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Why yes, Gigachad is from Russia.How could you tell?

>These are the ones who communicate using those weird commierunes, or something
>haha, these ameriDUMBS could never understand the pinnacle of euroGOD kulchur..
Trve and honest map of Russia

Russia (or the Russian Federation, in Russian Россія/Россійская Федерація) is a country in Eastern Europe that also encompasses half of Asia, making it the largest country in ZE WORLD by area (larger than the fucking planet of Pluto), and with a population of 140 million, is the most populous country in Europe, and is militarily the strongest country in Europe. It is the ninth-most populous country in the world or however the squat is done.

Their retarded authoritarian government did ban Discord, LGBTQ, Satanism, Telegram, YouTube, and many other shit for whatever braindead reason. Roblox also got banned, however it was short lived since the ban was lifted, but chat is now unavailable to everyone in the country. The government mass imports southerners into the country because it doesn't really care about its own Russian people at all, but they are often beaten by MVD when they misbehave.

Russia is generally considered a great power (although less so after the SVO) and wields significant regional influence in Europe, possessing the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons and having the third-highest military expenditure in the world. Its advanced economy ranks among the largest in the world, relying on its vast mineral and energy resources, mainly oil and natural gas. Russia continues to rank very low in measurements of democracy, human rights and media freedom, while having high levels of corruption. As the successor state of the Soviet Union, it retains its seat as a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council and is a member state of several international organizations. Russia is also home to 32 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

History

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Russia was first created when early Slavic people migrated from the lands of modern-day Ukraine and Belarus towards the North and founded the Kievan Rus, in 1240, the Mongolians invaded the country and turned it into a client state under them, but in 1480 at the Great Stand of the river Ugra, the Tsar liberated Russia from the Mongols, taking with them all the lands of the former Kievan Rus and uniting all Russian lands.

In 1721 a Hohol named Theophan Prokopovich who was both a metropolitan of the Orthodox Church and an advisor of Tsar Peter I created the Russian Empire, as it rapidly expanded eastward for colonial settlement to remove most of the Asiatic peoples that resided east of it and even got as far as Alaska in North America.

Tsar Nicholas II

However the monarchy was abolished and replaced by the Russian Republic 1917, and later, commies influenced by Japan and the (((Jews))) overthrew it in 1922 after years of fighting from their 1917 swamp rebellion and created the Soviet Union. After civil war Lenin died of old age, and Joseph Stalin became the leader. The beginning of his rule was marked a famine in the west part of Soviet Russia and repressions that claimed millions of lives and continued until his death in 1953. The Soviet Union later got BTFO'd by Nazi Germany, only later managing to overcome them with human wave tactics and western equipment throughout the early 1940's. The subsequent defeat of the Nazoids would cause a massive clitty leakage from the chuddies. Also the defeat of the Nazis was maybe a good thing and therefore the sole good contribution of the Soviet Union. During the Cold War, it stood against the Amerimutt empire and Later it was dissolved in 1991 because communism is retarded. Many went to Israel THEY DID NOT, TAKE YOUR MEDS.

It remained a democratic government under a drunk named Boris Yeltsin, who shot the white house with tanks in 1993 when commies didn't agree with his policy, and started two Chechen wars (first 1994-1996; second 1999-2000). He ruled until 2000 when he gave his office to Vladimir Putin because he was drunk or something, and after, Putin made it an authoritarian dictatorship. Also there was Dmitry Medvedev, the third president of Russia 2008-2012, who attacked Georgia in 2008, and his clitty is kinda leaky. At the current day, Vladimir Putin is the primary head of the Russian Federation.

In 2022, February 24th they tried to invade the Ukraine, but faced resistance from the Ghost of Kiev and the strongest Ukrainian soldier Nikocado Avocado. This useless nigger war is still ongoing geg. Putor said they're "denazifying" The Gay LGBTQIABDKBBC++ Tranny Leftist hohol Ukraine, but in reality he most likely just wants Coal-Mines near Donetsk.

>NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE MY SVO, IT'S NOT A USELESS NIGGER WAR!

Shartykey🗝️

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Main article: Shartykey

Shartykey🗝️ is a village in Russia. Its also the birthplace of Ernest Khalimov and, coincidentally, Froot.

Things most Russians like doing

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Relationship with Soyjaks

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For some reason Soyjaks are very popular in Russia (probably because Eastern Europe is actually Shambala). Notably, Smugjak and Chud are incredibly popular among Rusmutt normiegods. A Russian imageboard Dvach and other Russian-speaking spaces also often use wojaks like the doomerjak, or subvariants of smugjak.[1] This same imageboard, specifically its /int/ board, was colonized by soyteens during the events of Soypocalypse. One popular soyjak variant died fighting in Russian foreign legion.

A screenshot of the Russian Wikipedia page for soyjak.party as of December 2, 2025

Also Soyjak Party has a page on Russian Wikipedia, along with a page on Neolurk, pretty much the Russian version of ED.

What can (You) do in Russia?

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Important Russians in the Soysphere

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  • Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict Russians
    Kuzjak is a variant that is used to depict Russians
  • Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict Russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
    Vatnik is a NAS meme that also is used to depict Russians, especially overly-patriotic ones
  • Tsar Nikolai II, the last, bad Imperator of the Russian Empire btw
    Tsar Nikolai II, the last, bad Imperator of the Russian Empire btw
  • Boris Yeltsin, the first president of Russia. Drunkard (his citizens hate him for absolutely annihilating the economy to the point of a default economy and "ruined" USSR)
    Boris Yeltsin, the first president of Russia. Drunkard (his citizens hate him for absolutely annihilating the economy to the point of a default economy and "ruined" USSR)
  • The second one president, Vladimir Putin. He'll be the last fourth president btw.
    The second one president, Vladimir Putin. He'll be the last fourth president btw.
  • And the third one president, Dmitry Medvedev. WARNING!!! HE IS CLITTY LEAKER!!!
    And the third one president, Dmitry Medvedev. WARNING!!! HE IS CLITTY LEAKER!!!

Important Russian (((Concepts)))

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See also

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Snopes

  1. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0727-1717-18/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/66367
  2. ↑ wikipedia:AIDS in Russia
  3. ↑ https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/14/europe/kyiv-pechersk-lavra-monastery-fire-russian-attack-intl-hnk
  4. ↑ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/putin-pardons-cannibals-russia-war-ukraine-b2452758.html
  5. ↑ https://theconversation.com/chechnyas-boss-and-putins-foot-soldier-how-ramzan-kadyrov-became-such-a-feared-figure-in-russia-216418
  6. ↑ UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAA ZZZZZZZ DROPPING MEN INTO A FIELD DURING NIGHT WITH ZERO SUPPORT URRAAA ZZZZ
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