Water

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THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES.

Do not take anything written here as a fact - It is very likely this entire article is a complete work of fiction.

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This is an actual ad for a non-sproke drink. Take everything here with a grain of lemon-lime and remind this other brand's manufacturers that they do it for free.
Cup of Water.

Water is supposedly one of the building blocks of life. According to scientists it makes up 70% of the human body. Supposedly, you need to drink water to survive, but a lot of people drink nothing but beer and soda and for some reason they're still around and kicking (even though they contain water too, CHUD). Pure water is made of one oxygen and two hydrogen atoms. It is commonly known among soyteens as the main thing Breaditors hate because they must consume monster energy slop.

Impjak swimming in water
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