Nigeria

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Nigeria (pronounced as Niggeria) is a Nigger country in middle of Niggerland mainly inhabited by Niggers. Jimbo's estranged father is also from there. They are basically the pajeets of Africa due to their love of scamming AmeriGODS.

Info[edit | edit source]

According to Leakipedia, there are around 527 known languages spoken in Nigeria (many of which are endangered) as well as many different dialects of those languages. Nigeria is also home to many ethnic groups, notably the Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa and Fulani, Tiiv, Kanuri, Ijaw, and the Bini/Edo people but also many others.

Due to the large number of people speaking different languages, they created their own creole language called "Nigerian Pidgin" in order to communicate with one another. Since most words in Nigerian Pidgin are based on simplified versions of English words and has a more simple grammar (Nigerians don't have the intelligence to understand English grammar), it makes the language sound funny while reading it because it looks like actual ESL.

Example sentences[edit | edit source]

>i no get

(I don't understand)

>Di goal be give Eyimba some hope as dem continu to press for plunty nomba to secure point at least

History[edit | edit source]

  • ooga booga
  • we ar kangs!
  • HECCIN ABRAPS BROWNIES AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • we ar kangs! we ar da Sokoto caliphate n sheit
  • HECCIN YUROPENIS YTMEN AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • oillllll
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • HECCIN YELLOW CHIGGAS AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • aids
  • we wuz kangs!
  • August 1Ϫ, 2026 - DNB was found

Biafra[edit | edit source]

The instability caused by 1966 coup and counter-coup, as well as anti-Igbo massacres in 1966, set the stage for the Republic of Biafra to declare its independence in 1967. This marked the start of the Nigerian Civil War/Biafra War where the government of Nigeria fought to suppress the newly-independent republic's sovereignty, eventually winning after 3 years. An international relief effort known as the Biafran airlift was made to deliver food and medicine to Biafra, since the Nigerian government's blockade of the region (which it used to win the war) had provoked mass starvation.

Future of Nigeria[edit | edit source]

Things to do in Nigeria[edit | edit source]

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