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Zillyjak
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 Zillyjak is a DEAD, FORCED MEME
You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay in the coffin. |
Zillyjak smells like bait.Zillyjaks are a cancerous and gender-affirming trend of turning soyjaks into mutilated horrors and abominations indescribable by any language that started appearing on /soy/ near the beginning of October 2025. [1] They are a form of bait likely inspired by Retroslop avatars on 'blox, which are used by furries and trannies online to groom children. They are also the spiritual successor to slopjaks as they are even more putrid and brimmy than even the greatest and sloppiest slopjaks ever. It seems to be traced from various sources, including Boykisser. They are the darkest, brimmiest, shallowest pieces of ANTIMATTER to ever touch this imageboard. It's likely that the trend is a good candidate for poopson.
Similarly to Brojak, zillyjaks can be considered proto-poopson, because the sharty went down for a bit after a cobson zillyjak was posted on the 'log. Due to this fact, zillyjaks can also be considered the coal that is killing the Party.
Not even gay people like them. That's how bad they are.
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
- Party hats
- Fur and animal ears
- SNCA sexuality stickers
- Bandages
- they also have that weird owl "facial crest" if that matters. See image on the right.
- Fangs
- Faggot-like expression with eyebrows drawn together
- Pride flag pins
- Inducing physical pain in the viewer.
- The need for eye bleach after viewing.
- Complete lack of redeemable qualities
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Wholesome Soyjak holding a heart - this one actually predates the trend by seven months -
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Jartycuck. This one actually fits the theme geg -
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ESL FNF Pedo. Same thing as the Jartycuck geg -
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Pepe >KEEKK OHNONONONO NUSOIS WHAT IS THIS?!
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Zillychad -
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