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The Philippines or Philipenis, officially the Republic of the Philippines or Indxico, is a Latinx archipelagic country in Southeast Asia. Almost the same as India, but with a population of 110 million. The Philippines is best known for its brimstone mines (averifag, gooning, 'P etc), and extremely high concentration of braniggers. During the Philippine-American War they were called gooks. Its inhabitants are called Filipinos, or Filipinx, or Pinoy (pee noise).

Because they were colonised by Spain and then by the United States, they have Mexican latinx admixture and speak mexican. They are so buckbroken xheir country is literally named after a Spanish king, and they all wish they were Japanese and cope by gooning to anime and loli.

This country is responsible for many of the pedophiles who are associated with the Sharty, additionally, many targets who are raided for pedophilia end up being Filipinos.

It is also a popular travel destination for chudcels who can't get laid and sex tourists like Rapeson. Perhaps the only thing that mildly differs Philippines from India is that people don't openly shit on streets.

Degeneracy[edit | edit source]

Pedophilia[edit | edit source]

Just like most SEAmonkey countries, The Philippines is no stranger to pedophilia.

Tuli[edit | edit source]

Tuli is (((Jewish))).

Tuli circumcision is very common in the Philippines (92% of males are circumcised). It is performed at 10-14 years of age and can be considered genital mutilation (much like troons).

MrBrauza[edit | edit source]

Filipinx gook pedophile gooner. He groomed kids using his JewTube channel, in which he posted borderline fetish porn.

Zuken[edit | edit source]

Openly faggoted pedophile foodist best known for forcing Incredible Gassy. He's done much worse, read xis section on the Failtroll page.

Slums[edit | edit source]

The Philippines is also known for its slums.

Pagpag[edit | edit source]

Leftover goyslop from the garbage and landfills that are reheated and eaten by Filipinxes, this is also the national cuisine of Philippines. Yes, this is real.

See also[edit | edit source]

  • Indonesia a country with related culture
  • China - Sea bordering country, which they love to fight with on the internet
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