Your cousin

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💞 OH MY GODFAUCISCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💞This page features a very pretty woman
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>Is xhe peggable?
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Aryan_Warrior's Cousin.

Your cousin is your best chance of ever getting laid. She is usually around during large family gatherings, in which she consumes copious amounts of alcohol. She used to babysit you when you were little and ever since has grown increasingly fond of you. Your cousin is best known for pegging you after imbibing four beers.

FACTS about your Cousin[edit | edit source]

  • She gave you four beers
  • She pegged you
  • She's Shitalian
  • You see her 6-7 times a year

See also[edit | edit source]