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>these are the ones who communicate using those weird commierunes or something
Russia is a post-soviet rulecucking shithole full of left-wing commies!
Russia is a country in Eastern Europe. It is (supposedly) where Kuz comes from, though it was revealed Kuz is probably not a real person. It is a multinational country and is led by Vladimir Putin. Skibidi Toilet was created by a Russian[1]. Also Gigachad is Russian, how could you tell?
Their retarded totalitarian government did ban Roblox, discord, LGBT and Satanism🗝️. The government mass imports southerners into the country, but they are often beaten by MVD when they misbehave.
History[edit | edit source]
The Kievan Rus was founded in 880, until its demise when Kiev was captured by the Mongols in 1240. Principality of Moscow was founded in 1282, and became the Tsardom of Russia in 1547. >TVTHNUKE, Muscurvy mongrels literally have nothing to do with Kievan Rus. They sacked Kiev and Novgorod in the 15th and 16th centuary and later rebranded their wasteland swamp to fit the Kievan Rus narrative. In 1721 a Hohol named Theophan Prokopovich who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an avisor of tsar peter I coined the term "Russia" to LARP as the now historical Kievan Rus Region which then the Moscow niggers occupied and thus the Russian empire was born. (holy fucking eslfailnuke) However the monarchy was abolished for the Russian Republic 1917, but commies overthrew it in 1922 and created the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union later got btfo'd by nazi germany, only later managing to overcome them with human wave tactics and western equipment (essentially, by sucking dat big capitalist COCK). The subsequent defeat of the nazoids would cause a massive clitty leakage from the chuddies. Also the defeat of the nazis was maybe a good thing and therefore the sole good contribution of the soviet union. Later it was dissolved in 1991.
In 2022 (ev&doe the war actually started in 2014) they invaded Ukraine, but faced resistance from the Ghost of Kiev and the strongest Ukrainian soldier Nikocado Avocado.
Things most Russians like doing[edit | edit source]
- Hacking Ameriaryans with Virus Petya
- Hating Hitler for WW2 or whatever
- Playing CSGO
- Playing TF2 (and post MGE memes)
- Suffering from severe gear fear in Rust (the game)
- Stealing your information
- Cracking software
- Getting rule cucked by their president
- Using a free Chinese VPN
- Despising the west for all the problems.
Relationship with soyjaks[edit | edit source]
For some reason soyjaks are very popular in Russia (probably because ruskiymutts are chuds geg). Notably, smugjak and chud are incredibly popular among rusmutt normiegods. Dvach and other Russian-speaking spaces also often use woahjaks like the doomerjak, or subvariants of smugjak.[2] One popular soyjak variant died fighting in Russian foreign legion. A Russian imageboard known as Dvach, specifically its /int/ board, was colonized by soyteens during the events of Soypocalypse.
Also Soyjak Party has a page on Russian Wikipedia, along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of ED.
What can you do in Russia?[edit | edit source]
- Get conscripted. (or not if you're autistic enough)
- Look at the Lahta Center in Saint Petersburg (moscvcks lost btw, SPBVLLs vvqn).
- Cry about le hohols because (((Vladimir Putin))) psyopped you into hating them.
- Get fellatio by Serbs and Belarusians.
- Die fighting in Dumbass.
- Cry about sanctions
- Laugh at Komputersem's seetheralds
Important Russians in the Soysphere[edit | edit source]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict russians -
Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict russians
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