Talk:Salt

>Something went wrong. Please try again later. ~Chud11002 (talk) 12:52, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

mawdsssss revert that edit from some gorenigger

It's just quote or one of his jannies as an alter ego. 'kiGOD (talk) 04:50, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

I was wondering that too. Is quote playing tricks on us to remoralize the party and boost the useless number again? Nut (talk) 04:52, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

its aryan warrior

Snopes

Is there a source that really confirms he wants to call himself Salt? TheCatalan1977 (talk) 06:15, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

it seems like everyone calls him salt

Nobody calls this nigga salt Then put a fucking marge next to his name or something that lets people know that his name is unconfirmed

We all call him Salt, also above me, is a -50 iq caveman who doesn't want to write a little despite using a wiki, and just wants to stim by swapping colored headers over and over with 0 neurons fired or contributions, and his "solution" is to "jannie-lock" (whatever that means) every single page on the wiki and killing it. actually, he doesn't even know how to sign a talkpage as you can see. ClanDestiny (talk) 10:22, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

cobblestone should be the owner

Yeah i just wish cobblestone was the new owner instead of salt...

NIGGER FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. RETARDED TRANNY SIMP.

deleted /craft/ just because he doesn't play Minecraft

nigger

we need /cobble/, a board were we pray to cobblestone

shut up negro Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:38, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

nigger salt isnt even xis actual name

delete dis trannyjannies

just woke up

if this "salt" guy is truly our real new owner and not some event why does the quote page remain unupdated? not sure what happened Enteryourusername (talk) 09:56, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

There you go i guess, I’m still not used to Quote no longer being our owner after so long. Wheres the salty template? Enteryourusername (talk) 10:06, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

this is an obvious gayop by quote, take ALL of this with a grain of sproke AwardedAccountAward (talk) 10:18, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

"salt" kill yourself

do because it's based

YES YES DEFINITELY SO WE CAN HAVE COBBLEQUEEN AS OWNER

shut up negro Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:38, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Name and possible Quote alter-ego

I personally doubt it, Quote is too much of a lazy nigger to do this and he already hated being admin obviously, plus he just seems different to Quote in many ways and I fully doubt Quote would ban his own trannyjannies and purge porn just to increase PPH, again because he's a lazy niggerfaggot. I think calling him salt is funny and I don't think it's such a big issue. Plus it's funny to force a namefag on the guy who absolutely despises namefags. In total, cool new admin and fuck quote or something

--RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 11:45, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone should be the new owner

Guys am i asking for much? Why cant she be the new owner????? Cobblestone haters should be ashamed of themselves... its all because of them...

shut up negro Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:38, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Hiroyuki of 'Party

who tf is this nigger??? the way this nigger type makes me think that this nigger is White American EFL Version of Hiroyuki

its definitely not cobblestone... sigh...

shut up negro Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:38, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

What the actual fuck

is this real??? i swear everytime i wake up there's always an important event Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 13:34, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

i miss cobblestone...

shut up negro Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:38, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

cobblestone should be the new owner

How many times do i have to say this...

shut up negro Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:38, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

i hope the new owner is cobblestone

im gonna rape you nigger Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:38, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

>portrait has mint colored glasses

@Aryan warrior you sneaky nigger Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:45, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

if it was me you would know. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:32, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

w

woke up to a new sharty admin ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 18:20, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Soysona

We need a democratic 'poll to choose Salt Soysona for wiki, current one too ugly and looks more like a slopjak Keyditor (talk) 19:35, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

idk what youre talking about this one looks good enough Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 20:52, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

== I LOVE YOU COBBLESTONE MWAH ==

You should be the new owner

kek

>unbans gore >immediately nuswas are calling him admin 6, a fucking nigger, and the worst admin right after xey said heil salt Nuswas? Our response? Fuggenjerdee (talk) 23:46, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

This toss describes it https://soybooru.com/post/view/273171 G-Man (talk) 23:47, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

Even doe """"""Salt"""""" are Quote Keyditor (talk) 00:17, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

⚠️ conspiracy theory ⚠️

what if a random nuswa decided to hack quote and it's going on this "different identity" to basically shit up the whole website without anyone knowing who xe is?

QolaTypeShit (talk) 23:51, 9 August 2026 (UTC)

retard above me Miso (talk) 10:49, 8 October 2026 (UTC)

it was going so well

what the fuck happened? ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 00:21, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

he allowed gore, allowed roblox threads, and a lot of failtrolls joined the site bc of these changes QolaTypeShit (talk) 00:22, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

Do nuadmins really? JSID. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:51, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

Actually decent changes

Finally the rulecucking is being undone. All of you need to stop leaking AZFjhDRkftZaMlDEVayO (Talk) 03:47, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

Happy to see you here. And yes, i agree. Soyoyuki (talk) 19:29, 12 August 2026 (UTC)

Holy raisin he has done it this time

Literally look at the reppeys on /soy/'s bait threads, there's TND gore all over the place geg --JakJalopy 🚗 (talk) 07:44, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

IMO he should revert this. ban gore everywhere except /pol/ Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 17:25, 10 August 2026 (UTC)

Him doing mass unbannings was great for myself and many others but the Gore is a very bad idea, it will lead to a slippery slope similar to what that one chud board went to. --~Chud26193 (talk) 03:18, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

I heckin hate gorerino

I heckin hate gorerino, Salt is literally Admin 666. im trans btw

I fucking hate gore, Salt is Admin 666. im cis btw

section monkeys

why do you guys add a brand new 0.5 sentence long page section every time he does something instead of just listing it in the "History" section. Cobblestone (talk) 14:09, 11 August 2026 (UTC)

ack yourself cobbletroon

document dis

https://gyo.tc/2026-0812-1920-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17041428.html he said a lot about the booru and wiki here

Rewrite

This page is in dire need of a rewrite. I'll be doing that just now. Rickert (talk) 11:51, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Done. Is better now. Rickert (talk) 12:24, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

Also removing biased template, don't see how this page is biased. Rickert (talk) 12:26, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

So... When are we making a "what type of guy is salt" section

title Perpetualchange (Talk) (About me • Song recommendations) 15:10, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

no one is stopping you from making it nigga --Neptune (talk) 15:35, 14 August 2026 (UTC)

dont think he'll fit for that copypastaMiso (talk) 11:33, 20 September 2026 (UTC)

> He hosts the sharty's servers in his own home.

Snopes for dis?— Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud14375 (talk • contribs)

Drum N Bass

>become a DNB admin faster than all the other ones

Bias and uncited serious claim

Make sure to watch for spergs editing the page to add random SNCA. Also, I don't think people really even have an opinion on Salt at this point so I set his reception to iron. The only people I've seen who hate or love him are respectively baitniggers and hunkies (neither of the opinions of which matter). Some nigga said that there was 'p spam on /soy/ on Sept. 1st, which I could find absolutely NO Snopes for. If this did happen, readd it to the reception section with citation.

--RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 08:45, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

>Citation

How are we supposed to cite 'p spam nigga Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 08:50, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

>how are we supposed to cite 'p spam

fuck youre right kek... did any jannies say anything about it? if so then cite them, i say we keep it on the page regardless

--RapeDenDweller1488 (talk) 14:29, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Piss and trannies dying

trannies suck my cock

Twift (User page) (talk) 09:35, 27 September 2026 (UTC)

Salt opinion poll

It seems no one agrees with the grading so i'll add a poll here

How would you grade Salt?

You are not entitled to vote.

Gemerald

5

Gem

0

Ruby

3

Neutral

4

Dust

4

Coal

7

Brimstone

12

There were 35 votes since the poll was created on 10:04, 1 October 2026.

poll-id 111EE6BED9287ECE18401D8046D42AEC

TheCatalan1977 (talk) 10:04, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Brimstone niggerstone shitskin from niggerhell, the reason why I switched to being a Swinnycuck in the first place, bullfucked the site and turned it onto a Liveleak version of Skibidifarms, almost every Salt supporter I see in the sharty nowadays is a UTTPfail. Ruined the sharty forever and is now doomed to niggerhell Twift (User page) (talk) 15:59, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

i agree that this site is shit but the swinny is a bit toddlery and all of the things that made it so much gemmier not even 5 months ago are mostly gone

i'd say to use the kuzzy but admittedly its a bit of a dnb. you can wait for the shemmy i guess Soyoyuki (talk) 16:40, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

I'd rate him a gem. People point out the failtroll situation, but if the failtrolls get the attention they want, then they're not failtrolls, ignore them. The complaint about bait? Always has existed, the people complaining about the bait are the ones who make the baiters thrive. He's handling things well. The only thing stopping him from being a gemerald is his retarded jannies. Poop and niggers dying (talk to me here|see my Reddit karma) 10:10, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

>but if the failtrolls get the attention they want, then they're not failtrolls how? they are still failtrolls at the end of the day QolaTypeShit (talk) 15:02, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

i'd say coal because "salt" is probably just froot regretting the purity spiral and becoming a watered-down kuz under a nu alias

also add rust instead of dust next time nusoishitskin Soyoyuki (talk) 10:23, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

Nobody says that Cobblestone (talk) 10:53, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

shitty slang from a pedophile that never caught on Cobblestone (talk) 10:54, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

literally every single sharty admin except now salt and maybe doll & soot was a pedophile, atleast kuz knew how to run a website Soyoyuki (talk) 11:32, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

did you forget your master FROOT who was fucking 15 year old prostitutes every week while you were slaving away for $0.00 per hour on woahboy joyjack formalitytroon wiki? Soyoyuki (talk) 11:36, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

marge LocalCIAagent (talk) 09:19, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

The anti-froot double standard is insane here. Soot allowed lolicons to run rampant on the website and is let off the hook for it, but Froot is called a "pedophile fucking 15 year old prostitutes" because he made a risky gigaquote and a few epstein jokes. It's anti-italian discrimination is what it is! Tarhunz (talk) 20:09, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

JSID then
They are all niggers
Every owner will be a nigger
There is no admin thrembo
Lose hope
Jsid mayne Twift (talk) 20:19, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

says the pedophile KUH (talk) 15:50, 1 October 2026 (UTC)

you are leaking so fucking hard over kuz holy shit GEG Golem (talk) 22:11, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

At first I would have voted gem or neutral because unbanning gore made furfags leave, deleting rule 3 was also SNCA at worst, and giga behavior at best since 90% of R3 bans can be replaced with R1 or R10 (pedophilia) but unbanning OGD was too far, and now the site is effectively a glorified version of 2024-era Jarty. OPSEC DEMON (talk) 09:01, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

OGD? What do you mean by that? And when did he say/do this? Fenriris (talk) 12:02, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

OGD stands for Obsessive Gigaquoting Disorder, the punchline originally was that people obsessed with gigaquoting could gigaquote pedophilia or fetishes getting them 'nished in the process, but as it has been unbanned, not only the punchline doesnt exist but it's a gateway for actual pedos to lurk in TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:20, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

it's true, i can't even go into /soy/ or any other board without seeing gore all over it

if my memory is right, i think i saw an uncensored gorequoting dnb post, isn't dnb supposed to be not allowed?

(i don't want to force myself to remember it bc it's LITERALLY csam) QolaTypeShit (talk) 16:24, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

he also drew himself as a fucking UTTP failltroll, cmon guys, this guy is satan himself QolaTypeShit (talk) 16:27, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Revolting seems the only plausible option. It is. The slippery slope he's descending towards will eventually result in actual 'p being allowed and a soypocalypse. But im afraid that 'teens dont have the will to fight anymore TheCatalan1977 (talk) 16:30, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

i have the will to fight dw QolaTypeShit (talk) 16:35, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

I prefer to stay neutral with Salt for obvious reasons, but I do agree that sounds pretty bad. I do get why you guys dislike fail-trolls, but to me they are just annoying, after all they just want to annoy as way to get attention. They can be ignored, but if it does start to get too much for any of you from them let me know and I will help to resolve it for you 😉

As for the other point, maybe we can tell Salt why allowing pedo jokes is a bad idea, because I do agree with you that it could enable those creeps to lurk around without that rule. Right now, I think he wants to be as lenient with teens as possible on the main site, since imageboards were originally created with the idea of having as few rules as possible to maximize user freedom. So, to me, it seems like he is experimenting with how much he can give them without making it as a hard rule. I doubt he would be ok with actual pesos on his site like we are cause after all, he would be raped by the glowies faster than you can count to 10

That said, I think there is a difference between allowing edgy humor and creating an environment where people can openly make jokes about pedophilia or similar things without consequences. Removing the rule can make it harder to distinguish between people making edgy jokes and people who are genuinely interested in that stuff. That's probably the part I'd bring up with him rather than arguing that every person making those jokes is a pedophile. Yeah. removing that basically enables that behavior Fenriris (talk) 17:48, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

salt is just admin 6 acting like admin 6 KUH (talk) 20:54, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

This is false, I never saw DNB, that is likely just a scare tactic from a rouge baiter, or a 'cord. Alleged "gore spam" is literally just 1 or 2 images being posted in "bunker" threads. The actual problem is the OGD flood, since we collectively don't want pedophilia being glorified all over the main board and also because this problem can end up attracting federal agents to the sharty and we might have yet another domain drop, just like 8kun.top OPSEC DEMON (talk) 09:52, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

salt is a federal agent himself KUH (talk) 10:00, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, same here about the DNB. Though I did email Salt about the whole OGD thing and wanted to update you guys for transprarency and to mediate this, and he told me he unbanned those because it's 'clearly done just to be edgy rather than because the poster is actually a pedophile. People will stop doing it in the long run after this change because the main appeal in it is the risk involved.' Which I guess fair enough, he does have a point. If it does not work out, he can always undo that. Be patient soyim, trvst the plqn Fenriris (talk) 19:17, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

What is a SaltMii

So someone allegedly 'oxxed "Salt"

Should I include it in any list of 'oxxes, this page, or the detractor perspective? It's like a 500 post-long raid thread or something, and it was pinned by Salt himself, so it's relevant inb4 "no its not that relevant nusoi this shit has happened like 6 thrembillion times I love Israel btw" TheCatalan1977 (talk) 08:01, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Put it in the detractor perspective or something ClanDestiny (talk to me|my Reddit karma) 08:04, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Yeah but a janny confirming it for me would be better since I'm not in the mood of causing chaos TheCatalan1977 (talk) 08:13, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

It already is chaos doe look at the recent October Happenings Twift (User page) (talk) 08:13, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Yikes... I checked soy... another insurgency? And it's not stopping TheCatalan1977 (talk) 08:16, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

People are spamming pedophilic OGD threads about raping cacas and making 'p out of it Twift (User page) (talk) 08:19, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

I mean yeah no shit that's what happens when you allow pedophilic "jokes" eventually real pedos will blend in. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 08:22, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Soycucks will spam pedophilic swinny falseflag edits whenever you disagree with them KEKKKK Twift (User page) (talk) 08:23, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

wait, wtf. really??!Is that true? Fenriris (talk) 12:09, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Yeah, check one of the October Uprising archives. I was in the log before and saw a log full of lolipedophillic OGD threads Twift (User page) (talk) 12:11, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Also see this image

niggerhell of a log jsid

Twift (User page) (talk) 16:27, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

There are still said threads. And also multiple falseflagging ones where they make a bunch of pedophilic statements long enough to be credible but right at the end say "because it's a swedish win", so like "hahaha I was just mocking them" no nigga you used that excuse to project your sick thoughts nigga TheCatalan1977 (talk) 12:19, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Were they uploading illegal content, like links to DD yesterday? A friend told me something like that was happening yesterday, sort of like spam, on /soy/. Bushy (talk) 16:51, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

They were saying they were doing that, but I could OBVIOUSLY not go and confirm it because i'm not retarded, I just reported the posts advertising said links without replying like a retard TheCatalan1977 (talk) 19:47, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Make detractor perspective main page

Delete this page and rename detractor perspective to just "Salt" QAWON (talk) 08:41, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

No Rickert ⚔ 08:46, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

QAWON (talk) 08:49, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Bros... it's getting really bad, the main page is already negative... TheCatalan1977 (talk) 11:10, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

We should overcome differences now

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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!submitted 2 hours ago by u/milffemboydommymommygothgirltransfem_humpersmasherloverdiddlerkisser_694206719680085

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Really well meme'd my friend!

Quotists, Frootists, Dollists, Kuzists, Sootists... doesnt matter. Salt is a new whole level of unprecedented evil. It's not something you can afford to make a purity spiral about. We need all of us together to know: We cant and we will never be as bad as this nigger is. His allowance of pedophilic posts, ironic are unknown, set's a new precedent we are not prepared for. This is far worse than some furries. This is far worse than FPE or bait. We have seen how the UTTP article has been hijacked by failtrolls to depict them positively despite the same UTTPniggers still making pedo irony. We have seen Salt literally let Cliffcord for days to DDoS the sharty and did nothing. We have seen Salt lie about his inactivity. TheCatalan1977 (talk) 17:16, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

R.I.P soyjak.party: September 20, 2020 -- October 3rd, 2026 o algo asi QolaTypeShit (talk) 17:45, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

It's not over. Be angry TheCatalan1977 (talk) 17:48, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

SOYJAKS ASSEMBLE --Statis (talk) 20:25, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

reddit Admin 7 (talk) 20:37, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

itt we assemble together to defeat the evil mineral Rickert ⚔ 22:28, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

What did salt do? Unbanning ogd? TankieGQD45 (talk) 20:27, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

from what I heard, yes Fenriris (talk) 08:05, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

just shut the down the Soysphere atp Bushy (talk) 20:28, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

what is this hunkybabble Ok (talk) 20:30, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

you are free to not care and move on faggot. But we will never move away TheCatalan1977 (talk) 20:34, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Kek https://archived.st/soy/thread/18251587.html

soot wouldnt care though also this sounds like it was written bt a redditor Admin 7 (talk) 20:33, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

bro think he in infinity war or some shit Takemedsnowchudcel (talk) 20:35, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

>thinking you're in infinity war or some shit GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 20:38, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

>>thinking you're in infinity war or some shit Ok (talk) 20:42, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

not defending the UTTP but it was the fault of animesucks for hijacking the community. The only people that hated the UTTP before it became a failtroll grooming ring where furries and people who weren't interested in shock humour --Raping Cobblestone Brutally Up Her Pussy for Tama (talk) 21:38, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

Unprecedented evil? Far worse content than risky gigaquotes was allowed up until the Froot administration.. Tarhunz (talk) 22:18, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

It's truly, truly been a very long roundabout path.

See you in Hyperborea 'teens

ok

truly one of the leakiest talk pages of this week

he really pissed yall off huh? [User:Mushroom|Mushroom]] (talk)

Holy shit page is so leaky

If you are going to leak about salt then edit the Detractor's perspective instead of shitting up the regular page Ok (talk) 22:42, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

the big majority consider him as coal or brimstone so he is brimstone

ok Pedrochd (talk) 23:58, 3 October 2026 (UTC)

should there be a supporter perspective?

i mean, a good bit of people on the ACTUAL SHARTY like him, even if most 'teens regard him as coal brimstone or even antimatter. you can go make a poll on it right now to check, like 33% say they support him. the 'ki is supposed to be UNBIASED and WHOLESOME and a VOICE OF THE HECKIN' PEOPLE after all.--Bardrake (talk) 18:33, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

68% of all the people who voted in the poll dislike salt, 12% are neutral and 20% like salt

feel free to create one, but there isn't a mayority of people that like salt, so the article won't have a lot of contributors QolaTypeShit (talk) 18:48, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

what poll, if you're talking about a ki poll then yeah most wiki users are anti saltists for some reason. actually, most soyteens regard salt as iron as per the results of a more recent poll on /soy/ --Bardrake (talk) 19:07, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

i'm talking about the 'ki's poll, send me a link for the /soy/s poll i wanna compare the results QolaTypeShit (talk) 19:20, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

here you go https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/18271415.html --Bardrake (talk) 19:29, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

52% dislike salt, 26% are neutral and 22% like salt, about the same ig

do you know if someone made a 'booru poll? QolaTypeShit (talk) 19:35, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

i dont but back to my original question it appears that the public opinion on salt is heavily mixed. even though the majority seem to disapprove it's only the majority by a very small margin, so i'm pretty sure that the page does deserve its own supporter perspective. --Bardrake (talk) 20:09, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

gq back saltist ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 20:55, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

im not a saltist i disapprove of him too Bardrake (talk) 21:01, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

stop deleting the dox

let the dox in the page, even if it fake Pedrochd (talk) 19:14, 4 October 2026 (UTC)

quote

quote caused over 7 soyurgencies and admin only caused one but it isn’t even called a soyurgency. and yet i see no mention of quote being atleast a possible pedophile, so why does admin’s page have it?--Mushroom (talk) 07:12, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

Soysurgencies are useless nigger wars to me
Comparing to Salt which unbanned gore, OGD, failtrolls Twift (User page) (talk) 07:14, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

We already had failtrolls before admin came in, gore is snca, and OGD are just mostly just spammed threads that gets no replies. Most people on here that are pissed off over admin’s unbanning of OGD don’t even use the sharty, they use it once every blue moon. Mushroom (talk) 07:17, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

it was fine when quote, cobblestone, and mustard made pedo jokes, but salt allowing the userbase to make pedo jokes is too heckin' far. Golem (talk) 08:04, 5 October 2026 (UTC)

on the fake dox

swail can you stop clitty leaking and edit warring the section says it's probably a fake dox

>b-b-b-but if it's fake then remove it you straggot this made me dilate so hard!!!

again it literally says how it's a fake dox so there's nothing wrong with keeping it in, at least add only a tidbit about the dox in the page and not a whole chunk of text if it makes you so angry you want to delete it every three hours Bardrake (talk) 23:35, 7 October 2026 (UTC)

b-b-b-but if it's fake then remove it you straggot this made me dilate so hard!!!

The reason I'm removing the dox is because it's a nothingburger, a faildox yet it's presented by the two or three hunkies obsessed with this page as something to be actually taken seriously (even rallying nusois to "confirm" it kek). The tidbit with the "Fake dox award" or whatever is substanceless threadfagging that doesn't affect the paragraphs that follow. Swinnychunks once faildoxed Quote too yet we don't have that in his page(s) let alone parade it as fact do we? — Swail, 23:55, 7 October 2026 (UTC)

we maybe should have something about him getting a fake dox on his page though and same with quote's fake dox i.e. "salt was faildoxed and it got stickied" Bardrake (talk) 20:36, 9 October 2026 (UTC)

agree, just got to that check it out — Swail, 20:53, 9 October 2026 (UTC)

das what i had in mind thank you Bardrake (talk) 21:00, 9 October 2026 (UTC)

Remove that quote as the first quote later

remove that risky gigaquotes as his main quote later after the ogd unban is no longer that much of a hunk bitchery shitshow and add back the old "i have a job friends" family thing later though Miso (talk) 10:52, 8 October 2026 (UTC)

not like THIS... Miso (talk) 23:06, 8 October 2026 (UTC)

saltists lost faggot go back ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 23:08, 8 October 2026 (UTC)

salt is ok

i just want a different quote, imagine it being 2048 and having this bullshit still be the main quote

also stop ddos is shit keep the one i asked to put there as the first quote Miso (talk) 11:02, 9 October 2026 (UTC)

stop ddos is his catchphrase and most-known line though ClanDestiny (talk to me|my Reddit karma) 11:08, 9 October 2026 (UTC)

We should have an antimatter rating for him

This guy is the reason the fucking sharty will shut down. WE SHOULD ADD ANTIMATTER RATING TO THE GRADINGBOX FOR ADMIN 6 SALTCORDER! ~Chud60173 (talk) 00:49, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

He isn't a pedophile nor a corder, if you see a "Saltcord" then it's a falseflag as he prefers to not have a name ClanDestiny (talk to me|my Reddit karma) 01:00, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

Found the saltcorder. This guy literally came out of nowhere and make the sharty 55 times worse. And Quote admitted he was going to shut it down.

The truth of the truth is: Salt is the sharty shutting down. He is THE ANTIMATTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

Fuck you saltcord you killed /qa/ ~Chud60173 (talk) 01:07, 11 October 2026 (UTC)

Saltmii section inaccuracy.

Salt said himself said "im going to put a uttp hat on my mii"[1], and the OPs image was originally made by the artist to promote 764, a known group of failtrolls, although it was likely repurposed as bait by the poster of the thread. ~Chud27213 (talk) 04:30, 14 October 2026 (UTC)

you guys should make saltmiis hair orange on that picture on his infobox

because he meant to make his hair orange but the lightning in his room fucked up

or just remove it entirely Miso (talk) 11:55, 15 October 2026 (UTC)

The design is based on connections with an unconfirmed theory and the leakage in response to it [2], as such the hair is pink to make it more recognizeable as SaltMii than RandalSoy, a new version could be made that replaces the blush with freckles and makes the hair a different shade of orange than Randal's 'sona, but I think the bloddy nose should be kept as an homage to the gore unban. ~Chud75687 (talk) 22:42, 15 October 2026 (UTC)

I would rather not incite useless edit wars over this particular subject that are a detriment to the quality of this article, So I believe a dedicated article to the theory and references to it in related articles, as well as further investigation, should be done before associating Salt and Randal that closely. ~Chud75687 (talk) 23:15, 15 October 2026 (UTC)

He won't readd /k/ because he's scared of "green men". This is also known as autophobia, the fear of yourself.[32]

Funniest thing I've read all week ClanDestiny (talk to me|my Reddit karma) 14:34, 17 October 2026 (UTC)