Scam calls
Scam Calls are bullshit and malicious calls that are made by jeets (yes, it's all of them who do this) to confuse old people and take all their money or something. (You) WILL troll and hate scam callers.
These calls are usually targeted towards old people, people who don't know any better and also have access to a computer, or people they deem vulnerable enough to scam. Jeets that target old people impersonate someone close like a grandchild or a place like a bank/government agency (e.g. they may claim to be the IRS or something and say the target owes money). Scammers may also promise a method to get money or helpful tech support for your windows device.

How to troll scam callers[edit | edit source]
Accept their calls, put your ass into the mic, then fart as hard and as loud as possible (don't poop yourself) with your ass onto the phone to piss off and confuse the fags who call you. Alternatively, play a Bible recording, scream into the mic and hang up, speak gibberish, or put the phone under a pan/pot and then repeatedly hit it with a spatula until xey hang up on you or ACK xhemselves. If the scam call begins with a voicemail, press the number they prompt you to before trolling. If it is a chinese faggot, use google translate and put the phone by a microphone and see what the chink says. Then press the number and begin trolling the fucking fags who made a scam call on you.
Another trolling method is to pretend to be a soyjak, obnoxiously call out the scammer (e.g. "SCAMMER SCAMMER SCAMMER!!!!! DON'T CALL ME AGAIN YOU NIGGER!!!" *hang up*), or literally just do this.
You can also just not accept the call. Although that is a little boring.
