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>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! Tradwife posters are GOONERS!

Xey have severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH
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"Tradwife" enjoyers

A "traditional wife", also known as a tradwife, is a fabrication created by right wing LARPing trannies to entertain the idea that they can sit around all day and cut their dicks off while a "traditional wife" infantilizes them to entertain their delusional idea that they are somehow the main character. This idea was popularized in the late '10s mainly on the 4cuck, Xitter, and other gooner shitboxes. Along with the idealization of the past where women took care of men (make sure to conveniently forget the part about men working all day back then), this idea also stems from the disgusting fetishization of traditional women.

Origin[edit | edit source]

To understand the tradwife movement, one must look at the period of social flourishment of the United States during the 50s and 60s. The post WWII economy was one of the best it's ever been, and thus more people were able to afford to have a family unlike previous generations. An atypical family at the time was known as the nuclear family. A family with a mother, father and children. The father was often the breadwinner of the family, while the mother stayed at home and tended to her children and husband.

Reasons why you VVILL NEVER EVER EVER GET A TRADWIFE (or be a woman)[edit | edit source]

  1. They are extremely rare
  2. You need to be religious (sorry Reddit university)
  3. You need to be a tradhusband. You can't just sit on your ass all day and goon

Reasons why idolizing internet "tradwives" is a bad idea[edit | edit source]

  1. Tradwives are most likely right wing grifters or just looking for attention
  2. There's nothing "trad" about posting suggestive pictures of yourself online, you just have a cuck fetish.
  3. You will never get one so having a parasocial relationship with one is bad (especially if you goon to them, you fucking freak)
  4. Real life ones are always ugly and fat. Especially if you found one to take care of a faggot like you
  5. Most tradwives are actually onlyfans models or 70 year old grandmas with hearing issues

How to get a tradwife if you really want to (kys)[edit | edit source]

  1. Go to a cuckservative country with less money. Japan is especially good for this (ev&oe every one in 200 japanese women has starred in a JAV o algo), it's also where tranime comes from. Actually go to Eastern Europe o algo.
  2. Find a decent job (good luck with that in Shitpan GEG)
  3. Convert and become a super religious Christian (you need to do actual work for this and truly believe instead of just pretending so people think you are based and redpilled)
  4. Build your physique (sorry you have to do actual work for this one too)
  5. Find a talent that can attract women to you (no, jerking off and playing video games all day does not count)
  6. Learn to talk to women. Confidence and patience is key. Practice a ton
  7. Once you get a girl that likes you, be very nice and take her on dates
  8. Get her to move in with you
  9. Marry her and live with her until you die

You probably will fuck up somewhere along the way. Always remember there are plenty of fish in the sea, and move on to the next one without losing your spirit.

I'm just blowing smoke up your ass, I've never actually done this. GEG, trolled AGAIN!!! LEAK, CLITTYCEL!!!