Pee

>Though maybe you were looking for Poop, Cum or 'P? in case of the latter, what the fuck is wrong with you?

SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper ya kuch aurr.

This feraljak appears to have drank pee, You will NOT do this IRL because it dehydrates you and introduces bacteria into your digestive system.

Pee, also known as Piss, Urine, or Wee, is the yellow liquid that (You) urinate. It is released through the urethra and out the pussy or penis. Usually landing into a Toilet, or in Doll's case, a Diaper. Supposedly this comes from the water that you drink, but Snopes has rated this as misleading, as water isn't yellow.

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In terms of 'jakking, pee is usually used for comedic &/or absurdist effect in the same way that poop is used. Usually found in the 'jak's pants. Pee can either be used in a slopjak to add to the chaos or in a chudjak to show that he's a manbaby and/or clitty leaking

You can also turn your pee into potassium nitrate, which is a key ingredient in fertilizers, fireworks, solid chemical rocket propellants and gunpowder.

Urine guide

Soyteens are not doctors! Do not take this as actual medical advice!

Your urine can give some general signals for certain health issues.

Color

Orange: You are severely dehydrated. Drink water immediately.

Dark yellow: You are dehydrated. Drink more water.

Light yellow: Ideal color. You are drinking enough water.

Clear: You are drinking too much water. Take it easy.

Red: There is blood in your urine. Go to the emergency room. Thougheverbeit you should check whether you ate some beets before you start panicking, as these will dye your urine pink.

Green: You probably have gonorrhea. Go to your local hospital NOW.

Purple and Black: You somehow don't have Counter Strike Source installed despite it being built into gmod now

Other properties

Foamy: You are eating too much protein and not enough fat or carbs.

Smells sweet: You might have diabetes.

It Burns while I Pee: It just happens sometimes if symptoms seem serious see Dr. Fauci as you may have dysuria

In popular culture

Postal

In Postal 2, Postal 3, Postal: Brain Damaged, and Postal 4, you can piss on yourself and others.

R. Kelly

>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Popular nigger R. Kelly once urinated on a young fan as a part of their piss fetish, which ended with him being arrested^🗝️ and virtually all of his popularity going down the toilet. (geg)

Indians

Indians are well known for drinking cow urine, claiming it has health benefits. They also piss on the streets due to how unsanitary they are. I wonder if they have designated pissing streets like they do shitin

Arabs

Arabs are also loves to drink camel piss, as well as Indian's excuse. Still, based on xheir Pisslam.

As a fetish

Some niggas actually get off to being urinated on. This is real.

/pee/

/pee/ is not real, take your meds and eat the bugs goy.

See also

• Poop
• Skibidi Toilet
• Peeson < FUCKING MEDS NOW.

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