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An execution is type of punishment, where the condemned person is killed. Usually, people get executed for murdering somebody, terrorism, and war crimes. but a few countries also allow execution for faggotry, pedophilia, and rape.🗝️ About 55 countries allow executions to be carried out, but some countries have a moratorium on executions.

Methods[edit | edit source]

Electric chair[edit | edit source]

A soyjak about to be executed using an electric chair

An electric chair is one of the devices used to carry out executions that was used by only the United States and Philipines or something. Although it was designed to be humane, it is actually incredibly painful to experience. It was invented in 1881 by some literal who, it is largely outdated by current standards. It works by attaching electric wires to the legs and mounting a bowl with electricity onto the head. The first person executed by this method was shocked by the electrical currents so much, to the point he became a nigger.

Lethal injection[edit | edit source]

Lethal injections are completely ethical and are absolutely painless. Stop asking questions and cease your investigations NOW, you stupid fucking CHUD.
A soyjak receiving a lethal injection

Lethal injection, also known as a vaccine by the (((elites))) is another method of execution. It was first used in 1982, to execute Charles Brooks Jr. after he kidnapped and murdered some car mechanic. It is usually done by injecting 3 main chemicals. The 1st one makes the person lose consciousness, the 2nd paralyzes the person, and the 3rd stops the heart, which results in death. Early versions of the execution made the person overdose on fentanyl. It has a relatively high botch rate.

Firing squad[edit | edit source]

5 men armed with rifles. shoot the condemned person through a hole in the heart. The rifles are loaded with a cartridge with a bullet that is designed to shatter on impact. 1 shooter has a unloaded gun so the guards dont know who killed the person. That's it. Somehow it's le heckin bad even doe it's quick, painless, cheap, and reliable.