsm spammers, frog posters, foodists, gaslighters, and failtrolls in general basically all the sharty bogeyman
(if you have any more examples of derailments archive them and put them here)
Find a way to derail in a way that can't be considered bannable[edit | edit source]
Like I said before with trolling, the best way to derail is to give "your own opinion on the matter"(with that opinion being the complete opposite of what everyone agrees with), Although it's not your actual opinion and your trolling/derailing. The mods can't ban you as you're just voicing "your genuine thoughts" on the matter and aren't technically doing anything wrong. Once you have got a bunch of seething replies start replying to them explaining your reasoning and insulting others. This will cause even more outrage and bring the center of attention to you instead of the thread's topic. Then once you do that start replying with evidence that is slightly unrelated to the thread to get people off topic keep doing that and you will have ruined the entire thread. Never admit that you're wrong if you want double effectiveness. Act oblivious to the other side to increase seething replies. The key to online debates is that it is impossible to change one's view about something if they constantly knock out your arguments and refuse to listen.
Tips to make your derailing posts stand out more.[edit | edit source]
- Add an attention-grabbing image
- Never admit that you're wrong. Doing so means that the other side won and that there is no need to reply to you anymore
- Don't seem too obvious as a baiter. Mix things up a little
The thing is that derailing is almost like an art form. Good bait requires a lot of creativity and planning to carry out and the reward can be almost priceless.
Obviously don't do this on the Sharty or your 'cord will be swiftly 'nished for rule 3.
The sacred rule of derailing[edit | edit source]
There is one rule when it comes to derailing that nobody talks about. and its what makes a derailing attempt funny or annoying. Here is how to tell if your derailing attempt is going to be funny or not:- Will this create seething, or will it create normal replies calling you out, if it's the second then it's not that funny. It can still be done but chances are your derailing attempt will just be annoying instead of gemmy.
- Is it the original?
- Is there more to it than just "I disagree with what everyone agrees on here"?
Remember that an annoying raid isn't funny or something that will be remembered, look at the jartycucks for proof.
Get friends to derail a thread with you[edit | edit source]
It may seem obvious but this increases your chances of derailing a thread by almost 2x. Being able to continue replying to messages with the help of your friend instead of waiting 40 seconds on 4cuck is much better. it allows you to
- Reply to messages faster. Instead of having to wait 30 seconds for each post on 4cuck you can simply ask your friend to go on their computer and reply with what you want there.
- Be able to fight back with 2 or more if you have more friends.
- More people equals more posts which means more wrong opinions. which equals more seething replies which equals TOTAL DERAILMENT.
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4cuckers hate newfags. They can't stand seeing people younger than them. According to peer reviewed studies, it's because it reminds them that time is passing and they are getting older. Which reminds them of how little they have accomplished in their life. As a result, they lash out at anything new or young people as a sort of coping mechanism to deny the fact they are scared of their uneventful existence. Posting skulls, only in Ohio, Roblox, any new game that kids play and saying that you grew up with DanTDM, will cause them to have levels of seething off this world. If you can find a way to make it on topic with the thread so the jannies don't ban you, you can singlehandedly kill a thread before it even starts. Here are some tips to make your post more "gen z/gen alpha" skibidi sigma:
- Add pictures of anime girls and other troonslop in your replies, make sure to add emoticons like uwu or nya. Double points if you combine gen alpha lingo with it (not too much as otherwise it will be too obvious).
- Emojis don't work on 4chan and if you want to use a skull emoji then just use :skull: It won't display the actual emoji but it's generally how you type emojis on clients like discord. as a result :skull: is commonly identified with the skull emoji. Or you can just upload an attachment as a skull emoji picture as well.
- Use terms like "sigma", "only in ohio", "blud/bluddy".
- If you are on /g/ a great way to get people seething is to say that you "grew up with windows 8.1 and that it's great". People will scream that you are a young "gen zer"(oh no) and for the mods to ban you. However, the mods technically can't ban you as you haven't said you're under 18.
- If you are on /v/, Say you grew up with the Xbox one and that old games suck, instant replies. Say that you love Fortnite if you want to nuke the entire thread.
- Act like a newfag and reply to anyone who says "nigger" by saying "That word is completely uncalled for and offensive". Act like an idiot, when people reply to you say stupid shit like "how do I add an attachment", This will cause major replies.
Don't use copypastas[edit | edit source]
This is a major fuck up as a copypasta is not original. Sure, if you're lazy, you can just copy and paste a copy pasta that will most likely cause more seething than anything you could have ever written. However, no matter how well you try to hide your attempt at derailing the mods will ban you because it is not original and can be very easily identified as trolling. Remember that:
- It only takes one person to take your text and google it to see that if it's a copypasta, from there he just has to call you out and no one in the thread will take you as being legit or serious.
- There are much better ways to strangle out a thread.
Unlike original derailing content, once a janny sees your post, he can ban you no matter what you do, as a copypasta can be seen as trolling/derailing as that's what the original use for it was created for[edit | edit source]
Remember that People aren't that gullible and you'll get better reactions with an original derailing message/piece
Common Types of Derailment[edit | edit source]
- Political shitflinging/arguments (e.g. discussion of why niggers = le bad using Snopes)
- Country wars autism
- Namefag drama
- Leebait
- Glowing spintext
- Copy and pasting the entire thread
- Emoji spam
- Soyduels
- Porn
- Dotspam (hecking extinct)
- Spamming gore (only 16 left in the wild I think[marge])
- Schizo involvement
- Thread devolving (evolving though) into posting and falling for bait
- Skullposting
- Gen alpha copypastas
Rare types of derailment[edit | edit source]
- Bumping until the thread reaches bump limit and gets slid (only I do this)
