Idiocracy

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These fucking mutts are retarded, they're literally IDIQCRɅCY
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>its literally that movie i like to call everything

Idiocracy is a 200 IQ Nietzschean gemmie🗝️ YOU VILL NOT WATCH XHIS FILM made by Mike Judgerino(Made KOTH BTW) in 2006, centering around an average guy who literally gets transported into the future, which is full of reartds or something.

Introduction[edit | edit source]

So basically, the reason anphono cares or knows about this movie is because niglets from all ends of the political compass collectively decided to use this movie and its themes as something they can relate to, akin to autists going "literally me" when they see 1984. It is also where the idea of the Amerimutt originated and was popularized, even if not in its current form.

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Plot[edit | edit source]

This article contains MASSIVE SPOILERS!If you do not wish to have your Idiocracy experience spoiled, do NOT scroll down!

The movie starts with a tale of two familial clades of different levels: a smart lynchian atheist rick and morty couple at around 135 iq, and a tribe of retarded sub-5 amerimutts. The virtue signaling smart people are little cucks who don't want to reproduce, so the husband dies off because of being an infertile niglet. Meanwhile, the tate-grindset neanderthal mutts continue to reproduce at an exponential rate due to a lack of fucks given. This tale sets a clear precedent for the direction the movie is headed.

Switch to 2005, where Army Librarian Joe Bauers is assigned to a top secret freemason jumpscare-free kino assignment, where he is to be frozen in stasis for an intended date of 1 years, where he is then supposed to be let out. Along with them, they hired a fucking whore named Rita as a female stand-in, since they couldn't find any women in the army. Everything goes to plan, and they are frozen, but the retarded wigger who headed the project was friends with the pimp who dealed out Rita, so the base and project are shut down, and Joe and Rita are forgotten about.

Fast forward 500 years, the once pristine Washington D.C. is now a junk-filled wasteland populated by amerimutts that literally speak muttspeak. After a giant trash avalanche makes Joe and Rita's space caskets tumble and fall, Joe wakes up in the apartment of Frito Pendejo, a lawyer. Frito is watching some goyslop show about a guy getting kicked in the balls, while he tells joe he is 'baitin. Joe then leaves, going to the hospital to seek attention for the pain he feels for some reason. He then realizes he was transported into the far future, than a year like was intended, so he then freaks out and leaves the hospital.

What essentially happens after this is Joe being noticed for his relatively genius IQ compared to the population, and recruited by the U.S. government to fix their obviously simple problems, which are caused by pumping Gatorate on plants. After he shuts down Gatorade for causing this, the masses get mad at him for firing all of them from their jobs at that company, so he goes to trial and is sentenced to one round of REHABILITATION.

After he survives that round of tranny butt sex, he solves the problem and everybody is happy.

>this SLF just made fun of my burger culture or however my toe fungus grows

Popular Usage[edit | edit source]

see how the retard is mexican?

Both Chuds and Trannies leak a lot about this movie, usually trannies though because it subtly introduces the idea of eugenics.

How Chuds Use This Movie For Their Arguments[edit | edit source]

self vaildating trans media

How Trannies Use This Movie For Their Arguments[edit | edit source]

  • OMG if this fucking president doesnt get an heroed all these MAGAs are gonna turn this country into idiocracy.
  • The mutts are literally MAGA. I fucking hate MAGA.
  • Did I tell you the stupid people are Republicans?
  • My uncle is just like this. We're fucking living in idiocracy.
  • Sista... (X) is literally idiocracy. It's so over.

Origin of Amerimutts[edit | edit source]

Throughout the movie, the plot makes the point that the American people have turned into a race of 50 IQ, croc-wearing retards.(Guess the country?) This bears a striking resemblance to the popular stereotype of Amerimutts, or the mutts of the American continent in general.