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Though the Party is mostly Zoomers, they otherwise are iron.

Zoomers - members of generation Z - are those born between 1997 and 2012 (although this varies wildly; many put the first year of generation Z at 1995, while many others insist that anyone born in the 1990s is a millennial). They are known for their iSpeech, iPhones, and niggerbabble slang.

Before Gen Z was a popularized term, Zoomers were usually just mistaken as Millennials.

Zoomer Speak[edit | edit source]

Typical zoomer cvisine

Zoomer speak seems to be based on niggerbabble speech, zoomers tend to try to keep their sentences as short as possible and abbreviate as much as possible. They tend to use emojis in an abundance when used, a commonly used emoji is the skull emoji which represents how dead they feel about something because of how "goofy" it is.

Common zoomer words and sentences:

  • fr - it stands for for real and is meant as a way to express shock or if the questioner really is questioning the claim. Could also be short for France.
  • only in ohio - see goofy
  • goofy - see looney tunes
  • W - also known as dubs, it is meant to represent Win to express victory
  • L - stands for lose, meant to express fails.
  • bussing/bussin - it means that something is good
  • cap - cap means a lie, when saying no cap one tries to say that its not a lie, it also can be used as a question
  • ong - standing for on god, it is meant as a way to swear that the truth is being spoken or meant to express agreement
  • ahh - retarded way of saying "ass", normally followed after "goofy".
  • rizz - having good charisma, style, or attractiveness. Also a shorter way of saying Charisma
  • unc - Xeir way of saying oldGOD.
  • gyatt - Slang for "God damn", used when a woman has a big ass.
  • chopped - ugly person.
  • cooked - done for.
  • on jah - variant of ong, means the same thing. "jah" refers to negroidic rapper xxxtentacion (even doe it's from rastafarianism).
  • no diddy - A way to clarify you're not homosexual
  • ts pmo - This shit pisses me off.
  • sybau - Shut your bitch ass up.
  • icl - I can't [lie].
  • ikiag - I'ma keep it a gurt.
  • ikiab - I'ma keep it a buck.
  • dih - slang for phallus.
  • blud - bro or friend, originally from Jamaican Creole.


Some of those zoomer speak words tend to appear in soy speak. Most people compare this speak with tyronespeak n shiieeet

Zoomer Portrayals[edit | edit source]

Zoomers commonly are portrayed as glass wearing boys (since TikTok ruined their eyesight) with curly hair, commonly referred as Ice Cream Hair or Birds Nest, or straight hair. Zoomers tend to not style their hair or just curl it. Zoomers are shown using soy based products and use electric vehicles as transportation. They're commonly portrayed as weak or feminine.[eve & dough they tend to be a lot more chuddy than the previous generation]

Zoomers' place in jak culture[edit | edit source]

As we all know all of the sharty exists of 13 year old children (<--ESL Chad). Zoomers are thus very prominent. Entire boards have been created due to the influence Zoomers and even some Gen Alphas had on the sharty, such as /ohio/ and /skibidi/.

See also[edit | edit source]