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{{Gigachad}}{{Oldfag}} | {{Gigachad}}{{Oldfag}} | ||
[[File:Your brother.png|thumb|Nate's brother]] | {{Aryan}}[[File:Your brother.png|thumb|Nate's brother]] | ||
'''Your brother''' is your one true best friend, someone you can really trust. He is a very important person in your life who was or is with you through every situation, good or bad. He has also always helped you with your studies when [[Autism|you’ve]] [[ADHD|struggled]] [[Retard|with learning]]. | '''Your brother''' is your one true best friend, someone you can really trust. He is a very important person in your life who was or is with you through every situation, good or bad. He has also always helped you with your studies when [[Autism|you’ve]] [[ADHD|struggled]] [[Retard|with learning]]. | ||
Your brother loves you and wants what's best for you. He's also always trolled you so easily, and you fall for the most obvious [[bait|baits]], causing you to have a mental breakdown while he laughs at you kek. | Your brother loves you and wants what's best for you. He's also always trolled you so easily, and you fall for the most obvious [[bait|baits]], causing you to have a mental breakdown while he laughs at you kek. | ||
Even [[though]] he condemns your addiction to the | Even [[though]] he condemns your addiction to the sharty, he tolerates you and understands why you are being here. One day, he might be the next [[soyteen]] even. ([[Lie|Or maybe he is.]]) | ||
==Facts about your brother== | ==Facts about your brother== | ||
*[[Oldfag|He is older than you.]] | *[[Oldfag|He is older than you.]] | ||
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**He is currently [[Dad|married]]. | **He is currently [[Dad|married]]. | ||
*He has a [[Bodybuilding|sports career]] or is a [[Football|sports fanatic]]. | *He has a [[Bodybuilding|sports career]] or is a [[Football|sports fanatic]]. | ||
*He has | *He has real-life experience and is the first one who [[Touch grass|touched grass]]. (still does.) | ||
*He has visited The Sharty at least once due to curiosity, [[SNCA|but he does not care.]] | *He has visited The Sharty at least once due to curiosity, [[SNCA|but he does not care.]] | ||
*{{Keyedtext|He hates faggotry, retardation, and sex offenders.}} | *{{Keyedtext|He hates faggotry, retardation, and sex offenders.}} | ||
*Has he already finished [[School|university]], or is he still attending? | *Has he already finished [[School|university]], or is he still attending? | ||
*He is the reason why you aren't completely alone. | *He is the reason why you aren't completely alone. | ||
*He is a [[normie]] | |||
== Well-known brothers == | == Well-known brothers == | ||
Latest revision as of 19:08, 9 August 2026
Why yes, Your brother is a gigachad.How could you tell?
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Your brother is ARYANbtw, if that matters
Your brother is your one true best friend, someone you can really trust. He is a very important person in your life who was or is with you through every situation, good or bad. He has also always helped you with your studies when you’ve struggled with learning.
Your brother loves you and wants what's best for you. He's also always trolled you so easily, and you fall for the most obvious baits, causing you to have a mental breakdown while he laughs at you kek.
Even though he condemns your addiction to the sharty, he tolerates you and understands why you are being here. One day, he might be the next soyteen even. (Or maybe he is.)
Facts about your brother[edit | edit source]
- He is older than you.
- He is smarter than you.
- He is more socialized than you.
- He is the second well-respected person after your father.
- He gets to score, unlike you.
- He is currently married.
- He has a sports career or is a sports fanatic.
- He has real-life experience and is the first one who touched grass. (still does.)
- He has visited The Sharty at least once due to curiosity, but he does not care.
- He hates faggotry, retardation, and sex offenders.🗝️
- Has he already finished university, or is he still attending?
- He is the reason why you aren't completely alone.
- He is a normie
Well-known brothers[edit | edit source]
- Your brother.
- Bart Simpson.
- Malcolm's brother, Reese.
- Greg Heffley's brother, Rodrick.
- David Kaczynski.
