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[[File:Cobson_spittin_FAX.gif|30px]]''This page is a '''stubble''' or is unfinished. ([[You]]) '''WILL''' help by [[Special:EditPage/Stubble|growing it out.]]'' | |||
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A '''stubble''' is | [[File:Soyak_shaving.png|thumb|246px|[[Soyak]] seen cutting himself because he's shaving against the grain. Don't do this.]] | ||
A '''stubble''' is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a characteristic of virtually all [[soyjaks]] and is [[NAS#Categorization of NAS|a primary factor]] in what makes one [[IAS]] or [[NAS]]. Soyjaks are physically incapable of growing full beards due to a [[Soyboy|severe lack of testostorone]], exacerbated by near-ritualistic [[Soylent]]™ consumption. It often appears in postpubescent [[men]]. A notable soyjak with a full beard is the [[Science Lover Soyjak]], and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is [[Tony Soprano]]. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:A24beard.png|[[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 | File:A24beard.png|[[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 soyjak]]’s stubble. | ||
File:Soyak stubble.png| | File:Soyak stubble.png|[[Soyak]]’s stubble | ||
File:Feraljak beard.png|thumb|[[Feraljak]]’s stubble | File:Feraljak beard.png|thumb|[[Feraljak]]’s stubble | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Glasses]] | *[[Glasses]] | ||
*[[Ear]]s | |||
*[[Soylent]]™ | |||
[[Category:Accessories]] | [[Category:Accessories]] | ||
[[Category:Soyjak tropes]] | [[Category:Soyjak tropes]] | ||
[[Category:Stubs]] | [[Category:Stubs]] | ||
[[Category:Pages that look like the thing they're about]] | [[Category:Pages that look like the thing they're about]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:14, 15 August 2026
A stubble is short, coarse facial hair typically ranging from 0.4 mm to 5 mm in length. It is a characteristic of virtually all soyjaks and is a primary factor in what makes one IAS or NAS. Soyjaks are physically incapable of growing full beards due to a severe lack of testostorone, exacerbated by near-ritualistic Soylent™ consumption. It often appears in postpubescent men. A notable soyjak with a full beard is the Science Lover Soyjak, and a notable soyjak without any facial hair at all is Tony Soprano.
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A24 soyjak’s stubble.
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Soyak’s stubble
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Feraljak’s stubble
