Hank Green

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Hank Green is a JewTuberHow Tally Hall is wacky and uncharacteristicA retrospective on how Tally Hall is wacky and uncharacteristicA brief retrospective on Tally Hall in less than 10 seconds Reacting to "An essay on how Tally Hall is wacky and uncharacteristic" While I have my First PeriodToday I learned that Tally Hall is wacky and uncharacteristic, but is this true?Actually, Tally Hall is wacky and uncharacteristicI love how Tally Hall is wacky and uncharacteristicYou're an evil bigot who should be decapitated and skinned alive if you don't like Tally HallThe Tally Hall x Dandys World Multiverse shipping drama is crazyTally Hall and is wacky and uncharacteristicThe science behind Tally HallTally Hall: the masterpiece that is wacky and uncharacteristic Why Tally Hall isn't as bad as you think 10 gorillion hours of Tally Hall to fall asleep toTally Hall is peak and you should be killed by a Cartel for hating itTally Hall: A complete analysisThe rise and fall and rise again of Tally HallEverything you need to know about Tally Hall and how the creator of it should be murdered (5:47:02)

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

Hank Green is an American JewTuber best known for creating the I Fucking Love Science^🗝️song and a being a proto-soylennial. He has almost all of the attributes and values that are associated with a soylent-infested manchild. He loves trusting the le heckin' science^{[If that wasn't obvious]}, hates Artificial Intelligence, is married to a woman but has dabbled in baggotry and relishes in atheism / nihilism. He, like many other millennials, also despises Xitter following Elon Musk's purchase of the company, but will never actually leave because posting SNCA on le Xitter isn't just a hobby for millenials, but a lifestyle.

Soyteens regard Hank Green's existence as an oldfag gem (even though he himself is coal) for being somewhat of a NAS face for the 'sphere. Hank is that much of a soybean-loving manchild that his presence managed to place the soyboy archetype in the cultural conciousness during the early 2020s, meaning many normGQDS are aware of his existence too. Following Hank's discovery by 'teens, a bone-chilling, jumpscare-free, slow burning SMV (Soy Music Video) was created, using soyjak themed visuals to accompany his hit song I Fucking Love science. This SMV was the first of its kind, inspiring dozens of other 'teens to create their own music videos.

Hank Green was diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma in 2023, but is currently in remission.

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• The SMV

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Most soyteens currently regard Hank Green as:

COAL