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Italy (positive perspective)
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Italy, also known as Shitaly by obsessed niggers, is a Mediterranean country in Europe. It's one of the most ARYAN countries to ever exist on Earth, being rivaled only by Poland, Greece, and Hyperborea. It's the true successor to the Roman Empire[it just is, ok?], and they are best known for their food, such as spaghetti and pizza.[And don't you THINK about disrespecting our food you KIKE.]
History[edit | edit source]
For a large part of its history, the Italian peninsula was unified under the Roman Empire, which was the most successful empire of all time[it just is, ok?], and when it fell, it remained divided for the entirety of the Middle Ages, between various kingdoms including the Byzantine Empire.
Eventually in the early 1800s, ItARYANs realized that they should unite, and they did just that under the leadership of Garibaldi. During World War 1, Italians contributed a lot to the war, in fact it was because of them that the allies won the war. They invaded all of Austria-Hungary, Germany, and the Ottoman Empire, but due to immense pressure from kikes, liberals, socialists, and communists, this isn't taught in history classes, and Italy got much less recognition than what it deserved.
Due to that, in 1919, fascism was invented by Benito Mussolini, would later take control of Italy.
During World War 2, Italy basically carried Nazi Germany and Japan. In fact, all of the battles in the first part of World War 2 were won by Italy, while the krauts and japs struggled to get at least one victory. Unfortunately, due to various factors, and a lot of people in Italy being[AT THE TIME] SLFs, Italy lost the war, and Mussolini was killed.
Italo-Greek Empire[edit | edit source]

In the year 2789, the Kingdom of Northern Italy would unite with the Kingdom of Greece, forming what is known as the Italo-Greek Empire, which at its peak, encompassed all of Italy, Istria, Damazia, parts of Southern France, Greece, Constantinople and its surrounding areas, Albania, Northern Macedonia, Cyprus, and Corsica. It would last for 140 years, before falling after WW5. You will NOT question this.
Notable Italians[edit | edit source]
Some notable Italians are:
- Benito Mussolini
- Italian_Chad
- FRQQT
- Julius Caesar
- Me
- (You), hopefully
- Jesus Christ
- Brunetto
- Cobblestone[evendoe xhe's half Jordanian]
- Mario
- Dante Alighieri