POSTAL

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>killing a midget nigger for a book

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The Postal Franchise is a series of games created by Running With Scissors in which you play as the Postal Dude usually doing mundane tasks or killing everyone. The games (mostly Postal 2) are highly acclaimed by gamers but hated by Journalists and politicians for their distasteful humor and violence. Several Sharters still play these games and they are popular among Oldheads

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POSTAL 1

The game was fiercely debated about by a bunch of old people in the government and pissed off moms because >le video game violence. It's one of Chud's favorite video games to play in his freetime. Is an A24, spine-tingling, slow-burn, chuddy isometric top-down shooter game made by about a schizophrenic psychopath shooting "hostiles" and civilians up. It's also free on Steam and was open sourced, so no need to pirate it, you selfish little fuck.

POSTAL (Java) is a 2010 mobile game that is pretty good for its platform and time. The game plays more like Postal 1 with a fully top down POV and a lack of any pacifist options. It features a nice artstyle and the game has a survival mode wherein you endlessly fight off hordes of police.

Postal Redux is a modern re-release of the game that costs 7 Dollars

POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2 is an open-world first person shooter about doing random chores for your Wife (appropriately named Bitch) it's an A24 slow-burn masterpiece as you do mundane shit like buy milk or return a library book whilst the whilst the insane npcs urge to go Postal and kill everyone. The games tagline is that its only as violent as you are and can be completed as a pacifist. This game is also completely illegal to own in Jew Zealand because of whiny politicians. It's like 9 dollars on Steam, but if you're a selfish 3rd world shitskin or a kiwi you can pirate it using FMHY.

Shit YOU WILL DO

• Violate a cat using it as a silencer for your gun
• End Al Queda's war on terrorism by killing Osama Bin Laden (optional)
• Press R to unzip your pants and Urinate on people. They will puke if you piss in their mouth and you can piss on yourself to extinguish fires.
• Collect various excessive weapons like Rocket launchers, Dildos, Biological weapons, Nuclear bombs,
• Kill Gary Coleman multiple times.
• Smoke lots of Crack.
• Bribe/Impersonate officers and shout 'Get down if you don't want to die'
• Piss on donuts and watch cops eat them.
• Kill Minorities

The Base game follows a Monday through Friday system with each day having around 3-4 chores that need to be completed. With Later expansions now part of the Steam release being Apocalypse Weekend - adding Saturday and Sunday. Share the Pain - A no longer supported multiplayer mode so you can piss on your friends. And in 2015 Dlc Expansion Paradise Lost which involves you doing more chores in the now post apocalyptic city for various factions like Al Qaeda, Midgets and Jewish Cow Demons. Paradise Lost is the real Postal 3 You will Not play Postal 3. Postal 2 also has a upcoming re-release Postal 2 Redux.

POSTAL 3

POSTAL 3 is a moderately overhated, rushed game, that was so hated by RWS fanboys it got the creator of it (Akkela) shut down. The game has graphics that are rather impressive for the time and very impressive physics for it being made in the Source engine. The game has a high density of bugs and other glitches but they realistically could have been fixed in around 7 months.

Delusional RWS Fanboy Perspective

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POSTAL 3 is a bastard child abomination brimstone SNCA pile of stone cold dogshit that has no value and should not even be touched. The publishers (Running With Scissors) disowned it as not theirs and rightfully so, as they didn't even develop the game. There is no reason you would ever need or want to play this other than for diagnostic purposes. The publishers have explicitly stated they will never patch or remake this game. (You) will not seek out to play this game lest ye wish to be cast to Niggerhell besides the game will just immediately crash anyways

POSTAL 4

POSTAL 4 Is a sequel to POSTAL 3 coded in Unreal Engine 4 that is somehow worse in everyway, The game plays like a slideshow that was made in 2 months, and when the game starts you see a bland PowerPoint presentation that masquerades as a cutscene, The game is rated Mostly Negative on steam from the recent reviews and has a 2.0 on IGN

Things bad about POSTAL 4:

• The game has a very basic gore system, even though its a shooter
• The NPCs have profound mental retardation
• The game is very poorly opimized even to this day
• When the NPCs speak their jaw moves but not their tongue, so it looks weird and fake when they talk
• The game has Reddit humor and is inoffensive unlike Postal 2
• The game is very easy even on the hardest difficulty
• The lighting system is shit

POSTAL: Bullet Paradise

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POSTAL: Bullet Paradise is a cancelled retroslop game made by Goonswarm Games. The game was cancelled 2 days after it was announced because people realized it was a cash grab and all of the assets were AI generated. When RWS's employee Mike Jaret was confronted with the evidence that the game used AI assets his clitty leaked hard and he called his fans "ignorant assholes" and later said his fans could "eat his shit".

Postal: Brain Damaged

One of the higher quality newer-generation Postal games, Postal: Brain Damaged runs pretty well , has great gameplay, and has okay humor, with some of it preddit-ish. The gameplay is fast paced, different, and keeps certain mechanics from older games to keep it in line with the franchise. It also has retroslop graphics for whatever reason. It is rated Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam..

Other SNCA

• SprokemowerMan's self insert is an edit of Cobson made to look like Postal Dude, the main character
• There is also a Postal Movie staring Zack Ward it is commonly regarded as one of the worst movies of all time. If you want to know if it's any good or not the first 5 minutes are a recreation of 9-11. Its Free on Youtube because the movie is SNCA