CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.

Russia

From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
(Redirected from Russian)
Jump to navigationJump to search
This page is a wall of text!(You) VVILL add images and make the text less dense.
Why yes, Ernest Khalimov is from Russia.How could you tell?

>these are the ones who communicate using those weird commierunes or something
Trve and honest map of Russia (ev&oe it doesnt have Crimea and the annexed Ukrainian oblasts o algo)

Russia (or the Russian Federation, in russian Россия, Российская Федерация) is a country in Eastern Europe that also encompasses half of Asia because why the fuck not, making it the largest country in THE WORLD by area (larger than the fucking planet of Pluto), and with a population of 140 million, is the most populous country in Europe, and is militarily the strongest country in Europe. It is the ninth-most populous country in the world or however the squat is done. Mustard's homeland btw.

It is (supposedly) where Kuz comes from, though it was revealed Kuz is probably not a real person. It is a multinational country and is led by Vladimir Putin. Skibidi Toilet was created by a Russian[1]. Also Gigachad is Russian, how could you tell?

Their retarded authoritarian government did ban Discord, LGBTQ🗝️, Satanism, and now Telegram.🗝️ Roblox also got banned, however it was short lived since the ban was lifted, but chat is now unavailable to everyone in the country. And even though 'p is illegal in the country it remains poorly enforced so there are still a few deranged people wanting to make it there. The government sometimes mass imports southerners into the country because it doesn't really care about it's own Russian people at all, but they are often beaten by MVD when they misbehave. They also have KGB cells alive but they are chill af.

Russia is generally considered a great power (although less so after the SVO) and wields significant regional influence in Europe, possessing the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons and having the third-highest military expenditure in the world. Its advanced economy ranks among the largest in the world, relying on its vast mineral and energy resources, mainly oil and natural gas. Russia continues to rank very low in measurements of democracy, human rights and media freedom, while having high levels of corruption. As the successor state of the Soviet Union (the swamp country the current Russian Federation came from), it retains its seat as a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council and is a member state of several international organizations. Russia is also home to 32 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

Hopefully one day the great Tsar gets to return and bring back Russia to it's good old pre-communist Renaissance period. (Do you mean when there was an abundance of food and jobs left and right and 80% of the population was comprised of strong laborers?)

History[edit | edit source]

Russia was first created when early Slavic people migrated from the lands of modern-day Ukraine and Belarus towards the north and founded the Kyivan Rus (or Kievan Rus), in 1240, the Mongolians invaded the country and turned it into a client state under them, in 1480 at the Great Stand of the river Ugra, the Tsar liberated Russia from the Mongols, taking with them all the lands of the former Kievan Rus and uniting all Russian lands. In 1721 a Hohol named Theophan Prokopovich who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an avisor of Tsar Peter I coined the term created the Russian Empire, as it rapidly expanded eastward for colonial settlement to remove most of the Asiatic peoples that resided east of it and even got as far as Alaska in North America. However the monarchy was abolished for the Russian Republic 1917, but commies influenced by Japan and the (((Jews))) overthrew it in 1922 after years of fighting from their 1917 swamp rebellion and created the Soviet Union. Ev&oe it was Germany who permitted Vladimir Lenin to travel from Switzerland into Russia during World War I (It wasn't just Germany, it was also the people. Lenin only was a leader). After civil war Lenin died by gunshots and his old age, and after Joseph Stalin came to leader. The beginning of his rule was marked a hunger in the west part of Soviet Russia and repressions that claimed millions of lives and continued until his death in 1953. The Soviet Union later got BTFO'd by Nazi Germany, only later managing to overcome them with human wave tactics and western equipment throughout the early 1940's. The subsequent defeat of the Nazoids would cause a massive clitty leakage from the chuddies. Also the defeat of the Nazis was maybe a good thing and therefore the sole good contribution of the soviet union. During the Cold War, it stood against the Amerimutt empire and Later it was dissolved in 1991 because communism is retarded. Many went to Israel NO THEY AREN'T. It remained a democratic government by the drunk named Boris Yeltsin, he shot the white house with tanks in 1993 when commies didn't agree with his politicy, and started two Chechen wars (first 1994-1996; second 1999-2000). He ruled until 2000 when he gave to Vladimir Putin his office because he tired, and after, Putin made it an authoritarian dictatorship. Also there were Dmitry Medvedev, the third president of Russia 2008-2012, he attacked Georgia in 2008, and his clitty is kinda leaky. And now days, Vladimir Putin ruling the antire country more like 20 years.

In 2022, February 24th (ev&oe the war actually started in 2014) they tried to invade the Ukraine, but faced resistance from the Ghost of Kiev and the strongest Ukrainian soldier Nikocado Avocado.

Shartykey🗝️[edit | edit source]

Main article: Shartykey

Shartykey🗝️ is a village in Russia. Its also the birthplace of Ernest Khalimov and, coincidentally, Froot.

Things most Russians like doing[edit | edit source]

Relationship with Soyjaks[edit | edit source]

For some reason Soyjaks are very popular in Russia (probably because Eastern Europe is actually Shambala). Notably, Smugjak and Chud are incredibly popular among Rusmutt normiegods. Dvach and other Russian-speaking spaces also often use woahjaks like the doomerjak, or subvariants of smugjak.[2] One popular soyjak variant died fighting in Russian foreign legion. A Russian imageboard known as Dvach, specifically its /int/ board, was colonized by soyteens during the events of Soypocalypse.

Also Soyjak Party has a page on russian Wikipedia, along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of ED.

A screenshot of the Russian Wikipedia page for soyjak.party as of December 2, 2025

What can (You) do in Russia?[edit | edit source]

Important Russians in the Soysphere[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict russians
    Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict russians
  • Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
    Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
  • 5.5 million man (Tsar Nikolai II, the last, bad Imperator of the Russian Empire btw)
    5.5 million man (Tsar Nikolai II, the last, bad Imperator of the Russian Empire btw)
  • Boris Yeltsin, the first president of Russia. Drunkard (his citizens hate him for absolutely annihilating the economy to the point of a default economy and "ruined" USSR)
    Boris Yeltsin, the first president of Russia. Drunkard (his citizens hate him for absolutely annihilating the economy to the point of a default economy and "ruined" USSR)
  • The second one president, Vladimir Putin. He'll be the last fourth president btw.
    The second one president, Vladimir Putin. He'll be the last fourth president btw.
  • And the third one president, Dmitry Medvedev. WARNING!!! HE IS CLITTY LEAKER!!!
    And the third one president, Dmitry Medvedev. WARNING!!! HE IS CLITTY LEAKER!!!

Important Russian (((Concepts)))[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://dafuqboom.fandom.com/wiki/DaFuq!%3FBoom!
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-1717-18/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/66367
Russia is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere
Miscellaneous[+]

SoyBooru ♦ Flagging ♦ List of ethnicities ♦ Countryfag

Russia
is part of a series on
kuz

"Pedophiles of the world, unite!"
Related Figures and Entities [-+]
Impact on the Sharty [-+]
Anti-Kuz Figures and Evidence [-+]
Major events [-+]
Retrieved from "https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Russia&oldid=477230"