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Hank Green
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THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

William Henry "Hank" Green II is an American YouTuber, soyence lover, and annoying faggot from Birmingham, Alabama who is best known for making the A24 slowburn banger "I Fuckin' Love Science!", a generic power pop song about eating ze bug and trusting the science, which absolutely BTFOed all the heckin' unwholesome chuds away with its peer reviewed facts. He is also known for being related to equally-as-annoying John Green (best known for claiming some sub-Saharan KANG was the richest man who ever lived and had 400 thrembillion dollars in gold or something), hosting CrashCourse on occasion, and writing books nophono cares about.