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Here be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

🀣 Rest in piss, satoko_houjou_fan 🀣


Smoking that satoko_houjou_fan pack tonight.πŸ’―

> Obsessed brimstone <
Satoko's catchphrase
SHITOKO WAS OBSESSED VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE BRAPPIEST DEPTHS OF SOYBOORU O ALGO!!!!!!!!!!!
satoko_houjou_fan
NationalityMexican-German (Latinx)
Occupationbooru.soy lolcow
Years active2022-2024
Best known forCountrywar lover, larping as a mexican pedophile gooner niggerashi weeb fan
TitleJanny (booru, formerly)
IAS?Yes
Soyjak Wiki accountUser:TNDfan (?)

satoko_houjou_fan, (Japanese: εŒ—ζ‘_沙都子_フゑン) often called Shitoko was a SoyBooru user and failtroll notorious for being a key participant and main combatant of the Italo-Argentine/Italo-Mexican Countrywar, whilst being at war with Italian_Chad and other users.

Xe was best known for accusing everyone who disagrees with him of being "the obsessed shit@lian" while calling everyone xe agrees with an "unbothered germanic".

One of the key aspects of satoko's personality was his nationality. While xe is a proud Mexican nationalist, in some true 'rucuck fashion, xe also claimed to be white and "germanic", spouting claims that xe had white skin[>I just did ok?], blond hair[>I just did ok?], blue eyes[>I just did ok?], yada yada while also being a Mexican. His claims of being a white Mexican while also shitting on Italians for being "non-white" made him a controversial figure in the soy community, with many South-American users supporting his efforts while other users diss on him for being Mexican, usually by commenting on posts featuring soyjaks that are very ugly or have dark skin and saying stuff like "look it's shitoko!" or "shitoko looks like this."

Some users loved baiting shitoko as if xe were Lee by either making pro-Italy or anti-Mexico 'jaks. Satoko usually responded to such posts with the phrase "Obsessed brimstone". The Meximutt subvariant was inspired by an illustration of Satoko.

Satoko was also a massive weeb, as his username implied xe was a fan of Satoko Houjou from some shitty tranime which was a meme on /qa/. Xe was also a very big fan of Soytan and Ongezellig. Anything that has to do with weeb shit, xe liked.

He was succeeded by Warrior-P.

History[edit | edit source]

Satoko's userpage on the 'ru

Beginning[edit | edit source]

Xe first joined the Booru on October 9, 2022, xe was a janny for an unknown amount of time before having xheir privilege revoked. As of February 24, 2024, xe has 112 posts about xir on the Booru, holding the record for a non-janny.

Why though?[edit | edit source]

The exact reason why Satoko hated Italians is, according to xhirself, in early 2023 xe saw "it@li@n memes that portray White people as subhuman like the nordic Chad meme but the chad is a shit@li@n calling a nord ugly that probably started this hatred inside me" Essentially xe believed Italians hated white people and the memes xe saw online were proof of this. Xe also claimed nobody he knows IRL gives a shit about Italians and "if shit@li@ns never attacked my race first i would've never started hating them".[1]

Porn Addiction[edit | edit source]

To be researched: Does this account actually belong to Satoko? Yes it does, shitoko Can (You) help us?
proof

On March 26, 2024, a 'teen running his 'jak folder through a reverse image search stumbled upon a 14 year old account (account created on 2010) under the name Bonerific uploading Soyboy woahjak porn, soylita 'P, soytan porn (most of them made by KernΓΌng, another booru failtroll) and over 1 anti-Italian booru slopjak to Rule34.paheal.net Since Satoko is one of the only remaining people posting anti-Italian slopjaks, which are naturally unmemeable coal btw, it's suspected and most likely that this account belongs to Satoko. The account contains a disgusting 14 years worth of tons and tons of miscellaneous depravity aside from the brimstone 'jaks already present.[2]

This ultimately proves that Satoko AKA Shitoko is a shitskinned pedotranny oldfag gooner.[it just is, ok?]

Account deletion[edit | edit source]

satoko_houjou_fan Jule 24, 1971 - April 23, 2024

>And it seems to me you lived your life

>Like a candle in the wind

>Never knowing who to cling to

>When the rain set in

On April 23rd 2024, xe decided to kill xerself delete xer booru.soy account because of all of the pressure experienced by the bullying from fellow Soyteens. Upon the realization that Froot did actually delete xer account and now with over 5 thousand comments gone from the booru. Many people mourned xer death, including famous names like: Satoko_Haters_Arent_White, Hamas_2, Imperator, swiftyfifty, The Developer, chasecool, KernΓΌng (his porn dealer), ToonSoy, Aztechicano, Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan, Albert, among many others.[3]


On March 17, 2025, Satoko was found in the states trafficking fentanyl and was promptly arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.[4]

Shitoko Lake Sighting Incident[edit | edit source]

On May 27, 2025, over a year after deleting xer account on the 'ru, a 'teen that claimed to have encounted Satoko would make a post on /soy/.[5] This brave 'teen, for the sake of us all, managed to get close enough to Satoko to snap a picture, proving to the sharty that xe is still alive and dangerous. It is unknown whether the thread OP has been hunted by the FBI yet, but you VILL not look further into that.

List of things satoko liked[edit | edit source]

Satoko releasing an official statement while a janny (circa 2023)
squidtoko_clarinetou_fan: Obsessed spongestone

List of things satoko disliked[edit | edit source]

>Obsessed brapstone

Comment count[edit | edit source]

Because satoko_houjou_fan was notorious for comment spamming on the booru, it is only natural that there is a graph made of xir comment count over time.

  • September 9, 2023: 171[7]
  • September 11th, 2023: 272[8]
  • September 15, 2023: 497[9]
  • September 21, 2023: 771[10]
  • September 25, 2023: 854[11]
  • September 27, 2023: 893[12]
  • September 28, 2023: 906[13]
  • September 30, 2023: 913[14]
  • October 1, 2023: 990[15]
  • October 2, 2023: 1001[16]
  • October 3, 2023: 1059[17]
  • December 8, 2023: 2136[18]
  • February 24, 2024: 4081[19]
  • February 25, 2024: 4168[20]
  • February 26, 2024: 4199[21]
  • February 27, 2024: 4276[22]
  • February 28, 2024: 4411[23]
  • March 1, 2024: 4525[24]
  • March 2, 2024: 4590[25]
  • March 3, 2024: 4637[26]
  • March 4, 2024: 4667[27]
  • March 5, 2024: 4800[28]
  • March 7, 2024: 4899[29]
  • March 10, 2024: 4965[30]
  • March 11, 2024: 4989[31]
  • March 14, 2024: 5034[32]
  • March 16, 2024: 5045[33]
  • March 17, 2024: 5065[34]
  • March 18, 2024: 5067[35]
  • March 19, 2024: 5067[36]
  • March 21, 2024: 5078[37]
  • March 26, 2024: 5097[38]
  • April 2, 2024: 5130[39]
  • April 3, 2024: 5137[40]
  • April 22, 2024: 5240?[41]
  • April 23, 2024: 0

Citations

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240308231755/https://booru.soy/post/view/63464 See comments
  2. ↑ https://archive.ph/iDTqy
  3. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/68249
  4. ↑ https://archive.ph/03zyw
  5. ↑ https://archive.ph/C222u
  6. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/61140
  7. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230909005233/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  8. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230911173401/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  9. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230915162015/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  10. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230921144512/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  11. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230925091912/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  12. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230927094647/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  13. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230928192800/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  14. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230930003545/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  15. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231001195453/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  16. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231002030224/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  17. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231003202140/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  18. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20231208015324/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  19. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240224170436/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  20. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240225201510/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  21. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240226195240/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  22. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240227164912/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  23. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240228173517/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  24. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240301045707/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  25. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240302154253/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  26. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240303010829/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  27. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240304021011/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  28. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240305165017/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  29. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240307193003/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  30. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240310172040/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  31. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240311192618/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  32. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240314022613/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  33. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240316132215/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  34. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240317022747/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  35. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240318145313/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  36. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240319141719/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  37. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240321174315/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  38. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240326185156/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  39. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240402022109/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  40. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240403164610/https://booru.soy/user/satoko_houjou_fan
  41. ↑ Shitoko posted roughly 170 comments from March 14, 2024 to April 3, 2024; applying said growth to the final snapshot would make xis final comment count approximately 5240
satoko_houjou_fan
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the cancer that is killing SoyBooru
Sources [-+]

4cuck immigrants ♦ AntiswarthyAutistsBans for gay reasons ♦ B_B_GHASTBrown Troonjak posters ♦ CuckflareDiddybludsDiscordFNF pedoFoodists (UTTP) ♦ FurriesGemersonLakeAndPalmerjakparty.soy (Jassy) ♦ JanniesJewsjimboJoelKernΓΌngMootNAS posters ♦ NamefagsNuboorucuckasReddit immigrants ♦ RetardsSatoko_houjou_fanSlopjakkingSpeech bubble spammers ♦ SoyBooru (duh) ♦ SoysneedTikTokTranniesvariant:unknownWarrior-LLLZZZWordfilter𝕏You[You just are, ok?]

Symptoms [-+]

Autism ♦ using β€œ^” ♦ Coalposting (DustBrimstoneVantablackNAS-posting ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars (Religion wars) ♦ DemoralizationGooning ♦ Lazy tagging ♦ MΓ€rgerautismus SyndromeNamefag DramaObsessionPedophilia and 'p spamPoliticoalingQuotesinkRacismSharty hateShit Nobody Cares AboutSlopjakkingSnitchesSpeech bubble images ♦ Telling someone to KYSTransgenderismvariant:unknown

Treatment [-+]

Soot ♦ Anti-Shitflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ /calm/CountrypeaceGem Posting ♦ Great PurgeIASMeds NOWNamefag PurgeSprokeTagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content

satoko_houjou_fan is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies [-+]

soyjak.party:
Quote (Owner, Developer, ex-Manager) ♦ Soysneed (Admin) ♦ 9a0c (Admin) ♦ Mustard (Developer) ♦ BBQ Sauce (Manager) ♦ Boot✝ (Admin) ♦ Froot✝ (Owner) ♦ Mist✝ (Mod) ♦ Root✝ (Admin) ♦ Doll✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Admin) ♦ Kuz✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner-Admin) ♦ Captain Coal✝ (Admin) ♦ Red✝ (Manager) ♦ Ronald✝ (Developer) ♦ Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Mod) ♦ Sobot✝ (Mod) ♦ MoonMetropolis✝ (Mod)

soybooru.com:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Soysneed (Head Admin) ♦ Bartholomew (Admin) ♦ Broot (Mod) ♦ Warrior-Z (Mod) ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer (Approver) ♦ Froot✝ (De jure owner) ♦ Doll✝ (De facto owner) ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha✝ (Owner) ♦ Soot✝ (Owner) ♦ YaroslavTV✝ (Mod) ♦ Teto✝ (Mod) ♦ ClydeMcDeath✝ (Mod) ♦ Sectionalism (Approver) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Approver) ♦ Joel✝ (Approver)

soyjakwiki.org:
Quote (Owner & Developer) ♦ Cobblestone (Admin) ♦ SprokemowerMan (Mod, ex-admin) ♦ User:Jackson✝ (Mod) ♦ Angeleno✝ (Owner) ♦ Froot✝ (Former owner) ♦ Gem Control✝ (Janny) ♦ Mata✝ (Mod) ♦ Soot✝ (Founder) ♦ Tefal✝ (Head Admin) ♦ Wellmeaningjakker✝ (Mod)

blog.soyjak.st✝:
Broot✝ (Owner) Weebhunter3000✝ (Admin)

Notable Users [-+]

Influential/Notable namefags :
Albert✝ ♦ The Bulgarian (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ Hamas_2✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Italian Chad✝ (Booru gegbull) ♦ Joel✝ (creator of Slopjaks, influential sharty poster) ♦ King Caesar✝ (Started the FPE spam) ♦ Mexican Twink✝ (Influential sharty poster) ♦ Romanian Schizo✝ (Influential soyjak artist) ♦ satoko_houjou_fan✝ (Influential booru poster) ♦ S0I1337✝ (Hacked 4chan) ♦ The Swede✝ (creator of Soyjak) ♦ The Venezuelan✝ (Started the fnf spam)

Other Notable Users :
Soyjak Party Video Archive (Youtuber, Archive) ♦ CobsonTALKS (Youtuber) ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial (Tiktoker, Unconfirmed to be official) ♦ Histrion (Founder of Choodism)

Miscellaneous Lists [-+]
✝: Retired/Fired