Maseru

CIty Skyline

Maseru, also known as Jartycity or Kivotos is the capital and largest city of Lesotho. It is located directly on the South African border. The highest population of Jartycucks live in Maseru. Many of the well known Jartycuck activities and sporting events happen in Maseru.

Brief History

Maseru was founded by the Brits in 1869, afterwards the British-Basuto War happened. The city was reclaimed by the Orange Free State, before losing it after the Second Boer War. In 1884, Basutoland became part of Britian and in 1966, Lesotho gained independence after brapping up the British soldiers. They ultimately decided that Maseru became their capital. Maseru is an incredibly small city compared to other African capitals.

The main attractions

Many of the things that are done by Jartycucks as well as the institutions reside in Maseru. They can be found in this article. However these are the activities and institutions that can only be found in Maseru and not anywhere else in the country.

Jartycuck Plaza

This is the most well known plaza and mall of Lesotho and only located in their capital due to a lack of money. It is a mall made by niggers for niggers. It includes a free 'P cafe where no aryans are allowed. Instead of escalators, they ride BBCs and braplifts. Talking slopjaks will guide you throughout the mall to get to your ideal place and the fountain sprays diarrhea and cum. If a Jartycuck is thinking about gooning, the others will rub his TBP for him. Movie theaters include 'p and unlimited dildos. There is also an anime store where you can buy your favorite Blue Archive figurines each with the ChibiReviews seal of cuckproval and Soytan bodypillows and a basic food supermarket.

University of Hartyjarty(UOH)

This is the primary university that Jartycucks go to after studying and finishing high-school. It is named after Hartyjarty, a scientist that discovered that you can become spritually Jarty if you goon to everything and think about every thing at once. So far only the Jartyking did it. The degrees you can get from studying at the university is "Baiting","Gooning"," 'Pology", " 'Ology", "Slopjakology", "Game Development"(They use gacha games like Blue Archive as an example", "Sports", "Math" and "Science"(note that jarty elements like gooning are still present here)

Blue Archive Con

The Blue Archive convention takes place every year, but because of it's popularity throughout Lesotho, it expanded to other topics such as Oneshot, Genshin Impact, Slopjak Quest Online and many other video games played by Jartycucks. It takes place right next to the Jartycuck Plaza.

The Bait Factory

It is a large factory in the outskirts of the town. There Jartycucks, skilled in baiting to anger the nusois. They tend to work for 6 hours a day to bait nusois. Every bait comment adds 10 Lesothoan Loti to their bank account. If you fail to do so, you get fired. Some of the baits that come out of the Bait Factory include the term "Soytan diaper gemmies" and even 'P link spam.

Jartycuck Stadium

Since they are dirt poor, the Jartycuck stadium is only used for three things. Those are Football, Tennis and 'P gooning. All the matches of the Lesotho National Football League are played on this stadium and the winning team receives flash drives with 'P, a golden trophy resembling Soytan and a bodypillow of Soytan to every player and the manager. The most performant teams are "FC FNF", "Soytan FA", "Jarty Hotspur" and "Cunny St. United". All teams are sponsored by Soytan Airlines, ChibiReviews or local Filipino businesses. Lesotho is also not doing really well at tennis competitions and never qualified for global tennis competitions. Their top player is Jarty Jarto Loli Lover Slopjak. Because he is physically unfit, he can't qualify and resorts to winning local tournaments instead. Lastly, the 'P World Cup is held every year at the Jartycuck Stadium. Lesotho won 49 trophies out of all 56 years of 'P World Cup competitions. Their main opponent is the Philippines, which won a lot less due to them producing less degenerates than Lesotho.

Build a Slopjak

A little facility in the middle of Maseru made to create and take care of your very own little slopjak companion. It is a common pet to have in Lesotho. One slopjak costs 400 Loti to make. You can put up to 60 awards on one Slopjak, choose between brown or black skin tones, put up to 20 flags and choose whether it should be female or male. The Slopjak goons with you. Alternatively, you can make your own slopjak for free by getting a Jartycuck friend to get your slopjak to breed with xheir slopjak or get 2 slopjaks for yourself. You can get a little baby slopjak in the end. Lonely Jartycucks usually adopt a Slopjak as their companion. Photos of their slopjaks can be found on Soybooru.

Gallery of Maseru

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  A slopjak auction. The Contacts listed are those who want to buy the Slopjak for themselves. This has a genetic mutation known as the "Bloodshot Mutation". It is usually sold for 1,000,000 Loti or 60,910 dollars for you Amerimutts.
• Jartycucks putting on a show outside Blue Archive Con
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• Transportation in Maseru
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  The Slopjak Thief, he is known to sweep through Maseru streets at night, sweeping and taking any slopjak he finds, sometimes Jartycucks themselves. His victims are then gassed. He is a national threat to Lesotho according to the Jarty central government.
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  What you see when you leave Maseru
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  The Jarty Football League
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  The champions of the 2024 'P world cup. After beating Indonesia in the final.
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  Bait factory in action