SNCA:Water

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Cup of Water.

Water is supposedly one of the building blocks of life. According to scientists it makes up 70% of the human body. Supposedly, you need to drink water to survive, but a lot of people drink nothing but beer and soda and for some reason they're still around and kicking (even though they contain water too, CHUD). Pure water is supposedly made of one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms, meaning that it is actually 99% oxygen (more oxygen than air) even doe you cant breathe underwater, which implies that science is all bullshit <---chudcel hands wrote this. It is commonly known among soyteens as the main thing Breaditors hate because they must consume monster energy slop.

Impjak swimming in water

Hydration

You should drink water according to your needs, meaning when you're thirsty or when the colour of your pee is dark yellow. There's no need to pour 2 liters of water into yourself just because someone told you to do so, you will drink more on a hot day and less on rainy days. If you drink too little water, you will be dehydrated, which is bad for your body and will result in headaches and other symptoms. Over the time you WILL have kidney stones and constipations. If you drink too much water your sodium-potassium balance will be disturbed, and you might experience headaches and convulsions, and death in longer term.

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