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The '''Nojak Columbine theory''' is a theory proposing that [[Nojak]] wasn't actually traced from Oreo Review Show, but from a picture of Columbine shooter [[wikipedia:Eric Harris|Eric Harris]] during the recording of [https://archive.org/details/hitmanforhirecolumbinehomevideo Hitmen For Hire]. It is supported by the existence of [[Dylanjak]], a variant allegedly traced from a picture of [[wikipedia:Dylan Klebold|Dylan Klebold]] from the same video. | |||
==Spread== | |||
The theory was first proposed during January of 2026 in a /soy/ thread<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1643-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14938905.html</ref> poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters. | The theory was first proposed during January of 2026 in a /soy/ thread<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1643-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14938905.html</ref> poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters. | ||
Soyentists around the globe | Soyentists around the globe concluded via [[peer-reviewed studies]] that this theory is false, citing the lack of similarity in the angle of the frame from Hitmen For Hire, which is more of a three-quarter view, and that of Nojak, which is head-on. | ||
== See also == | ==See also== | ||
*[[Dylanjak]] | |||
*[[Nojak]] | |||
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{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
Latest revision as of 18:41, 15 August 2026
The Nojak Columbine theory is a theory proposing that Nojak wasn't actually traced from Oreo Review Show, but from a picture of Columbine shooter Eric Harris during the recording of Hitmen For Hire. It is supported by the existence of Dylanjak, a variant allegedly traced from a picture of Dylan Klebold from the same video.
Spread[edit | edit source]
The theory was first proposed during January of 2026 in a /soy/ thread[1] poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters.
Soyentists around the globe concluded via peer-reviewed studies that this theory is false, citing the lack of similarity in the angle of the frame from Hitmen For Hire, which is more of a three-quarter view, and that of Nojak, which is head-on.
See also[edit | edit source]
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