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All of these "rebuttles" are just "that's popular". That isn't a rebuttle, because the section is for similarities. A rebuttle would be disputing whether or not its an actual similarity, not if something is popular or not, hence why these ones before are kept
My name is Nophono Nobaldi the second and I say this
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File:Screenshot 20260809-225237 Steam.png|Xe plays [[SNCA:VRChat|VRChat]] and loli games OYYYYYY
File:Screenshot 20260809-225237 Steam.png|Xe plays [[SNCA:VRChat|VRChat]] and loli games OYYYYYY
File:Screenshot_2026-08-10_195254.png|Snopes now as searching up "hunky cobblestun" would never pull up results for the sharty, especially since the thread was a couple hours old and it takes google several hours to put up a new webpage. <s>And even then, why would he call it Soyjak.party when it's been called Soyjak.st for more than a year.</s> {{cn|Nophono calls it soyjak.st plus it's not that hard to figure out the domain}}
File:Screenshot_2026-08-10_195254.png|Snopes now as searching up "hunky cobblestun" would never pull up results for the sharty, especially since the thread was a couple hours old and it takes google several hours to put up a new webpage. And even then, why would he call it Soyjak.party when it's been called Soyjak.st for more than a year.}}
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Revision as of 11:36, 13 August 2026

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
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OPSEC level: COBBLESTONE

In 2026, a conspiracy theory emerged that Cobblestone had a porn account named "Cobble-stun" and was a man LARPing as a woman.[1] CobbleStun also might make guro porn since its on his reddit.[2] Coincidences were noticed such as both Cobblestone and "cobblestun" being obsessed with Valve games. "Cobblestun" is also a pedophile and loli has been found on his anime myanimelist.net account.[3]

CobbleStun would then say "Hello Soyjak.party, I think you have the wrong guy. I'm not transgender. I am a man. I just have a high pitched voice. I don't know who this other person named "CobbleStone" is. I just draw porn and make valve videos under the CobbleStun name." on his YouTube channel.[4] Similarly, Cobblestone denied the allegations, pointing out that the art styles were "completely different".[5] Therefore totally proving, without a doubt, that xem making xer insta private and deleting xer pornhub account within minutes of the thread being posted, was 100% a coincidence.[6] A separate theory states that Cobblestone and Cobblestun are dating.

Note that typing "Cobblestone" on his youtube comments will get the comment automatically deleted, even before the guy was supposedly made aware of it.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Here's a list of all the similarities and circumstantial evidence found:

  • Similar name (obviously)
  • Similar artstyle (disputed by some, Cobblestun claims his art style is inconsistent on his instagram)
  • Same gradient style (disputed by some)
  • Affiliation with porn (Cobblestun being a porn artist, Cobblestone once getting banned for uploading porn onto the 'ki)
  • Interested in gaming, especially old valve games
  • Search for "Cobblestun tiktok" pulls up results with the word "clanker" in them; Cobblestone's alias on SNCApedia was "MakerofClankers"
  • Both like gothic aesthetic
  • Both like guro (Per Cobblestun's reddit account, and the "who made that mess" post made by Cobblestone)
  • Both are musicians (Cobblestun's albums, Cobblestone's Ocarina audios)
  • Interest in clowns (both made clown art)
  • Both used the word "clitty" (disputed as to how much this is a similarity)
  • Cobblestun followed Ernest Khalimov (the model in the Gigachad images) on instagram, which is somewhat soy related
  • Cobblestun's first youtube upload had Two Pointing Soyjaks in the thumbnail, a super normalGOD variant but suspect nonetheless

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