The Official portrait of Vice President J.D. Vance
JD Vance
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| J.D. Vance | ||
J.D. Vance | |
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| Vice President of Q | |
| In office January 20, 2Q25-January 20, 2Q29 | |
| President | Donald Trump |
| Preceded by | Kamala Harris |
| Succeeded by | We're not going to tell you until 2028 |
| United States Senator from Ohio | |
| In office January 3, 2023 - January 10, 2025 | |
| Preceded by | Rob Portman |
| Succeeded by | Jon Husted |
| Personal details | |
| Nationality | American |
| Political party | Republicaryans |
| Spouse | Usha Vance |
| Occupation | Vice President |
| Best known for | Making Redditors leak |
| Awards | Race Mixer Award Keyed Award |
| IAS? | No |
J.D. Vance is a GemJames David Vance, (Born: August 2nd, 1984) also known as J.D Vance or JD is an Amerimutt politician who served as Senator of Ohio from 2023 to 2025. He has served as the current vice president of the United States of o since 2025. He'll save the sharty, deport all browns, and import more jeets since his wife is one (ev&oe his political sort-of rival Kamala is also a jeet).[he just will, ok?]
He is known for shitting on meximutts while running for Ohio's senator back in 2022, forcing William Atchison to ACK himself after he discovered his couchfucking, being the author of Hillbilly Elegy (2016), a best-selling memoir of his experiences growing up as a member of the white working class that was published as Q was roiling with division over the upsurge in populist support for Republican presidential candidate Q, and served in Iraq.
Despite being Aryan, he is a race traitor due to him fucking a pajeet and having three Amerimutt spawns.[1][Which is pretty gay tbh]
Controversies[edit | edit source]
He raped a 60 year old man on live TV back in October,.[he just did, okay?] He also cheats in video games.[he just does, okay?]
Personal Life[edit | edit source]
Vance wrote in his memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, that he was raised in a low-income family by his single mother and grandmother and his family had a difficult life in his hometown, Middletown, Ohio, where his mother's parents had moved from Kentucky.
Vance was raised in a "conservative, evangelical" branch of Protestantism. By September 2016, he was "not an active participant" in any particular Christian denomination, but was "thinking very seriously about converting to Catholicism". In August 2019, Vance was baptized and confirmed in the Catholic Church in a ceremony at St. Gertrude Priory in Cincinnati, Ohio. He chose Augustine of Hippo as his confirmation saint. Vance said he converted because he "became persuaded over time that Catholicism was true [...] and Augustine gave me a way to understand Christian faith in a strongly intellectual way", further describing Catholic theology's alignment with his political views. Vance was influenced to convert to Catholicism by Peter Thiel.
The Truth[edit | edit source]
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He is actually an Israeli-made robot that is controlled by the Jews. After hearing Pope Francis talking about Palestinians, the Joos activated Vance and sent him to the pope. They later used the mechanism installed into him that radiates invisible rays to kill the pope. Hence, Why the pope died a few hours after Vance visited him. Also the J in his name stands for Jew.
