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Pooner takeover theory

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The Pooner Takeover Theory, also known simply as Pooner Theory, is a theory by soyentists that suspected that the demographics of the Soysphere had been/is being replaced with Female-to-Male transgenders.

Arguments[edit | edit source]

  • Soyjaks had been garnering popularity in queer spaces, causing people from these communities (Pooners in this case) to migrate to the Soysphere.
  • Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like Cobson or Muscular Soyjaks, could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people self-inserting as Soyjaks.
  • They could also be sexually attracted to the ‘jaks.
  • There had been an increase in the number of namefags whom had been accused of being biological females (ex:Mist).
  • The Soyphere is/was more welcoming to pooners than MtF trannies.
  • Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of soyboys' lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison.
  • They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of gender affirming care look like that and say that.
  • The use of edgy or chuddy humor made them feel tough or more manly or something.

In Practice[edit | edit source]

A lot of pooners have been known to browse Soyjak.blog, with pooner worship even becoming an in-joke on the site, although it is likely that the reputation of the schlog as being FTM-infested is likely a result of Terrycrews and Terryjak gaining popularity in those circles. Pooners are also stereotypically known to inhabit the shemmy, likely a result of the site's culture being directly appealing to them, not to mention the shemmy's focus on drawfagging. Speaking of which, drawfagging is another activity known to attract pooners, due to many artists being regular foids. This manifests in several artstyles or themes in drawfag posts that fit pooner aesthetics. This is all without mentioning the number of namefag artists who have already been confirmed to be pooners, such as Anthony.

Most pooners also typically joined around mid-2024 and are all responsible for a major part of all the brimstone (ex. /qa/ NAS, /sude/ brimstone like Tama, Femjanny, and Femquote, and all the gay nigger snca ‘cord drama)

See also[edit | edit source]

Pooner takeover theory
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