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pa.soyjak.st, also know as The Passy, is the secret sharty janny training ground for a wide range of jannying related topics. To find it, one first needs to be a janny or higher (medilators btfo), and ask Quote for access. It is an actually real IRL^{[in real life]} facility, bearing many similarities to MIB (men in black)^{[evendoe this one's real]}.

History

Soyble mention

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Allegedly the existence and creation of The Passy was predicted by a now lost deuterocanonical scroll of of the Soyble, A Temple of Light, though it is unknown if the text predicted the creation of The Passy, or if The Passy's creation was directly inspired by said text.

Soot's mention

>	There needs to be a place (maybe a pinned thread on /j/?) where we discuss more 'hypothetical' jannying topics	<
Soot

Before its inception, the need for a specialized jannying subdomain was first proposed by Soot^{(unless you believe the schizo section above mi)}, though its actual creation would only occur 1 year after Soot's proposition.

Creation by Doll

The Passy's first iteration was initiated by Doll during Kuz's tenure as owner

Former projects

The Passy is notable for being a breeding ground for ideas, projects and concepts. Below are some of the most well known Passy projects that came to fruition.

• Media Pending Approval, developed by Ronald

• Integrity, developed by Quote

• Elite Corps, created by Thr3mb0

Subfacilities

• The wiki desert. This the first place a passy newcomer accesses, an actual desert. The challenge is to find the old wiki archives buried in the sand (it's done by using XRAY btw). You will NOT note down it's coordinates using your heccin notebook. If you can't pass the test, you will have to go back.

this is what happens if you don't find the buried 'ki archives on time, RIP

• Mustard's battle royale: this is a small island filled with sand, pulleys and other funny doohickeys AND INFECTIOUS SPIDERS^🔒 meant to make training more polyvalent. This is basically like Fortnite but IRL. You have to kill all the heccin jerdeebots and 'cordmonkeys you can find and not get FRAGGED BY A SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

released passy battle royale training footage

• Cobblestone's webϪ. A work in progress project from Cobblestone, supposed to reinvent the internet by changing the way connections are made and instead using water to communicate. Its usecase is debatable.

• Soysylum2. literally the Soysylum but... le nu version! Now comes with automated responses.

What's it for?

It's a facility meant to train staff to get gooder at jannying related tasks, current courses include:

• 'Cordmonkey detection. This trains you to sniff and clock out 'cordmonkeys with your nose (yes your nose)^{[>it's real]}. The most notable alumni of this course is Warrior-Z. It's easier to pass if you're an actual ex 'cordmonkey which is why Froot teaches it.

• Jerdee killing. Trains you for battle and to kill and behead and teabag on the fucking jerdee. Taught by Mustard at the battle royale island.

• The art of baiting. Teaches the art of baiting from the most prominent baitGODS like Slvt4bibisi and Cuckjeet. It's actually pretty hard.

• Psychiatry. This is useful to diagnose mentally ill soicacas and effectively cure them of their ills and schizophrenic tendencies by giving them the right type of BBC therapy. AKA OBSESSED GIGGERS WITH OGD.

Infectious spiders

THESE NIGGERS KEEP LAYING EGGS EVERYWHERE. FUCKKKK STOP STOP .

Kill and behead all Jartyspiders.