Pee

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>Though maybe you were looking for 'P or poop?
>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka SAAR! This train collision was caused by Pakistanis
Don't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

Pee is a kidney stone straight out of your penis.
>WHAT?
This feraljak appears to have drank pee, you WILL NOT do this irl because... because you just WONT, okay?

Pee, also known as Piss, Urine, or Wee, is the yellow liquid that (You) urinate. It is released through the urethra and out the pussy or penis. Usually landing into a Toilet, or in Doll's case, a Diaper. Supposedly this comes from the water that you drink, but Snopes has rated this as misleading, as water isn't yellow.

^ ITS THE CIA NANOBOTS ITS THE CIA NANOBOTS ITS THE CIA NANOBOTS

In terms of 'jakking, pee is usually used for comedic &/or absurdist effect in the same way that poop is used. Usually found in the 'jak's pants. Pee can either be used in a slopjak to add to the chaos or in a chudjak to show that he's a manbaby and/or clitty leaking [1]

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

Postal[edit | edit source]

In Postal 2, Postal 3, Postal: Brain Damaged, and Postal 4, you can piss on yourself and others.

R. Kelly[edit | edit source]

Popular nigger R. Kelly once urinated on a young fan as a part of their piss fetish, which ended with him being arrested and virtually all of his popularity going down the toilet. (geg)

Indians[edit | edit source]

Indians are well known for drinking cow urine, claiming it has health benefits.

As a fetish[edit | edit source]

Some niggas actually get off to being urinated on. This is real.

/pee/[edit | edit source]

/pee/ is not real, take your meds and eat the bugs goy.

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