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Tony Soprano Soyjak
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Tony Soprano Soyjak, also known as Soyprano, is a soyjak variant best known for being a member of the Soyjak Trio. He was created on 4cuck's /tv/ board in October 2019. Tony Soprano Soyjak is a unique 'jak in regard to its poor versatility—being difficult to edit with and facing to the side—while also not conforming to the self-insert meta. Some consider him dead, even though he still gets new edits every month or so and is featured in the Soyjak Trio, a considerably more popular variant.
Tony Soprano Soyjak is of Italian descent and resides in North Jersey. He enjoys consuming gabagool. He works as a legitimate waste management consultant, enjoys taking his medication, and visits his psychiatrist several times a week. He also has a keen interest in ducks, horse racing, and a chud-like interest in World War II due to being a Mussolini apologist.
He is frequently cited in arguments about what is IAS, as an example of a beardless soyjak. There have been edits that try to remaster his appearance or add the beard, but none of them have taken off. This is usually because they're iron at best, but another reason is that 'teens are too irony-poisoned to accept a dull-looking soyjak that doesn't conform to the front-facing self-insert meta.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The 'jak is traced from the character Tony Soprano (portrayed by the late actor James Gandolfini) from the award-winning, genre-redefining, slowburn television series The Sopranos. The scene where the soyjak is traced from comes from season 4, episode 5 "Pie-O-My", around the 52-minute mark. Here, we see Tony become slightly annoyed at his wife, Carmela (portrayed by actress Edie Falco), for leaving the door to the bedroom open while she is blow-drying her hair. Tony is lying in bed trying to watch TV, but he cannot hear it over the blow-dryer.
Naturally, he yells, "Carmela, could you please shut the DOOOOOOOOR." During the yell, Mr. Soprano bears a face that is remarkably soy, with his mouth agape. This screenshot would later be traced into a soyjak. It is quite odd for Tony Soprano to be a forefather of soyjaks, as Tony's personality is quite masculine and not particularly soy.
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