User talk:AlfietheShittyEditor

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hello. i locked and redirected that page because it's banned. Cobblestone (talk) 09:40, 11 April 2025 (EST)

how do i lock my own page to stop vandalism? AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 13:39, 28 June 2025 (EST)

they have that in real life, it's called real estate WildFlyingNigger (talk) 13:41, 28 June 2025 (EST)

sorry i didn't see this so i'll reply now: you can't lock your own page but i can lock it for you. you won't be able to edit it until you notify me or some other janny to unlock it though. should i lock it? Cobblestone (talk) 13:51, 24 July 2025 (EST)

Bump cause i think you missed this Cobblestone (talk) 19:46, 25 July 2025 (EST)

oh AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 06:10, 26 July 2025 (EST)

obsessed brimstone

I'm an oldDEITY while you're just a puny nusoycaca, which is why you're obsessed

well you're a fapping chinaman who tries to censor some massacre that happened in 1989 AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 19:41, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

Response

Don't worry I fixed it. Also sign your comments with 4 tildes ~~~~ Cobblestone (talk) 02:22, 22 May 2025 (EST)

And indent responses with a colon. Cobblestone (talk) 02:22, 22 May 2025 (EST)

thanks AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 19:41, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

Leaking

You're obsessed with me + YWNBAW 08:16, 28 June 2025 (EST) IWNBAT. I will always stay as a Male AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 19:41, 17 October 2025 (UTC)

Answering your question

• curprev 15:31, 30 June 2025 AlfietheShittyEditor talk contribs 16,701 bytes +58 is it banned sitewide or just /soy/? undo Tag: Visual edit

^ It is banned sitewide. You can check the rules, it gets you banned for Rule 3. GeorgeFlowberry (talk) 07:47, 30 June 2025 (EST)

but the floofs page says it's banned from /soy/..? AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 07:56, 30 June 2025 (EST)

It's banned sitewide. The part on the floofs page was written by known schizophrenic Ilovy so take it with a grain of salt GeorgeFlowberry (talk) 09:56, 30 June 2025 (EST)

'z page

I think the slopjak version should be the first one in the box because it's the one that overwhelmingly more soyteens use. What do you think? Cobblestone (talk) 07:04, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

i have no ideas, i just woke up but feel free to edit that page AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 08:51, 14 October 2025 (UTC)

>August 13th

Marge? ~ TotalNiggerDeath [ talk ] / [ contribs ] @ 04:29, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

basically some user started glowposting telling soyteens to "shoot up a place" and it go so bad that cobblestone had to turn the suicide page into a redirect to the hanging soyjak page (check the history of the suicide page for more info) AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 11:30, 26 November 2025 (UTC)

27 days remain

i have spent the rest of those days playing video games and drawing NAS. To anyone who reads this, have a nice day and a wonderful year.

Checked my 'booru ban and holy shit

It says that it will expire on febuary 27th 2126 and the reason was "Migrated from Shimmie". I told them a appeal about this falseflag since the only sites that i used was this Wiki and Booru. If this is the end of my drawing bald men with glasses hobby, then it's over.... AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 10:13, 15 March 2026 (UTC)

Probably just a bug. OopooPoopoo (talk) 17:18, 15 March 2026 (UTC)

I just gave two appeals to the moderators and one of them said

"Shimmie is the name of the old booru software, it doesn't mean the [DEAD SPLINTER]"

So basically they banned me for using the booru back when it used the Shimmie. So the century ban is basically overkill (Possibly powertripping)AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 08:43, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

no bro, it means that your ban was migrated from the old software, just appeal when you're 18 and i'll unban you Cobblestone (talk) 08:49, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

okAlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 08:53, 16 March 2026 (UTC)

Welcome back

Welcome back the the 'phere - Labanis4ayran ( | ) 12:28, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

I Think i missed a bunch of important raisin that happened throughout February and March (Did those averifags like joe_barbaro did a full-scale takeover when i was gone. Hence why the fuck is there a bunch of furry moderators on the site now?)

Or maybe i'm just having a "Hiroo Onoda" moment (basically he was some Jap who thought the second world war was still happening until he surrendered in 1974)

Feel free to debunk this via Snopes or give me a recap on what happened throughout those 2 months. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 12:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Welcome back. OopooPoopoo (talk) 18:50, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Bad news: Furfags hacked some accounts of janitors/moderators and started vandalizing raisin. Going to make a page about this Tommorow. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 19:08, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

And now i am commencing some operation that i'll like to call "Clean State". Which is editing some pages of users after they got their accounts back after the raid that happened yesterday. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 09:15, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

what are you doing North (talk) 09:37, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

hes a schizo --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 09:39, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

I Deeply apologize for this. Maybe i'm not a big fan of April fools. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 11:17, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

Can you do the switching between doctos and htsmdoctos thing in every page that gill brapped on?

xe's discharging on my talk page so i thought id call for help Perpetualchange (talk) 19:50, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

>come defend mah gemmy child porn jokes mayne BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 20:03, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

>asking someone else to editwar on your behalf 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 20:04, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

forgot the gigafly gif

Do you not realize that the htsm doctos thing was literally already a compromise that limeade came up with and you're trying to remove every instance where it's being used? BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 20:05, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

>you're trying to remove every instance where it's being used?

you're literally doing the same thing to the doctos templates, hypocrite Perpetualchange (talk) 20:23, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

I just want to remove >le fuggen letter 'p jokes. Is that too much to ask? Why are you defending them tooth and nail? BlackKING88 (talk / contribs) 20:32, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

i already told you why. Its just schizo humor Perpetualchange (talk) 12:15, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

>that limeade came up with

obsessed, i came up with it actually --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 20:14, 2 April 2026 (UTC)