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A notable soyjak with a full beard is [[Science Lover Soyjak]], and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is [[Tony Soprano Soyjak| | [[File:Soyak_shaving.png|thumb|246px|[[Soyak]] seen cutting himself because he's shaving against the grain. Don't do this.]] | ||
A '''stubble''' is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a characteristic of virtually all [[soyjaks]] and is [[NAS#Categorization of NAS|a primary factor]] in what makes one [[IAS]] or [[NAS]]. Soyjaks are physically incapable of growing full beards due to a [[Soyboy|severe lack of testostorone]], exacerbated by near-ritualistic [[Soylent]]™ consumption. It often appears in postpubescent [[men]]. A notable soyjak with a full beard is the [[Science Lover Soyjak]], and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is [[Tony Soprano]]. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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File:A24beard.png|[[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 soyjak]]’s stubble. | |||
File:Soyak stubble.png|[[Soyak]]’s stubble | |||
File:Feraljak beard.png|thumb|[[Feraljak]]’s stubble | |||
</gallery> | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Glasses]] | |||
*[[Ear]]s | |||
*[[Soylent]]™ | |||
[[Category:Accessories]] | |||
[[Category:Soyjak tropes]] | |||
[[Category:Stubs]] | |||
[[Category:Pages that look like the thing they're about]] | |||
Latest revision as of 18:14, 15 August 2026
A stubble is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a characteristic of virtually all soyjaks and is a primary factor in what makes one IAS or NAS. Soyjaks are physically incapable of growing full beards due to a severe lack of testostorone, exacerbated by near-ritualistic Soylent™ consumption. It often appears in postpubescent men. A notable soyjak with a full beard is the Science Lover Soyjak, and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is Tony Soprano.
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A24 soyjak’s stubble.
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Soyak’s stubble
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Feraljak’s stubble
