Froot is Kuz theory
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A secretive group holding power over soyjak culture, lead by a busy rich guy who owns the Sharty and performs gayops and censorship of dissidents? That sounds an awful lot like KolymaNET! The similarities between the Froot cabal and kolyma leads some soyteens to believe that kolymaNEt never shut down but instead rebranded and continued operations by changing the named and personas of all the members. The whole “Carter” situation and conflict between the Froot administration and Kuz during the 4th Soyvil War could have also been a false flag by the Froot cabal to make it seem that Froot and Kuz are different individuals. This would explain Doll’s dislike of Kuz despite historically having very close ties with him, as this would further distance the “old Kuz” from the “new Kuz” in order to fool the soyteen populace into believing Kuz left.
Here are some facts that give credence to this theory:
- It is known that Froot was in contact with and had very close ties to both Doll and Angeleno prior to the soypocalypse, meaning they could have been secretly planning a Kuz comeback with a new persona. This would explain why Red was allowed to stay in management despite supposedly being removed, in order to initiate the soypocalypse so the “new kolyma” could fully take over while the soyteens are distracted by the chaos. Having at least one prominent kolyma member (in this case Doll) retain their old persona while the rest adopt new ones would be vital in not raising suspicion, because if all kolyma members disappeared and where all replaced with brand new literal whos, this would easily raise suspicion and the larp would be too obvious.
- Dekuzification also took place to further distance the new Froot kolyma from the old one, as to not raise any suspicion and to further play into the anti-Kuz larp.
- If you pay close attention, you will see that Kuz and Froot share very similar writing styles. When you compare the two’s serious and shitposting tones of voice, you will see that they are nearly identical, which may be the reason why Froot has barely been posting lately, so that nobody will catch on.
- Both Kuz and Froot live using and helped popularize terminology and lingo associated with Trump, maga and qanon, although many users do this and its not much of a smoking gun its stilla clue that they could in fact be the same person. Kuz became a big Trump fan after “leaving” the Sharty so its natural that he couldn’t help let a little of that shine through his Froot persona.
- After Kuz “left” and Doll took over in late Spring 2023, Kuz developed a heavy dislike for soylita despite allowing it on the site his whole administration. He was very vocal on this newfound hatred for soylita, and when the soypocalpse happened the main culprit just so happened to be a soylita poster, and furthermore once Froot came into power, one of the very first things was... can you guess? If you guessed “Ban soylita”, you’d be correct, and this was to further distance the “old” shitlita infested kolyma with the “new” anti-shitlita kolyma.
- All the developers after Kuz (Angeleno, nudev, and then ballos) all shared very similar writing styles, used multiple different names for themselves, and all supposedly “resigned”. This repetitive behavior could imply that Angeleno along with other KolymaNET employees never left and in fact take up new personas and dump them for new ones at will.
- Notice how Froot never shares his voice? Could be because if he did we’d notice that his voice sounds like Kuz’s.
- Froot’s Sharty is a moneymaker, whether it be the implementation of ads on the Sharty and ‘ru, the price of FNAC, or the embedded cryptominers implemented by nudev, the Soysphere is made to stack up revenue. Since Kolyma was a covert-style business which made money in shady ways, Froot’s Sharty is meant to be the continuation of this money-gathering (Kuz was found to be working on crypto and NFTs in July, coincidentally enough).
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kuz (pre-dekuzification) ♦ fish's perspective ♦ kuzist perspective ♦ Nigga kuz's perspective ♦ shittily machine translated into Russian like what Carter did whenever someone asked him to speak Russian's perspective ♦ Soot's perspective ♦ Sootist perspective ♦ tree's perspective) ♦ Carter's alter egos ((((Max))) ♦ Dr. E/Chood) ♦ Object 775 ♦ Sobot ♦ Red ♦ Doll (formerly) ♦ Goth ♦ Kolyma Network ♦ Kolyma Dating ♦ Kolyma Gangstalking Division ♦ Nigga Kuz ♦ Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust ♦ Discord ♦ Eduardo Foltz ♦ Heyuri |
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Impact on the Sharty [+]
Kuzjak ♦ Hitman Kuz ♦ Kuzism ♦ Five Board Plan ♦ Kuz's Last Q&A ♦ This Is It ♦ Datamining ♦ The.html ♦ hohol.html ♦ Dekuzification | ||
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Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ Root ♦ Quote ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Doll ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Mist ♦ Smith ♦ Ronald ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Soyumvirate |
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50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4 | ||
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