Tradwife

Tradwife is ARYAN btw, if that matters

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"Tradwife" enjoyers

A "traditional wife" (hello normGODs), also known as a tradwife, is a fabrication created by right wing LARPing trannies to entertain the idea that they can sit around all day and cut their dicks off while a "traditional wife" infantilizes them to entertain their delusional idea that they are somehow the main character. This idea was popularized in the late '10s mainly on the 4cuck, Xitter, and other gooner shitboxes. Along with the idealization of the past where women took care of men (make sure to conveniently forget the part about men working all day back then), this idea also stems from the disgusting fetishization of traditional women.

Reasons why you VVILL NEVER EVER EVER GET A TRADWIFE (or be a woman)

1. They are extremely rare
2. You need to be religious (sorry Reddit university)
3. You need to be a tradhusband. You can't just sit on your ass all day and goon

Reasons why idolizing internet "tradwives" is a bad idea

1. Tradwives are most likely right wing grifters or just looking for attention
2. There's nothing "trad" about posting suggestive pictures of yourself online
3. You will never get one so having a parasocial relationship with one is bad (especially if you goon to them, you fucking freak)
4. Real life ones are usually ugly and fat. Especially if you found one to take care of a faggot like you
5. Most tradwives are actually onlyfans models or 70 year old grandmas with hearing issues

How to get a tradwife if you really want to (kys)

1. Go to a cuckservative country with less money. Japan is especially good for this. It's also where tranime comes from
2. Find a decent job (good luck with that in Shitpan GEG)
3. Convert and become a super religious Christian (you need to do actual work for this and truly believe instead of just pretending so people think you are based and redpilled)
4. Build your physique (sorry you have to do actual work for this one too)
5. Find a talent that can attract women to you (no, jerking off and playing video games all day does not count)
6. Learn to talk to women. Confidence and patience is key. Practice a ton
7. Once you get a girl that likes you, be very nice and take her on dates
8. Get her to move in with you
9. Marry her and live with her until you die

You probably will fuck up somewhere along the way. Always remember there are plenty of fish in the sea, and move on to the next one without losing your spirit.

I'm just blowing smoke up your ass, I've never actually done this. GEG, trolled AGAIN!!! LEAK, CLITTYCEL!!!