Kolyma Network

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KolymaNET was a mysterious and controversial American fraud organization founded by kuz, that used to host several websites and VPN services in exchange for you data.

The Kolyma larp actually started in a late 2019 Steam group named "9channel", which served as an inspiration for kuz. He later created the 9ch website, claiming to be the first Russian imageboard, with copyrights dated back to 2005 (there is also a Ukrainian imageboard with the same name, unrelated doebeit). The first mention of Kolyma dates August 29th, 2020, alongside the first mention of kuz in 4chan. Their larp later changed to "Russian-owned Northern Cyprus-based organization". In the end, kuz admitted being an American and hosting their servers in Tennessee.

soyjak.party was under direct ownership of kuz since July 14th, 2022, Sobot and Red^{[it just is, ok?]} were one of the main Kolyma-sided jannies during its ownership. kuz had also previously co-administered Heyuri, a oldtroon tranime imageboard, alongside Kaguya in June 2020 larping as a Russian millionaire as well. Other sites he owned include Vidlii, a Youtube clone; Kereste, a Turkish imageboard; and a unification of shock sites named G3, these shock sites being Gurochan, Loliboard and Gorechan. There were once rumors going around that KolymaNET was spamming 'P on different chans in order to try and convince their owners to sell them to KolymaNET, including the sharty (this was confirmed by Soot and later by Froot, DOLL and Angeleno).

On June 4th, 2023, KolymaNET publicly announced the "dissolution of most of its network". To absolve himself of most debt, kuz claimed to give ownership of half of his web properties, including soyjak.party, to xis executive (((Max))). Kereste was later handed to Kaguya, while the G3 websites were terminated.^{[it just is, ok?]}

As part of dekuzification, Kolyma was wordfiltered to "larp group" on the sharty from February to October of 2024. Sometime in March 2025, Froot had effectively acquired Kolyma Network by gaining access to the kolyma domains and emails, even posting under kuz's KiwiFarms account. It's unknown whether Froot still has access to those properties since he left.

Kolsyetmol Engineers Committee

The Kolsyetmol Engineers Committee, or Kolsyetmol for short, also sometimes known as the Kolyma Youth, was a youth program initiated by Kolyma Network in which young members (under the age of 20) are taught how to program in PHP. Other topics such as IRC are touched upon within the program. Although the program was heavily promoted, it is also shrouded with mystery.

The program would often be shilled and associated with a picture of a Kolyma Shoyta, (one can conclude from this alone that it was likely pedophilic) with additional promises like C and Python. The Kolsyetmol promised a set of perks for youth members, which included the following:

• Free VPN
• PHP Certificate
• Free VIPCode
• Kolyma Network Membership
• KolymaBNC and Email

The program made promises of granting the student a career, like every online certificate program does.

Network Security Service

The Nigger Slav Service, or NSS for short, was Kolyma's own intelligence branch, formerly directed by Max and, supposedly, headquartered in Omsk, Russia. The NSS is responsible for watching clients' activity and checking if they're not browsing illegal content while using Kolyma products (literally a spyware), which is ironic because kuz is a pedophile himself.

Contrary to popular belief, the NSS isn't a competitor to the (((Mossad))) and the CIA, but rather they cooperate with police agencies. Such occasions had been reported in their xitter.

Gallery

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  Flag
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  Orange K, seen on their Xitter.
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  Red K
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  Shield with initials, seen on Max's 'sona jacket
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  Official emblem^{[it just is, ok?]}
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  Board Clash icon
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  Stamp of approval. Russian text says "Pedophiles of all boards, unite!"
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  there's no limit to the LARP

See also

• Operation Lukhanofka
• Yuri-Kuznetsov Trust
• This Is It
• Great Cuckset, where it was revealed that a Kolyma member was a 4cuck janny

Links

• Kolyma's telegram chat (archived)