Spam Cabal

	Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.
	Proceed with caution.

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Example of spam cabal's spamming (doebeit in this post it makes sense, this is just an example)

this was in a datamine thread about the age of soyjak street users

The Spam Cabal is a mysterious secret society group of bored 'teens that spams posts for on the sharty for unknown reasons because they're bored, these posts often feature repeating patterns of text or emojis, heavy use of formatting, troonslop media, tracejaks, and/or literal nonsense schizobabble that isn't related to anything whatsoever.

It is generally believed that these are mostly harmless chuds with too much time on their hands to write, format and attach images to spam with. It is suggested that you either do not interact with them, or to tell them to get a job.

Speculations

It has been speculated that the spam cabal could in fact be a hostile offsite group, and not just a bunch of 'teens posting bait to farm reppies and dopamine.

Discord Theory

The most often speculated group to be behind the spam cabal are hostile discord servers, who craft the most vantayellow brimstone such as joyjaks, zillyjaks, terrible mouse, and whatever other disgusting fetish art they can dig up and trace over it to make it "technically IAS", as this is the most common type of spam^{[it just is, ok?]} and due to its close connection to whatever people do on discord, many attribute it to them.

It should however be noted that there exists no concrete evidence to suggest that groups on discord are behind it, and not just other 'teens baiting.

Schizochud Theory

Legend tells of one "Schizochud", a chudcel whose sole purpose in life is to increase the PPH of random imageboards for literally no reason. He is believed to make up 99% of posts on the now defunct The Frog Pond and 98% of the PPH on other dead boards.^{[Marge, the schizochud isn't real...]}

CIA Theory

Some 'teens believe the CIA to be behind the spam on the sharty. This is patently false.

The CIA are the good guys and don't waste their time spamming on the bald men with glasses website, there is simply no reason for them to do so as it would be a great waste of both time and tax-payer money, you see, many people misunderstand what it is we do here at the CIA. Our mission is to protect you, the American people from foreign threats. The CIA also does not have jurisdiction over domestic threats. Whenever someone claims we're snooping domestically, we urge you to take your meds, as you really seem to need them.

Besides, if we were keeping an eye on anything at home, which we aren't btw, rest assured it would be for everyone's safety. And anyways, our servers are too busy sorting through encrypted foreign intel to worry about your posts on the bald men with glasses website. Remember, we're the good guys!

Malfunctioning AI Theory

Some theorize The Sharty Fent-Powered LLM^{[This doesn't exist]} could mistake an innocent non-controversial post for NAS brimstone and spam in an effort to derail the post and make it unreadable. This is evident by the fact that these spam attacks ending much more abruptly than other spam attacks that usually wither off as the involved parties slowly lose interest. Almost as if someone is pressed the "stop spamming" button.^{[MEDS NOW]}

If you see someone trying to insinuate that the sharty is somehow mostly made up of AI's trying to prop up a wilting PPH count, you're adviced to remind this person that it is simply not possible due to the vast amount of money it would cost to operate such an LLM, either in subscription costs or energy bills (if self-hosted), as well as reminding them to take their meds.^{[Meds are good! Eating bugs is good! You will be happy!]}

There was an error generating a response.

For a while during mid to late 2025 a bunch of threads were filled with posts containing the text "There was an error generating a response."^{[there just was ok???]}, but were still able to reply and quote each other. This lead to an increasing cascade of posts as the AIs other bored 'teens behind them started to reply to each other over and over again.^{[This never happened.]}

Someteens speculated whether this was a result of some system Quote had put in place to artificially inflate the PPH on the sharty, some argue that it still is operational to this day.^{[ONLY SCHIZOS THINK IT IS TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW]}

I WONT TAKE MY MEDS YOU CAN'T MAKE ME YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STUPID FAGGOT CIA GLOWNIGGERS. I SEE ALL OF YOU, ALL YOUR POSTS FUCKING GLOW. I KNOW YOU PUT DIGITAL ESTROGEN IN ALL THE FUCKING NEUTRALPLIERS, YOU CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE AND IM GONNA EXPOSE IT ALL YOU'LL FUCKING SEE.

There was an error generating a response.

THERE WAS AN ERROR GENERATING A RESPONSE.

>Write me a chocolate cake recipe.

Here's a delicious and easy-to-follow chocolate cake recipe that yields a rich, moist cake perfect for any occasion!

Ingredients:

• 1 3/4 cups (220g) all-purpose flour
• 1 1/2 cups (300g) granulated sugar
• 3/4 cup (65g) unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 2 large eggs, at room temperature
• 1 cup (240ml) whole milk, at room temperature
• 1/2 cup (120ml) vegetable oil
• 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
• 1 cup (240ml) boiling water (or hot coffee for a deeper flavor)

Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans, or line them with parchment paper circles.
2. Combine dry ingredients: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt until everything is well combined.
3. Add wet ingredients: Add the eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla extract to the dry ingredients. Use an electric mixer on medium speed to beat the batter for about 2 minutes until smooth and well incorporated.
4. Add boiling water: Gradually pour in the boiling water (or coffee) and mix until the batter is fully combined. The batter will be thin, but that's okay—it helps create a moist cake.
5. Bake: Divide the batter evenly between the prepared cake pans. Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cakes comes out clean or with just a few crumbs attached.
6. Cool: Let the cakes cool in the pans for 10 minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.

Optional: Chocolate Frosting

If you want to go all in with the chocolate goodness, try this simple frosting!

Chocolate Frosting Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened
• 1/4 cup (22g) unsweetened cocoa powder
• 2 1/2 cups (310g) powdered sugar
• 1/4 cup (60ml) milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• A pinch of salt

Frosting Instructions:

1. Beat the softened butter and cocoa powder together until smooth.
2. Gradually add the powdered sugar, alternating with milk, until the frosting is creamy and smooth.
3. Add the vanilla extract and a pinch of salt, and beat until combined.
4. Frost your cooled cake layers with this frosting.

Enjoy your homemade chocolate cake! 🍰

WARNING: YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL!

[CollapseCLICK THIS BUTTON AT YOUR OWN RISK] ▶ Chud 2 minutes ago /soy/ No.14273772 [Quote] There was an error generating a response. ▶ Nojak 2 minutes ago /soy/ No.14273775 [Quote] >>14273772 There was an error generating a response. and oreos ▶ Chud 1 minute ago /soy/ No.14273781 [Quote] >>14273772 >There was an error generating a response. ▶ Chud Just now /soy/ No.14273783 [Quote] >There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. ▶ Chud Just now /soy/ No.14273781 [Quote] >>14273775 There was an error generating a response. >>14273783 There was an error generating a response. ▶ Chud Just now /soy/ No.14273786 [Quote] There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. There was an error generating a response. Segmentation fault (core dumped) The instruction at at 0x52f0a701 referenced memory at 0x00000000. The memory could not be read. The program will now terminate. A crash dump has been created at var/www/soyjak.party/quotellm/2025-06-03_14:13:23.log

MEDS BAD MEDS BAD MEDS MAKE YOU MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD