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The Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines (Filipino: Republika ng Pilipinas), is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia. It is mainly populated by people who are of Austronesian descent (Aryans of the ocean), and also some are a mix of Chinese, Indian, or Spanish. It was colonized by Spain, so they are CHRISTIANS, but the KKK gained them independence. They were also colonized by America and Japan (rapists and pedophilles) briefly. Despite what people say online, the Philippines is actually an Aryan nation. Why? The Nazis actually thought lots of people were Aryan, including Polynesians, who were declared “Aryan related," and Polynesians can trace their roots back to the Philippines, so every Austronesian country is ARYAN, o algo.

Degeneracy[edit | edit source]

Pedophilia[edit | edit source]

Just like most SEAmonkey countries, The Philippines is no stranger to pedophilia. Despite the memes depicting Filipinos as lolipedos, the country actually has some of the most draconian lolicon laws in the world and you can get [in prison for possessing loli raisin].

Fun fact: the slang word for a "super fun party/hangout" in Tagalog (the primary language of the Philippines) is "jarty", geg. This term is apparently most popular among gay/queer "people".[1]

Tuli[edit | edit source]

Tuli is (((Jewish))).

Tuli circumcision is very common in the Philippines (92% of males are circumcised). It is performed at 10-14 years of age and can be considered genital mutilation (much like troons).

MrBrauza[edit | edit source]

Filipinx gook pedophile gooner. He groomed kids using his JewTube channel, in which he posted borderline fetish porn.

Zuken[edit | edit source]

Openly faggoted pedophile foodist best known for forcing Incredible Gassy. He's done much worse, read xis section on the Failtroll page.

Slums[edit | edit source]

The Philippines is also known for its slums.

Pagpag[edit | edit source]

Leftover goyslop from the garbage and landfills that are reheated and eaten by Filipinxes, this is also the national cuisine of Philippines. Yes, this is real.

See also[edit | edit source]

  • Indonesia a country with related culture
  • China - Sea bordering country, which they love to fight with on the internet
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