Grass

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>Though maybe you were looking for something else called grass?
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A rare and unkempt grassjak.

Grass (typically of the Poaceae family) are a group of tall, thin plants that typically grow low to the ground, best known for being outside. Though "Grass" to humans are known as small green blades that cover the ground, the Poaceae (or 'true grasses') family also includes agricultural grains such as wheat, rice, maize, and sugar cane.[1] Due to it being a great and reliable source of carbohydrates and nutrients, they were among the first domesticated by humans, one of them being wheat, first being domesticated over 12,000 years ago.[2]

In popular culture, the phrase "touch grass" has become a insult[3], aimed towards brapHAWGS who've taken root in their 1000$ Sam's Club gaming chairs and refuse to go outside due to the lack of pussy on their lawn. Suggesting they should get their long-awaited dose of vitamin D will result in copious amounts of seethe.

Be aware that there are some places in the world where grass won't grow, so it might be impossible to touch it. If you're ever in a situation like this, there can only be but one way out...

Things (You) can do with grass

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  • Mow it
  • Eat it Don't do that, ev&doe it's funny.
  • Stare at it
  • Give it to cows or/and horses to eat it.
  • Touch it
  • Light it on fire
  • Water it

Grassjaks

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Grassjaks are a rare and funny looking species of 'jaks who grow grass on their head and maintain a friendly and inviting look.

Things Grassjaks like:

Things Grassjaks hate:

Why (You) should touch grass

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YOU SHOULDN'T
Touching it
  • You don't go outside often
  • You need fresh air
  • You need to get off the party and stop coalposting

Who needs to touch it

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Snopes

  1. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0712-2329-14/https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org:443/entry/Grass
  2. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0712-2329-23/https://www.thoughtco.com:443/wheat-domestication-the-history-170669
  3. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0712-2329-32/https://www.merriam-webster.com:443/dictionary/touch%20grass
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