SNCA:Humanity

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Why yes, Humans are gigachads
How could you tell?

Humanity is a gem.

Humans, scientifically known as Homo sapiens, are primates that belong to the biological family of great apes and are characterized by hairlessness, bipedality, and high intelligence (normies don't count though, their intelligence is average). Humans have large brains compared to body size, enabling more advanced cognitive skills that facilitate successful adaptation to varied environments, the development of sophisticated tools, and the formation of complex social structures and civilizations. But despite the fact that they are very smart and developed, most of them are very basic and rarely think about anything other than their daily lives or what someone else has told them. Ironically, the aforementioned normies live better lives thanks to their useful abilities to fit in.

Humans are highly social, with individual humans tending to belong to a multi-layered network of distinct social groups – from families and peer groups to corporations and political states. But if you're reading this page, it's probably not about you, but we will not judge you simply because most of us are in a similar situation. Normies took over the entire society, and everyone became friends with people whose most unique thought is about cars or school, maybe not bad, but basically just boring.

You live on planet Earth, breathe air, and most likely live in a city and want a lot of money. We're all alike in that regard.

History

There is no correct fact about how humans came to be because some people say that God created all of us, some people deny i,t and say that we were monkeys that were turned into humans after tens of thousands of years through evolution. But I will write about the evolution theory simply because it would be more interesting to read, I guess (no offense to ones who believe in the God theory). The lineage of apes that eventually gave rise to humans first split from gibbons (family Hylobatidae), next orangutans (genus Pongo), then gorillas (genus Gorilla), and finally, chimpanzees and bonobos (genus Pan). During the split between the human and chimpanzee–bonobo lineages, chromosome 2 was formed from joining two other chromosomes, leaving humans with only 23 pairs of chromosomes, compared to 24 for the other apes. Eventually, people began to form in Africa and were black because it is actually very warm there, so their skin adjusted to that climate. Initially, they were very stupid, but that didn't stop them from gathering in groups and killing mammoths that were really huge, and honestly, I have no clue how they did this by using the simplest tools possible (like spears and stones). It ended 4000 years ago, but somehow some of them survived and are still walking around in my school and in the majority of schools across the world in general.

Over time, they were getting smarter and started an urban revolution that took place in the 4th millennium BCE with the development of city-states, particularly Sumerian cities located in Mesopotamia. It was in these cities that the earliest known form of writing, cuneiform script, appeared around 3000 BCE. Other major civilizations to also develop around this time were Ancient Egypt and the Indus Valley Civilization. It's well known that the Egyptians didn't waste any time and built the pyramids in a way that no one knows how, because the blocks were too heavy for even a few people to lift. At that time, the Indus Valley civilization didn't waste its time building unnecessary pyramids, but instead focused on constructing cities, granaries, and statues (for some reason, all civilizations of that time had an obsession with them, but at least we can tell that they did back then by exploring them).

Post-Classical

Following the fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476, Europe entered the Middle Ages. During this period, Christianity and the Church would act as a source of authority and education. In the Middle East, Islam became the prominent religion and expanded into North Africa. It led to an Islamic Golden Age, when they were actually smart and determined, and instead of getting deep into the religion, they explored the world and had huge advancements and achievements in science and architecture. Also, the revival of the old advances began specifically in science and technology, and the formation of a distinct way of life.

In the Americas, between 200 and 900 CE, Mesoamerica was in its Classic Period, while further north, complex Mississippian societies would arise starting around 800 CE. The Mongol Empire would conquer much of Eurasia in the 13th and 14th centuries, and later, because of Genghis Khan, the Kazakhs look how they look now, although they used to look like Europeans. Over this same time period, the Mali Empire in Africa grew to be the largest empire on the continent, stretching from Senegambia to the Ivory Coast. Oceania would see the rise of the Tuʻi Tonga Empire, which expanded across many islands in the South Pacific. By the late 15th century, the Aztecs and Inca had become the dominant powers in Mesoamerica and the Andes, respectively. Europeans did almost nothing during this period; I assume they were just too busy looking for nations to blame their own problems on, as they do now.

Modern

The late modern period saw the Industrial and the Technological Revolution, which brought such discoveries as imaging technology, major innovations in transport, and energy development. Influenced by Enlightenment ideals, the Americas and Europe experienced a period of political revolutions known as the Age of Revolution. But they thought that this period was very boring, so they decided to start World War 1 and after some years, World War two respectively. Eventually, the good guys won in World War 2, and they began to return to their normal day of life, although wars still broke out somewhere, but they were not as global. Then humans reached the moon and found out that it is not made of chees, so since then, only lunar rovers have been sent to the moon.

Factions

Males - Dominant gender (Pedos and rapists are inferior to).

Females - Second dominant gender (As long as they don't fall for the feminist propaganda and don't have such high demands towards men).

Players

The races are as follows:

Negroid race - black skin color, wide nose, black hair and curly hair, their teeth are large and more resistant to caries than those of other races, for some reason, they are very generous. You are a pretty good guy who has a lot of friends and just enjoys life, and want to build a house after graduation. They like watermelons. +60 points to basketball, +100 to invisibility in the dark, +70 to the probability of becoming a rapper.

Caucasian race - if you are European, you think that Europe is a continent, that's actually only partly true, you think that Europe is better than America and sometimes do not miss the opportunity to argue about that, overall, you are a nice, patient and calm dude. They like watermelons too. +20 to the possibility of becoming a femboy, +10 points to the probability of becoming a true crimer, +50 to the probability of becoming a dirty nazi, +30 to the probability of becoming a YouTuber.

Mongoloid race - You're a little shorter than the other races, but you're still cool. If you are from China, Japan, or Korea, you are studying a lot in your school and working a lot too, but you're afraid of your very difficult exams, but you will pass them, and everything gonna be alright. +70 to hardworking, +30 to funny jokes, +40 to the possibility of like anime and rice.

Americanoid race - you are the descendant of Indians, but you probably don't even know about that, but you are cool. +100 to archery, +100 to javelin throwing, +60 to the ability to make feather wreaths.

Maps

Humanity has populated many continents on planet Earth, which is the only one on which life is possible in our solar system.

The USA - it depends on the state, but overall, it's a good map. This map has both warm and cold places, and the nature there is very beautiful. Many people would like to live there, but for some reason, they can't. This card gives you access to many bonuses, but unfortunately, it can be dangerous, especially around educational institutions. It's about time the admins did something about this, but they haven't done much yet.

Russia - is cold here, but in the southern regions it's very hot, especially in the summer. If you live in Moscow, everything is great, and you live a good life, but keep in mind that if you write a lot of crap online, the special forces will easily find you. The roads on this map are broken for some reason, and some cities have many identical buildings that, surprisingly, have nice apartments. The admins on this map are evil, and the players don't like them. The admin also doesn't like other maps, and the players don't agree with him.

China - for some reason, your country lives in the future, and you have a lot of things that other countries don't. You also have a social rating system. It's a big map, but playing it well depends on where you spawn. Women in your country are more demanding of men, and for some reason tend to be feminists, even though they have practically all rights there, as in most other countries.