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Political compass
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The political compass is a shitty goyslop political test made to define where people are politically, which attracts the AVTISTIC MASTER RACE for some reason. It is divided into four main quadrants, and many smaller quadrants that no one cares about:
Auth Right[edit | edit source]
Authright is at the top right of the compass, and is characterized by always being right[it just is, ok?], always being keyed, a strong state, conservative economic policies, and nationalism. Authright ideologies include monarchism, conservatism, maga, and while your average left wingerino school will tell you that auth right is a bunch of hecking nazi fascist homophobic bigoted chuds n shiet, your average "based trad right winger" is a shaboos goyim who shills for israel. They are also best known for licking the boot of corrupt dictators who view them as total SNCA and would take away their freedom and inevitably contradict everything their ideology stood for 24/7 and larping as da heckin saviors of the aryan race or whatever.
Auth Left explained[edit | edit source]
The authleft are a bunch of bastard pinko commies who want to destroy the west and institute globalist jewish dystopia where your mcfreedom burger is not heckin good for environment and your truck becomes OUR truck. They for some reason support Russia and Palestine because they're retarded evendoe Putin is a heckin capitalist oligarch bigot and hummus would decapitate them for their shitty tranny ideology. They also bootlick straight up genocidal and evil regimes because they opposed da heckin imperiuhlizt kuhniuhlizt west or something. COMMIES WILL FACE THE WALL AND BE SHOT IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM, BASTARD FAGGOT COMMUNISTS DO NOT DESERVE LIFE, THEY ARE NOT HUMANS
>authleft? in the big '26?
Lib Right explained[edit | edit source]
>fuck tha atf fuck tha guvurment fuck tha fda fuck tha dea fuck tha cia fuck tha fbi fuck tha wouhk lebtard fed regulation not lettin meh eat muh mcniggerwhammy in peace or something like that yeahlib right is at the bottom right of the compass. it is known for freedom, guns, beer, and shilling for (((them)))[evendoe most libertARYANS oppose sending aid to jizzrael][not javier milei THOUGH]. they are barely important in (((american))) politics, as most of them voted for DONALD TRVMP. Lolbertarians are also stupid cucks who despite hating the government they want to give corporations the power to do what the government previously did, arguably making it worse due to corporations not giving a single fuck about human life. Xey are also known for their sub-quadrant, purple lib-right. Purple libright is mainly known for being a bunch of degenerate faggot kikes who want to decriminalize porn, drugs, and 'p because its le heckin government tyranny or something.
Lib Left[edit | edit source]
Lib left is at the bottom left of the compass, and is also the bottom of the barrel. Xey are commonly known for being faggots, being cucks, being trannies, being retarded, being jewish, being niggers, being redditors, being midwits, and have a tiny penis. It is also the ideology almost all irl soyjaks and heckin decent human beings follow. These ideologies are pushed by Jews and the NWO because they make society dysfunctional and easier to control for the upcoming Fourth Industrial Revolution.
r/politicalcompassmemes[edit | edit source]
Mazel tov! r/politicalcompassmemes is Kosher! The content of this page has been fact-checked by real Israeli patriots. r/politicalcompassmemes is possibly one of the most kiked out subreddits. When you join, you MUST choose a flair. It is a part of the (((culture))) of r/politicalcompassmemes to have a flair, and you WILL get downvoted to le heckin obliverino if you do not have one.
>RREEEHHHH! GET A FUCKING FLAIR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! DONT WANT TO GET A FLAIR! THEN I WILL DONVOTED YOU YOU FUCKING RETARTED!RRREEEEEE!!!!!!r/politicalcompassmemes was made in January 2017, and peaked at around 2067. The political climate would shift often depending on what meme they circlejerk on but most people don't know this because they joined around the election season when it was all muh based (((TRVMP))) owning da libz. Soyjaks, along with NAS memes like Woahjacks[a] and reddit chad are often used because they set up strawman fallacies to degrade anyphono or any political opinion you don't like.
As of today, the shabbos goyim that use this subreddit spend their days worshiping Israel and niggerbabbling about how Muzzies LE BAD because they don't like faggots and trannies.🗝️ Whenever somebeidore posts a meme that goes against the ZOGGED beliefs of the average PCMcuck, he will get downdooted and seethed at faster than a frogcaca posting about trans rights on the 'log.
Soyist presence has been somehow notable, doe most soyjaks posted are made by normies who barely know about soy culture. They mostly coming from twitter. When a traditionally unfamiliar variant is posted on the subreddit, the comments are filled with Xitternormies talking about how incomprehensible the woahjacks are and how OP has a heckin' autismerino. PCM users have also developed a meme where they call everything based and [x]pilled; usage of this phrase on the subreddit predates its use on the 'arty.
Notes
- ↑ Doe the use of wojaks has decreased as the main strawman character, specially after Wojak Paradise shut down, which meant that most of those who used a lot of wojaks stole the incomprehensible woahjacks mainly from the booru as a replacement (Wojak Land exists but nobaldi uses it since it's a locked DNB anyway)
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