Political compass

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For the type of politics that actually bothers us it's Soylitics
this is the political compass. you WILL choose a side

The political compass is a shitty goyslop political test made to define where people are politically, which attracts the AVTISTIC MASTER RACE for some reason. It is divided into four main quadrants, and many smaller quadrants that no one cares about:

AuthRight

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AuthRight is at the top right of the compass and is characterized by always being right[it just is, ok?], always being keyed, a strong state, conservative economic policies, and nationalism. AuthRight ideologies include fascism, conservatism, monarchism, etc. While your average left wingerino school will tell you that the AuthRight is a bunch of hecking nazi fascist homophobic bigoted chuds n shiet, your average "based trad right winger" is a shaboos goyim shilling for Israel. They are also best known for licking the boot of corrupt dictators who view them as total SNCA and would take away their freedom and inevitably contradict everything their ideology stood for 24/7 while larping as da heckin saviors of the aryan race or whatever.

AuthLeft

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The AuthLeft are a bunch of bastard pinko commies who want to destroy the West and institute globalist jewish dystopia, where your mcfreedom burger is not heckin good for environment and your truck becomes OUR truck. They, for some reason, support Russia and Palestine because they're retarded evendoe Putin is a heckin capitalist oligarch bigot and hummus would decapitate them for their shitty tranny ideology. They also bootlick straight up genocidal and evil regimes because they opposed da heckin imperiuhlizt kuhniuhlizt west or something. COMMIES WILL FACE THE WALL AND BE SHOT IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM, BASTARD FAGGOT COMMUNISTS DO NOT DESERVE LIFE, THEY ARE NOT HUMANS

>authleft? in the big '26?

LibRight

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>fuck tha atf fuck tha guvurment fuck tha fda fuck tha dea fuck tha cia fuck tha fbi fuck tha wouhk lebtard fed regulation not lettin meh eat muh mcniggerwhammy in peace or something like that yeah

LibRight is at the bottom right of the compass. it is best known for freedom, guns, beer, and shilling for (((them)))[evendoe most libertARYANS oppose sending aid to jizzrael][not javier milei THOUGH]. they are barely important in (((American))) politics, as most of them voted for DONALD TRVMP[it just is, ok?]. Lolbertarians are also stupid cucks who, despite hating the government, want to give corporations the power to do what the government previously did, arguably making it worse due to corporations not giving a single fuck about human life. Xey are also known for their sub-quadrant, Purple LibRight. Purple LibRight is mainly known for being a bunch of degenerate faggot kikes who want to decriminalize porn, drugs, and 'p because its le heckin government tyranny or something.

LibLeft

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LibLeft is at the bottom left of the compass and is also the bottom of the barrel. Xey are commonly known for being faggots, being cucks, being trannies, being retarded, being jewish, being niggers, being redditors, being midwits, and having a tiny penis. It is also the ideology of almost all irl soyjaks and heckin decent human being fellas. These ideologies are pushed by the Jews and the NWO because they make society dysfunctional and easier to control for the upcoming Fourth Industrial Revolution.

r/politicalcompassmemes

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>RREEEHHHH! GET A FUCKING FLAIR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! DONT WANT TO GET A FLAIR! THEN I WILL DONVOTED YOU YOU FUCKING RETARTED!RRREEEEEE!!!!!!

r/politicalcompassmemes is possibly one of the most kiked out subreddits. When you join, you MUST choose a flair, as it is part of the (((culture))) of r/politicalcompassmemes. You WILL get downvoted to le heckin obliverino if you do not have one.

r/politicalcompassmemes was made in January 2017 and peaked at around 2067. The political climate would shift often depending on what meme they circlejerk on. However, most people don't know this because they joined around the election season when it was all muh based (((TRVMP))) owning da libz. Soyjaks, along with NAS memes like Woahjacks[a]. Reddit chads are often used to set up strawman fallacies to degrade anyphono or any political opinion they don't like.

As of today, the shabbos goyim that use this subreddit spend their days worshiping Israel and niggerbabbling about how Muzzies is LE BAD because they don't like faggots and trannies.🗝️ Whenever somebeidore posts a meme that goes against the ZOGGED beliefs of the average PCMcuck, he will get downdooted and seethed at faster than a frogcaca posting about trans rights on the 'log.

Soyist presence has been somewhat notable, doe most soyjaks posted are made by normies who barely know anything about soy culture. They mostly come from xitter. When a traditionally unfamiliar variant is posted on the subreddit, the comments are filled with Xitternormies talking about how incomprehensible the woahjacks are, and how OP has a heckin' autismerino. PCM users have also developed a meme where they call everything based and [x]pilled; usage of this phrase on the subreddit predates its use on the 'arty.

Like all reddit communities it has also been infested with leftoids and such o algo ever since the 2024 election and will probably end up like the rest.

Notes

  1. ↑ Doe the use of wojaks have decreased as the main strawman character, especially after Wojak Paradise shut down, which meant that most of those who used a lot of wojaks stole the incomprehensible woahjacks mainly from the booru as a replacement (Wojak Land exists but nobaldi uses it since it's a locked DNB anyway)