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>Though maybe you were looking for Poop, Cum or 'P? in case of the latter, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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This feraljak appears to have drank pee, you WILL NOT do this irl because... because you just WONT, okay?[OKAY!!?]

Pee, also known as Piss, Urine, or Wee, is the yellow liquid that (You) urinate. It is released through the urethra and out the pussy or penis. Usually landing into a Toilet, or in Doll's case, a Diaper. Supposedly this comes from the water that you drink, but Snopes has rated this as misleading, as water isn't yellow.

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In terms of 'jakking, pee is usually used for comedic &/or absurdist effect in the same way that poop is used. Usually found in the 'jak's pants. Pee can either be used in a slopjak to add to the chaos or in a chudjak to show that he's a manbaby and/or clitty leaking [1]

Urine guide[edit | edit source]

Soyteens are not doctors! Do not take this as actual medical advice!

Your urine can give some general signals for certain health issues.

Color[edit | edit source]

Orange: You are severely dehydrated. Drink water immediately.

Dark yellow: You are dehydrated. Drink more water.

Light yellow: Ideal color. You are drinking enough water.

Clear: You are drinking too much water. Take it easy.

Red: There is blood in your urine. Go to the emergency room.

Green: You probably have gonorrhea. Go to your local hospital NOW.

Purple and Black: you likely didn't Install Counter Strike Source

Other properties[edit | edit source]

Foamy: You are eating too much protein and not enough fat or carbs.

Smells sweet: You might have diabetes.

It Burns while I Pee: It just happens sometimes[2] if symptoms seem serious see Dr. Fauci as you may have dysuria

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

Postal[edit | edit source]

In Postal 2, Postal 3, Postal: Brain Damaged, and Postal 4, you can piss on yourself and others.

R. Kelly[edit | edit source]

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Popular nigger R. Kelly once urinated on a young fan as a part of their piss fetish, which ended with him being arrested🗝️ and virtually all of his popularity going down the toilet. (geg)

Indians[edit | edit source]

Indians are well known for drinking cow urine, claiming it has health benefits. They also piss on the streets due to how unsanitary they are. I wonder if they have designated pissing streets like they do shitin[3]

As a fetish[edit | edit source]

Some niggas actually get off to being urinated on. This is real.

/pee/[edit | edit source]

/pee/ is not real, take your meds and eat the bugs goy.

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes