Salt is Quote theory

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The Salt is Quote theory (even though he's actually Ronald) is a conspiracy theory revolving around current admin Salt that tells Salt is actually Quote's alter-ego.

Arguments and Evidence

• This exact sort of thing has happened before: notably, Quote's co-administrator Limeade was notorious for adopting new personas (Thanos, Boot) to try and 'reset' his reputation.
• Modcodes were hidden as soon as Salt became admin.
• In his infamous JSID announcement, Quote said that he would not sell the site to anyone.
• The vast majority of Salt's changes seem to be aimed at directly undoing the policies of his "predecessor": he has eliminated wordfilters on /soy/, unbanned 'blox discussion, and even reversing all Quote-era bans. This is possibly Quote attempting to false flag opponents by making 'teens believe that, if his terrible policies were overturned, and users given what they want, the site would go to shit. (Even 'doe 'teens would heil Salt if he didn't allow gore and hostiles sites).
• A thread proving mustard is jubille was deleted.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• They ban anyone they don't like.
• They are very private about themselves.
• They rarely interact with the community.
• SALT UNBANNED SMUGLET.
• Despite the Staffpocalypse, the punishment for failtrolling and pedo irony is still 0.
• Salt said the site "should eventually die out" and "people should move on", which is something Quote has said verbatim in the past.^{[it just is, ok?]}

Opposing theories

Quote was tired, meets salt and accepts the 25k offer. Quotecord freaks out because they're gonna replaced, their discord servers get deleted, etc. Fast forward today, Mist leaks quote's alt account and 3-months worth of janny-related discord server logs. Mustard was kept in charge of the soybooru but doesn't own the servers, Salt owns the sharty and later decides to take over this wiki, mustard lost key to SSH and later lost his position to Warrior-Z. That's all.

Other theories

Salt is Root

When 'teens were looking through boards that were hidden to jannies they found that Root made posts on /test/ during the Quote era. This could imply that Quote gave the Sharty to Root and he just decided not to namefag, though Quote has said that Root is a background admin.

Salt is Soot

Soot has once given offers to quote to become admin of the sharty. Quote may have decided to accept this offer, only just not making it public. Other similarities are that both Salt and Soot use the normal tripcode (Chud ## Admin), hate namefags, are shit at coding, talk in trooncase, don't really interact with the booru and 'ki, crashes out really easily, and have very similar names. Salt once played Wordle and had "SOOTY" as his first guess, which some believe is a hint. However, this has been debunked by Soot himself on an email.

Salt is Kuz

Salt once said that kuz was the best admin before him.

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

With the sharty hack happening right before the """""handover""""" none of this shit makes sense mayne. So here is my head cannon. It came to me in a dream therefore it must be true

>Beginning of August hackers exploit the MPA vulnerability

>Quote takes a really long time to find out or just actively chooses to ignore the situation

>frog_really_bad.png

>Site goes down

>Quote either rebrands or finds a fall guy for this debacle to distract the nuswas with minor policy changes (omg just like my hekkinn deKuzification!!!!!!)

>Wiki also gets hacked even after the handover

>ALL of sharty users ip's get leaked

>you are here

All of this is very jewish and there has been zero communication and efforts to cover it up like it's the fucking Chernobyl.

Snopes

Salt is Quote theory is part of a series on theories

Big Soyther ♦ Chud takeover ♦ Cobblestone is a porn artist ♦ Critical BBC ♦ Dead Sharty ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz ♦ Frootlergi Plan ♦ Furry artist ♦ Infinite dubs ♦ Kuz is Trump ♦ Matrix reincarnation soul trap ♦ Mist is Quote ♦ Moot is Soot ♦ Nojak Columbine ♦ Pooner takeover ♦ Quote is an Epstein agent ♦ Salt is Quote ♦ Sentient nameroll ♦ /soy timer ♦ Trans BBC ♦ variant:unknown ♦ We all died in 2012 ♦ Namefags are supported by the admins

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